- OH, YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH.
- THANK YOU, AND YOU AS WELL.
- NO, REALLY, YOU REALLY MAKE ME--
AND YOU'VE BECOME, LIKE, UH,
REALLY MY FAVORITE PERFORMER ON THAT SHOW RIGHT NOW.
EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING-- [cheers and applause]
AND...
AND THAT'S SAYING A LOT,
'CAUSE I LIKE A LOT OF THE PERFORMERS ON THERE,
AND I THINK YOU'RE JUST--
YOU DO SO MANY GREAT CHARACTERS NOW.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH. - REALLY.
- I THOUGHT I WOULD BE LESS NERVOUS SEEING YOU,
A SECOND TIME.
- UH-HUH.
AND I'M STILL JUST AS EXCITED AND NERVOUS.
- AWW, WELL, THAT MAKES ME HAPPY.
- HEY. - HEY.
[laughter]
BECAUSE WHEN YOU WERE HERE BEFORE,
YOU WERE AS ME-- YOU WERE,
'CAUSE YOU DO A GOOD IMPRESSION OF ME ON THE SHOW.
- WELL, I TRY.
- YEAH, YOU DO.
BUT REALLY THAT JUSTIN BIEBER THING WAS SO HILARIOUS
BECAUSE YOU HAD HIM DOWN
IN JUST THAT TURN OF JUST BEING SO SERIOUS
AND, LIKE, LOOKING AT THE CAMERA.
HAD YOU DONE JUSTIN-- HAD YOU DONE HIM BEFORE?
- NO, I DIDN'T, AND I WAS REALLY NERVOUS ALL WEEK
'CAUSE I COULDN'T QUITE GET IT RIGHT.
I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT-- - REALLY?
- 'CAUSE I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER,
AND I WANTED TO REALLY DO HIM JUSTICE.
[laughter]
AND I CALLED MY MOM.
I SAID, "MOM, I CAN'T-- I DON'T--
I THINK I'M GONNA SCREW THIS UP."
AND SHE WAS LIKE, "JUST HOP AROUND LIKE THE BIEBS.
YOU KNOW HOW TO HOP AROUND."
SO I--SHE WAS RIGHT.
IT HAD TO BE PHYSICAL,
'CAUSE THAT IS WHAT I FIND THE MOST ENDEARING
AND WONDERFUL ABOUT HIM IS HIS JUST LIKE--
THOSE SINCERE FACES OF SWEETNESS THAT HE MAKES.
- HAS HE GOTTEN IN TOUCH WITH YOU TO SAY HE LIKED IT?
- HE HAS NOT.
HE DID, THOUGH, HE CAME TO ME IN A DREAM.
HE APPEARED IN MY DREAM, AND I THINK--
I THINK IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, HE ASKED ME TO STOP.
- SO I HAVEN'T--I HAVEN'T DONE IT ON THE SHOW AGAIN,
AND I-- WELL, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
- WELL, IF SOMETHING HAPPENS, HE'S--IF HE DOES SOMETHING,
YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA DO HIM AGAIN.
- WELL, MAYBE.
OR I MIGHT SAY, "GUYS, HE CAME TO ME IN A DREAM,
AND THAT MEANS THAT I CAN'T DO HIM."
- YEAH. NO, I HOPE YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN.
BECAUSE--AND HE SHOULD-- HE SHOULD KNOW.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, HE'S ASKING FOR IT.
[laughter]
YOU THROW EGGS AT SOMEBODY'S HOUSE--
[cheers and applause]
AND YOU'RE NOT BEING MEAN ABOUT HIM.
YOU'RE ACTUALLY-- - NO, NO, I LOVE--
I LOVE HIM. I THINK HE'S SO TALENTED.
- HE IS CRAZY TALENTED. - HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL TO LOOK AT.
AND--UGH.
- HE'S EASY ON THE EYES.
- THE BIEBS.
- WE JUST ALL WANT HIM TO-- YOU KNOW, TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF
AND COME BACK TO THE GOOD GUY THAT WE KNOW HE IS.
