So what you are saying is: THESE DORITOS ARE THE BOMB!!
Booooo...!!! (Someone behind the camera)
BOOOOOOO-OOOOOOMB!!!
To begin with I'd like everyone to know how tiny of a girl Martina is.
M: HEEEYYY!!! // S: She doesn't have a stool today.
And I have to squat, otherwise this is how she actually fits
I'm not that small. I'm five seven and a half
YOU ARE A TINY HUMAAAN!!!
You are the giant weirdo.
So for those of you who don't know what this is.
One of the chips are supose to be really really freaking spicy.
People are selling this bags on Ebay for like 30 bucks a pop...
S: ...because they are rare. // M: They are a dollar fifty in Korea
We actually saw this on BuzzFeed
This are Doritos Roullete
You know the first time we bought this, we didn't think it actually ment anything.
Because a lof ot things in Korea it'll say things on it
and then you eat it and you are like this doesn't taste anything like it.
There is no sincerity in the advertisment.
So we bought this and were just eating them, and then suddenly Simon is like:
These are really spicy...!!!
And then we looked to the cover and we were like: OOOOHHHH...!!!
We don't need your fancy pants Cool Ranch Doritos that you guise all have in North America!!!
We don't need your Taco Bell with the Doritos shell and all that!!!
We don't need those delicious jalapeño barbecue chips!!!
We are fine with what we have here!!!
We don't need those Doritos Rollitos that are like snorted things of Doritos!!!
We don't need those...
We've got the original stuff here...
~ Simon and Martina crying like babies due to lack of Doritos ~
I'm fine with my bomb.
Let's try these out and see out who gets DA BOOMB!!
Ohh Simon...
See now the thing that I've seen online
the pictures of people have when they eat the bomb is like
OHHH MY GOD, IT'S SO SPICY...!!!
Now, maybe because we live and breathe spicy food is not that spicy.
S: You go first. M: You got one, I got one.
Ok, ready? 3, 2, 1....
~ Waiting for the bomb flavour to hit their mouths ~
This is a enormus sweet chips
Ok, ready? 3, 2, 1...
Nope.
This is ruining my diet...!!!
Whole lot or nothing!
3, 2, 1...!!!
3, 2, 1...!
WOOOOW!!! WOOOW!!! WOOOOW!!! ~Martina screaming for victory after finding the bomb~
The wasabi is actually like all wasabi powder.
So it's not actually spicy, it just gives you..., it is like a hit on the back of your nose burn.
No...?
Are you actually burning from this?
It's not a burn, it's like when you have too much wasabi
M: and then it like snuffs up your nostril // S: Yeah, that's exactly it.
I want a spicy one...!!!
What's interesting is that these all look the same.
So you can't find THE ONE
Let me show people...
None of them look "red-er" or more powdery than the other one.
Enhance! Enhance! Enhance! Enhance! Enhance! Enhance! Enhance!
Enhance more! Enhance more than that! Enhance to me!
S: NOOO!!! // M: ENHANCE TO ME!!!
So now that Martina's had one, I'm gonna keep on eating them until I find the wasabi one as well.
Ok, go for it.
I don't want to eat any more. I don't like the regular flavour.
Keep going buddy.
Ohhh, Simon...
HELP MEEE...!!!
Pick one for me. Wich one should I eat?
NOTHIIING...!!!
I swear, if that is a bomb I'm gonna slap her ass so hard...
It was not. (or was it...)
GOOOD!!! Is it really?
WHAT THE F#*K...???
~ Martina's dance of horror in her mouth ~
This is such crap...!!!
NOTHIIING...!!!
Let me pick one out for you.
OOOHHH!!! I GOT ONE!!
M: Did you? // S: YEAH!
WOOOW!!! IT TINGLES!
Definitely the spicyest Dorito that I've ever had
I can go for a full bag of these bad ones!
YEAH! GIVE ME NOTHING BUT THE BOMB ONES!
So that's it for this week's Wonderful Treasure Find.
It was very dificult to find the Wonderful Treasures in this bag.
So if you live in Korea, I'd say pick up some bomb chips with your friends.
We got these at any local convenience store.
You don't have to go to Ebay and spend 30 bucks for one of these bags of chips.
Come to Korea where the ticket here is only like a couple of thousands...
~ Loud nonsense shouting ~
It's worth it...
Subtitled by Admin Ariel @ www.facebook.com/SoyUnDoritoOficial