What's up guys, hope you're doing well. I'm Scooter Magruder and this is DAHECK!
A sports show where 3 videos from 3 different categories compete for your vote.
Last week, you shook your head at this showboating goalie. You said daaaaaaang to this track
and field hit-stick.
And you were in awe over this epic windmill dunk.
But was it enough to beat out the reigning champ's epic Aussie rules football mark?
Bear, the results please!
Mhmm..ok.
Folks, we have a new winner from the daaaaaaang category. The track and field hit-stick.
Will you vote for the champ this week? Or will a new contender be crowned.
Let's take a look at this weeks competitors. We begin in the smh category. Smh of course
standing for: shaking my head.
Everything seems normal at first and then something tells this little kid "turn up."
No wait, there's more.
This is taking place in a Japanese high school summer tournament. Maybe this is just how
they warm up and this is a cultural thing I'm unaware of.
Cause if you look at the catcher he seems like this is normal. He seems like this stuff
happens all the time.
He also seems like he's 12 years older than the guy at bat. What are the ages for high
school in Japan? Let's figure this out.
This is actually a 3-minute video so I can't even show you the whole thing. Let's try and
name his best moves rapid-fire though. Quick shoutout to the band for keeping the We Will Rock You
going for 3 minutes straight.
Alright, we got the one-handed sword attack right here. I call this hopscotch. The bunny
hop. Dragonball Z fusion dance beginning. The haters gonna hate. Instagram pose. Dragonball
Z fusion dance end. And we got the point, which he utilizes multiple times. Even the
backwards point.
Now this kid doesn't actually score at bat, but he scores in our hearts where it matters
the most. Smh though...not at the kid, but that more baseball players don't warm-up like
this. Can you imagine Pablo Sandoval attempting some of these?
Our next clip trying to dethrone the champ is one of my personal favorites. It's in the
daaaaaaang category. That's dang with 7 a's. Let's just roll it.
Here comes Chris Paul. The lob. The Jam!
Ok, let's talk about what we just saw. First of all, daaaaaaang!
Second of all, you're looking at DeAndre Jordan of the Los Angeles Clippers dunking over Brandon
Knight formerly of the Detroit Pistons.
I say formerly because after this play...he died...instantly.
Let's just look at this one more time.
Pause it right here.
Blake Griffin knows what's about to happen before anyone else. Why, because he's done
this to people.
I think one of the most impressive things about this play is that DeAndre Jordan is
left-handed. I take that back.
I take all that back. The most impressive thing is that Brandon Knight even jumped in
the first place. DeAndre is 6'11" and his arms are 7'8". Brandon is 6'3". I don't know
if I would've jumped.
NBA Finals, yes! NBA Playoffs, maybe...it depends what seed we are, if it's a game seven.
Regular season NBA game, congratulations you just got two points. I'm not about to do that.
Let's open it up to a poll though. Would you have jumped? Leave a comment down below. #Jumper
#NonJumper. Would you have jumped?
Now I'm not going to lie. Have I been dunked on like this before, yes. Did they make me
stop playing basketball and leave the gym, yes. Is there any visual evidence that proves
this ever happened, no. And that's what matters the most.
We move on to our final clip, representing the epic category. And honestly, as a Cowboys
fan, this pains me to put this on here. Figure it's going to be on here eventually, so we
might as well get it over now. Can we uhh...can we see something epic please!
Here's the running back. Playaction. And Manning's going to heave one...it is...oh there's a flag!
Being a Cowboys fan, I'm not going to sit here and throw shade and say it looked like
an offensive pass interference to me. Or who won the game...or wasn't there record 3-8
after that and ours 8-3?
I would never throw shade like that cause that's not the type of person that I am. I
recognize greatness when I see it, which is why the Dallas Cowboys are going to win the
Super Bowl this year.
But let's look at this play one more time.
This is sick. Put this to music. I don't think he stepped out either. That may be the greatest
catch I've ever seen!
In all seriousness though, what an amazing catch. Here's how you know it's amazing: Cris
Collingsworth got excited.
You have to be kidding me! That is impossible!
The player making this catch is Odell Beckham Jr. of the New York Giants. And I don't know
how, but the fact that he was somehow able to absorb the contact and catch the ball behind
his back, all while committing offensive pass interference, that is astonishing.
If you look at the play, he catches the ball really with like 3 fingers behind his head.
His hands must be huge. I would hate to give that man a manicure because first of all,
I'm a guy and that's a little bit weird. And I'm not licensed or anything so I feel like
it would be awkward. And plus it would take like 49 hours. I don't have that type of time.
I would have other clients to get to if I were in the situation.
Anyways, let's be honest though. This has to be the best catch that was meaningless
of all time.
Well there you have it, this week's 3 clips. Did you say smh more than you said daaaaaaang.
Is the epic just too epic. Or will the champ continue his reign?
You can vote by leaving a comment below with smh, daaaaaaang, epic, or champ. Vote as many
times as you like on YouTube or Facebook. Tweet me suggestions for next week's clips
@ScooterMagruder. As always, new videos every Sunday. No Jugamos Juegos. Throw me the alley.
I'm a grown man.