- MM-HMM. ABSOLUTELY.
- THAT'S WHAT HE NEEDS TO DO. - ABSOLUTELY.
- DID YOU ALWAYS DO IMPRESSIONS, LIKE, WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG,
YOU ALWAYS WERE GOOD AT IMPRESSIONS?
- I DID.
WELL, MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS.
MY PARENTS USED TO GO AROUND QUOTING "SNL."
THEY WOULD SAY, LIKE, "OH, NO!"
REMEMBER MR. BILL? OR--
- MY BROTHER WAS MR. HANDS.
- OKAY. - HE REALLY WAS.
- YEAH. [laughs]
REALLY? - ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
YES, HE REALLY WAS.
DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?
- NO, I DIDN'T KNOW. - YEAH.
- OH, BOY. [laughter]
- HE WAS MR. HANDS.
WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT IN A MINUTE.
- YEAH, I NEED TO HEAR MORE ABOUT WHAT THAT'S ABOUT.
[laughter]
I THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE JUST THINGS--
THAT WAS THINGS THAT THEY HAD MADE UP.
- RIGHT.
'CAUSE YOU HADN'T SEEN THE SHOW. - YEAH.
I JUST THOUGHT, "OH,
MY PARENTS ARE BEING SO STRANGE RIGHT NOW.
WHY ARE THEY SAYING THESE THINGS?"
SO I SAID THEM FOR YEARS
NOT KNOWING WHERE THEY CAME FROM,
AND THEN FINALLY I SAW THE SHOW.
- AND I HEARD YOU DID-- 'CAUSE PORTIA IS AUSTRALIAN,
BUT SHE DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SHE'S FROM AUSTRALIA.
- NO, SHE DOESN'T. - BUT THEY DEFINITELY--
AUSTRALIANS HAVE A SPECIFIC TYPE PERSONALITY, RIGHT?
- YES, YES, ALWAYS VERY RELAXED.
I WAS-- I WENT ON THIS CRUISE ONCE.
THAT'S A WHOLE OTHER THING.
I WAS DOING STAND-UP ON THIS CRUISE,
AND I MET THESE AUSTRALIANS THE FIRST NIGHT.
AND THEN A HURRICANE CAME.
AND WE WERE-- THE HURRICANE WAS SO BAD,
I WAS ASKING THE CREW, LIKE, "IS THIS NORMAL?"
AND THEY WERE SAYING, "NO,
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS."
I WAS BECOMING AIRBORNE IN MY BED.
AND I WAS SAYING TO MY NEW AUSTRALIAN FRIENDS,
YOU KNOW, "WHAT ARE WE-- GUYS, WE'RE GONNA DIE."
AND THEY WERE LIKE, [Australian accent] "ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO TO THE CASINO THEN."
[laughter]
- YEAH, THAT'S THEM. 'CAUSE THEY--
- THEY DON'T CARE. - NO.
- ANYTHING'S FINE.
- YEAH. IT'S TRUE.
'CAUSE THEY GROW UP AROUND POISONOUS SNAKES AND SPIDERS,
AND SO NOTHING SCARES THEM.
- YEAH. - EVERYTHING'S FINE.
- [Australian accent] JUST STEP ON IT.
[laughter]
WHAT--ARE YOU-- YOU'RE OFF THIS WEEK, OBVIOUSLY.
YOU'RE NOT FLYING BACK TO DO THE SHOW THIS WEEKEND, ARE YOU?
- NO, I'M NOT. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WHY ARE YOU--BESIDES HERE.
I MEAN--
- I DID--I CAME TO SEE YOU.
- DID YOU COME JUST FOR THIS?
- I ONLY CAME TO SEE YOU.
- AWW, THAT'S SWEET. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
[cheers and applause]
YOU CAN COME BACK ANY TIME YOU WANT.
- WELL, THANK YOU.
- ALL RIGHT, HER NAME IS KATE MCKINNON.
SHE IS HILARIOUS. - HELLO.
- SHE IS ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
IT AIRS SATURDAY NIGHTS AT 11:30 ON NBC.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
[cheers and applause]