- [Dad] Oh No!
- [Mom] Woo!
What?
- I'm sorry.
So sorry.
- I know mouth to mouth.
I know mouth to mouth.
- You guys don't need to see this.
- I just missed all the cones.
(Yelling)
- [Mom] Oh my god!
Oh my gosh!
(Car engine revving)
(Screeching car brakes)
- Hi, Soty family.
What's up guys?
This dude right here thinks
that he is ready to get his driver's permit.
And I keep telling him
that I do not think he's ready
at all.
- There's seat belts in cars?
(crickets chirping)
I don't like this is, it's too confusing.
But really I have to study this entire thing?
Because I'm in my [Inaudible]
- Yeah, I just don't know if he's gonna
- Right turn, left turn.
- Be able
- Stop it.
- To get his permit.
- Stop making me sneeze.
- Unfortunately, reading a book
and trying to understand the rules of the road
is just not the same as actually
you know driving and experiencing it.
- I gotta go easy on a 25 mile per hour street?
So is the brake on the right or the left?
Or is it that little hand thing?
- Alright guys, I have decided he is going to get
actual, real practice driving cars.
- Wait, cars?
(high energy music)
- Yes, Stephen.
I said cars.
- I'm scared.
- All right.
We're getting the course set up right now.
We have the four vehicles that Stephen will
attempt to drive.
- What do you mean attempt?
- You know what?
I watched you read that book.
- Yeah, and guess what I found out today?
- Attempt, attempt.
- I found out there are seat belts.
I want to start off with the mini razor here.
No, it's not threatening to do like a little smiley face.
That's probably been there for like
as long as I can remember.
The steering's not too good
but I don't think I'm going to roll it.
- Correction, he actually has rolled this.
- Almost twice now.
Next we move on to the Polaris.
That was so smooth.
(Upbeat music)
We can fit eight other people in this puppy if I want.
- Not if you have a driver's permit.
- That's if you even pass the test.
(upbeat music)
- Next we got the Suburban.
Ooh, pistachios!
Some black leather complete with booster seats.
This is the stylish stay-at-home mom.
- There's no minivans up in this place.
Don't get me wrong guys; I actually like minivans.
- She does.
Last and definitely not least we have zee Vette.
Um, I don't know how to drive stick.
- Correction.
You don't know how to drive, period.
All right guys, it looks like we have our course
completely set up.
There are cones everywhere.
- Is it a bad thing
if this course is really confusing?
- All right, before we get to the
actual driving part
you need some moral support.
Bring on the cheerleaders.
- Uh Oh.
- Woo hoo!
Go Stephen!
Woohoo!
(Giggling)
Go Stephen!
Yeah!
Uh-huh, yeah.
- Those are the cheerleaders?
- It was the best we could get.
On such short notice.
Alright, so Stephen and I are a little confused
by the course.
The cones looks a little complicated.
- No problem, I'll show you how it's done.
- Good.
- So we have to start off by weaving inside the cones.
- Oh my God!
(laughing)
- Then he'll turn and park in the parking spots.
- Oh my!
- Wow!
- Then he'll leave the parking spot,
turn around the cones and have to weave and dodge
through the obstacle course.
- [Girl] Oh my!
Oh my goodness!
- Shouldn't be any problem for an experienced driver.
Then to finish it off, he must parallel park
between the final cones.
If he hits any cones, he fails.
(buzzer)
- [Mom] All right, ready?
Start your engine.
(engine revving)
(children laughing)
- On your mark, get set, go!
(Car engine revs)
(yelling and screaming)
- [Dad] Oh my God!
- [Mom] Wow!
- [Dad} Oh no!
- [Mom] Woohoo!
- [Dad] That could be a person!
- [Mom] What?
What?
- I'm sorry, so sorry.
- I know mouth to mouth, I know mouth to mouth.
- You guys don't need to see this.
(loud beep)
- That's a perfect park.
- Only one body so far.
Keep going.
- Okay.
