(telephone rings)
- What's that?
Our game "Muffin Time" is now fully stocked on Amazon US?
Or Zatu and Big Potato for the UK and Europe?
Or you can get it in stores across Australia and New Zealand?
Or you just go to muffintimegame.com.
But you've gotta act fast if you want it in time for Christmas.
And the best way I can promote this and get people excited
is by playing the game with my friends in person during a pandemic.
- Well.
- Hey boys, how are you going?
- Hey
- It's so awesome to come in and hang out with you at a UK Australia. Good crossover time
Which happens to be eight in the fucking morning. - Yeah
but I'm looking for something fun to do. What's a cool way
we can promote our Netflix show.
Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun
- And also hang out with you guys and play a game
- And have fun at the same time
- If only there was some way we could do that
- Haha I would love to do that because I love hanging out with you
my friend's Aunty Donna from the Aunty Donna channel on YouTube. And I also want to promote our Netflix show
Aunty Donna's Big Ol'
But I also want to have fun with my friends,
but also I want to promote our Netflix show Aunty D-
- But what's a fun way to that
- And where can we do it?
- And most of all, we've got to promote our Netflix Sh-
- Hello boys.
(screaming)
- Tom you're dead
- Yes
- Oh my God why?
- I fucking killed myself
- Did you know that was an after life or was it just a happy coincidence?
- I didn't wanna still be here
but now I get to check out Australia
Where we are right now
I'm really here
Guys we're having this dilly dallying about the logistics of TomSka now being a ghost
When really we need to get to the point
Tom, when you eat food, does it plop down like in Casper the ghost?
- Zack, shut fuck the up.
(gasping)
- Wow!
- What is this piece of shit?
- That's right boys. It's my new game Muffin Time.
TomSka reckons he's playing us making this promoters card game on his second channel
but he is the Vic.
This is an opportunity for us to promote our Netf-
You see, he thinks he's playing us-
- We've been emailing back and forth for like a weeks about
logistically setting this up. You're across that yeah,
- But he thinks it's all about Muffin Time,
but we can promote our show-
Whilst we pretend to play the game
- Tom and I have been corresponding He's not dead. He's on a zoom there. You understand?
This is all just a fun way to promote some stuff.
- I agree. Let's try and kiss him.
See what ghost lips feel like.
- I don't want that
- The shortest player steals three cards from the tallest player.
I think you're the tallest by a centimetre or two.
This is great. So, Hey Tom, he's lost all his cards.
Does he lose or is he just have to draw a card on his next turn?
- Oh, he just has to start again, baby.
- That's all right.
I love playing with my best friends
- Ooh.
- Ohhh. Hey no cards let's go.
- So much mystery and intrigue.
- Like - Don't do it
- Like that Aunty Donna Big Ol' House of Fun
- You don't have to do it every second just do it-
- Pick up a card
- He's gonna cut! He's-
- If I have one thats got nothing on it, is that a thing?
- Why yes Zack
There are three cards draw your own cards in the main deck of Muffin Time
Please stop tweeting at me asking me if they're fucking misprints
- Oh wow you mean I get to make my own crazy card
that's so much fun. And with the creative geniuses sitting next to me,
ah, that's going to be wild.
They're creative geniuses. Lucky day wrote the show-
(Broden noises)
Oh, shit's gone down.
- What? What was that?
- Create a distraction card.
Whilst you steal everyone else's card.
I think I did that right. Did I do that right?
- Sure, man.
Yeah. Why not?
- Yeah
- Broden Kelly playing Muffin
Broden Kelly gonna play some Muffin
(laughing) that's so funny
God, I haven't laughed this hard since I watched A-
- I'm Crazy. Put all cards back into the deck
then shuffle it and restart the entire game.
- Can I counter that with opposite day.
The effects of an action card played s- No, no, that's not.
- No you can't. No, you can't.
Oh. Everyone thought they were winning against Zack but then he had a card that fucked them up
- Shut up.
- Watcha get. All plays steal one card from the player
who's next birthday is the closest
- Happy Birthday to Zack by the way
You piece of shit
- Were you dressed like that when you shot yourself in the head or is that your ghost clothes?
- Have you never questioned why all ghosts are dressed like this? They just- They give us these
- Are all ghosts dressed like that?
- Yeah, on Harry Potter
- All players, including you touch this card and the last player to do the same discards three cards.
- Stop the current action. And skip ahead to your turn.
- Fuck
- Yes!
- Yeah! Broden Keylly, fucking dad
- It was your turn anyway so just go
(laughing)
- God! Where can I see more of this comedy genius?
- Skip ahead to my turn.
- Where?! Where can I say more of this comedy genius Broden?
- Netflix
- Where specifically? Queens Gambit? Are you in Queens Gambit?
- No I-
- Tom, are some of the action cards.
- Mark I asked him a fucking question.
Where am I going to see this comedic genius Broden?
- Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun
- That's right. That's right Broden.
- Gimme that texter
- You want this texter?
- Nah. - Yeah, yeah. You wanted it. You wanted it.
- I don't want it
- Catch it? Catch it?