(engine revving)
- [Stephen] Do you know what parallel parking is?
(group shouting)
- What are you doing?
- [Mom] He's backing in!
He's backing in.
- There's no way he's driving the Corvette.
- I don't think he read the part about
parallel parking.
- Drivers, that's not what parallel parking is.
- No, not at all.
- Tag.
- Not bad I guess.
Only one cone, and-
- Awful an parallel parking job.
- Yeah, that's rough.
- So rough.
- So after driving test number one
you received a grade of ... fail!
(loud buzzer)
- Um, guys, let's hope that the ranger has better success
than the mini razor did.
- It does have better control probably than the smaller car.
- And he learned what parallel parking is.
I think.
- So do you have to reverse when you parallel park?
- On your mark, get set, go!
(children screaming)
- [Dad] He's going to hit my Corvette!
- [Stephen] Okay, take a nice, easy slow turn
so I don't hit people.
(group shouting)
- Ahhh!
(group yelling)
- [Stephen] This thing doesn't turn sharp enough for this.
I got it, it's fine.
(engine revving)
- [Dad] Oh my gosh.
- Sorry, it's got a weird thingy!
- [Dad] What are you doing?
- [Stephen] I have to get around the cones.
Okay, so go like this.
Okay, don't hit that guy.
Okay.
What the heck is that doing there?
This thing doesn't turn sharp enough!
These cones need to be wider.
- [Girl] Oh no!
- I'm parking in this one instead.
- [Dad] Not bad, not bad.
I can accept that.
- My parking is just pristine.
- All right, are you ready for the turn?
- I'm ready for the turn.
- Okay, let's do this.
- [Stephen] Okay, here we go.
(screaming)
- [Mom] Watch!
- [Stephen] I'm fine!
- [Mom] Okay, we're in, we're in.
We're in.
- Dodge those, dodge those, dodge those.
- [Mom] Okay.
Parallel park.
Pull all the way up.
- This thing's super wide.
Is there even enough room for me in this thing?
To get to there?
Okay, so if I go like this.
Alright, stop.
So I don't hit that car.
- [Mom] You are already hitting the vehicle.
- I'm not touching that car, okay?
- You gotta go all the way forward.
And then back into this spot.
Are you going to back into a car behind it?
- Yeah.
See I didn't hit that car.
- You know what?
I think, I think we need
to review parallel parking.
I don't, I really don't think he gets it.
- Has he been studying at all?
- Didn't touch that car.
Okay.
So now I need to put this thing in reverse.
- Oh boy.
(crashing)
(loud beep)
- Okay.
Um...
That's, that's good enough.
- I will speak for your father since
he is speechless.
- That would be great.
- I would say that the ranger driving test ended
in a big fat fail!
(buzzer)
- I only hit one cone
and then I did better in parallel parking.
I actually parallel parked.
- So you did do better and it's still awful.
- [Mom] Hey, what did you do?
(shouting)
- Help!
(shouting)
- [Mom] It's out of park, it's rolling down!
What the -
What are you doing?
- [Stephen] I have an idea, watch this.
Go like this.
Come in here, and then you hit the brakes.
(screeching)
- Well, he does know how to stop a car.
Push the clutch in.
- [Mom] Girls.
- Penny did it!
- No it was you, Jordan!
- No!
- It's okay guys, she's okay.
On your mark,
get set.
Go!
(yelling)
- [Stephen] That was interesting.
- [Dad] Driving a real car?
- [Mom] He's driving the Suburban!
- [Dad] Oh no.
- I can't see the cones.
They're so small.
- [Dad] Oh boy.
- [Mom] Okay, Okay, Okay.
- [Girl] Oh my gosh!
- [Mom] Oh no!
That's a little wide of a turn.
All right, let's see.
Let's see.
- [Stephen] I'll try not to kill two people.
- [Mom] Alright, go that way.
Let's see.
Oh my goodness.
- I'll park it here.
- [Mom] Okay.