- Alright I'll catch it. Throw it I'll catch it.
- If you want it, if you want to just say
- Throw it i'll catch it. - If you want this, just say
- I want you to stick it up your fucking ass hole.
(laughing)
I gotta get up to 10. Although 6 is my favourite number.
That's the amount of episodes of our Netflix special Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun
- He's losing confidence, Tom.
- Okay. Draw all the players. Aim finger guns at each other and the most targeted must draw 3 cards
Most targeted must draw 3 cards! That's you Mark.
- Alright I'll draw 3 cards
- Discard 3 cards. It's discard 3 cards!
- And get rid of the three you just picked
- Nah I discarded 3 cards
- And take your other 3 cards
- No I discarded 3
- Get rid of 3 cards
- What's the point of victory if you've cheated
What's the point Mark?
Come on lighten up have some fun-
- Please stop touching me
(laughing)
- No one is gonna catch the fucking pen Broden
So you can steal some of our fucking cards dick head.
- Do you guys wanna sing Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun's theme song?
(Broden sings)
(screaming)
- Oh Zack's just- Zack's just trying to promote the show but no Zack's in the fucking game
- Errr wait just let me-
(laughing)
- Is it my turn?
Stick this card to your forehead and if nobody mentions it by your next turn, all other players discard 3 cards
- Fucking hell
- I love that. - That's such a subversion
- That's such a subversion
- I suck at this game
The players, the player with the fewest cards in their hand draws 3 cards
- Sorry. Sorry. One sec.
I distracted you both.
- Oh, there's more to this. This is not the game he's played the game already
When there's more at play here Very good Broden Kelly very good
(laughing)
If another player name says your first name, they discard 3 cards
He said Broden Kelly. So not only the first but the second.
Alright so I'll pick Mark to speak in a baby voice until his next turn steal three cards if they fail
- The effects of an action card played specifically against you now affect whoever played it instead
- Stop the current counter card and steal it for yourself
- The effects of the trap card played specifically against you are-
- That's not a trap card. That's not a trap card. That's not a trap card.
- Any action card played specifically on you now-
- Not an action card. Not an action card.
- That was an action card
- That's a counter card - That's a counter card
- That's not an action card mate
You're not talking in a baby voice so you have to give me 3 cards
Gimme 3 cards
- Bullshit
(laughing)
- Fuck this fucking game
- Not once have you talked in a baby voice
- Yeah because I thought we were discussing the counters to figure it out
- That was an absolute champagne round for me That was outstanding
(laughing)
- Hold this. Steal another player's hand and give them your own Zack.
- Awww you're a cunt
- Hey come on energy! Let's keep it up!
- Are you complaining?
- Am I complaining when I called him a cunt?
- Ye
- Well it depends like I think he is being a bit of a cunt
- If another played complains they discard 3 cards
- If another player forces you to discard any cards, they must also discard the same amount
(laughing)
- One year to live. The player with the most cards in their hand by your next turn, wins. If any players are tied; try again.
So it's your turn
(laughing)
- Wait. How many? Wait. What?
- One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
- How many do you have?
- One
- He wins.
(laughing)
- Congrats man. Great job.
I had so much fun, almost as much fun as-
- I really want to say, in all seriousness, we had so much fun
filming our show Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun now streaming on Netflix. So thank you so much
When I said you could make a running gag of you pushing the show I at no point expect it to be this much.
- Thank you so much for having us on - Thank you so much for having us on Tom
- We really appreciate it. It's a wonderful game and everyone should go and buy it maybe a Chrissy present.
- But if you have friends that are cool and fun and not like nasty and competitive,
this is a really fun game to play with those friends.
I'm sorry. I'm nudging. I'm nudging to get a reaction because I think it would get a reaction because I think it would create comedy content
for our friend TomSka. But it's damaging my relationship with my friend. It's not worth it.
- You are throwing me in the shit so much
- It's not worth it. I don't think you're being competitive.
I'm just nudging you to snap because I think it'll be funny.
I don't think you've been nasty or competitive
I just think if I keep nudging you'll snap and we'll get a joke
- But I am comptetitive so I worry I've been too competitive.
- Oh absolutely! But if I keep nudg-
(laughing)
I can't express to you Tom how much I actually just had a really fun time
- It was fucking awesome
- Wait a minute.
- What?
- Tom's not dead.
That's a laptop with zoom on it.
- You got me boys
- Wait a second... If Tom's not dead, who was I sending those nudes to?
- Me
- Alright bye!
- Thanks! Thanks everybody
- Thanks boys! I'm going to go back to being alive I guess.
- That's how it works-
- Oh look Tom! Look TomSka!
The gate to heaven has opened in that like in Ghost 1990 Ghost
And now you can step into heaven and we'll wave goodbye to you like Demi Moore
and you step into the light
- He just said he was gonna go back to being alive,
but I thought I'd give him this opportunity to do some more Adobe After Effects
Goodbye TomSka have fun in heaven
Say hi to Patrick Swayze's character from Ghost for me
- No, I'm not doing that.
- Okay.