- [Dad] You just hit that car.
- [Mom] Yeah.
Yeah.
- There's no car there.
- [Mom] See, let's see.
- I won't be parking where there's other cars.
- [Dad] Are you parked?
- [Mom] Are you parked?
- [Stephen] Yes I'm parked.
- [Mom] Is he parked?
- Let's rate this parking job.
- [Mom] All right.
You're a little off-center.
- [Dad] How could a car possibly get through here?
- [Mom] I know he needs to pull way further up.
- [Dad] Oh my goodness, he's still over the line a little.
- [Mom] Oh, oh, oh man.
- [Dad] He hammered the car that's right here.
- [Mom] Man.
Yeah.
I don't like when people park like this.
And he hit one cone too?
- And skipped a whole space.
- Man.
- And now somehow I'm trapped in here with him.
You ready?
- I'm ready.
- I guess let's keep going.
- Ready for this turn?
- No I'm not actually.
- All right.
Wait.
- [Dad] Stephen's driving.
- Is down left?
- [Dad] Oh my gosh.
Well he's using a blinker I'm proud of him.
Oh my gosh!
(groans)
Do you even see the cone?
Oh my gosh.
- [Stephen] I just missed all the cones.
- [Mom] Oh my god!
- [Stephen] I just missed all the cones.
(laughing)
- [Dad] We're fine!
(yelling outside)
- [Stephen] Can you move your arm?
I'm trying to look out that window.
- I guess he's going to still parallel park.
Okay.
Keep an eye out.
See how the parallel parking goes.
- Oh, wait.
There's a mirror this time.
A camera.
- [Dad] That's a backup camera that doesn't help a lot
with parallel parking but you can see the cone I suppose.
- Look at this, and done.
And then you got to go like this.
- [Dad] We're supposed to face that way.
We're facing that way.
I don't know what's-
- [Stephen] They're fine.
- [Dad] Oh no.
Oh no!
- Oh, I can't see the cone.
I missed it.
I go like this, and I back it up.
- [Dad] Where are you going?
- [Stephen] See it's fine.
Fine.
- He's never going to get a drivers license.
- I think it's good.
I have no idea where the cones are.
- Let's take a look at this parallel park.
- [Stephen] Where's the cone?
- [Dad] Where's the cone?
Where's the cone Stephen?
- It's fine, the cone was in a bad spot.
So I just bumped it over there a bit.
- Where's the cone?
There's one cone.
And there's the other cone.
(chuckling)
You're literally
- That car was doing a bad parking job anyways.
There's just a whole bunch of room over there
and he's just parking over here.
So you could've just drove it forward and
it would've been fine.
- [Mom] So what is his grade for this Suburban?
- [Stephen] A+, let's go!
- If we're doing a body count.
- It's super high.
So you know, I'll break the news to him.
You Fail!
(buzzer)
- [Dad] He's not touching my Corvette.
No.
- Next up!
- [Stephen] No!
- You do know how to drive a stick.
Right?
- Mmhmm.
- Don't touch my mirrors.
All right, Stephen.
Let's start her up.
(engine starting)
- On your mark.
Get set.
Go!
(screaming)
(Car engine revving)
(Brakes screeching)
- [Dad] What are you doing?
Where are we going?
Point the car.
Oh my God!
Why'd you stop?
- Cause I'm ...
- You killed it!
- I killed it?
- No, no, we can't do this.
Get out, get out of my car.
- I don't want to get out of the car!
- Get out of my car!
- Where's the door knob?
- [Mom] He can't really get out.
- I hate this door knob.
- Oh baby, I'm so sorry you had to go through this.
It was horrible.
- [Mom] And what grade does he get?
- Um, we're halfway through the test
and he's already hit the car in front of me right now.
Missed every single possible direction
he was supposed to go.
- [Stephen] It doesn't turn!
- You will never drive this Corvette again.
Fail.
(buzzer)
- My heart can't take much more of this.
Stephen, you are banished back to the book.
You will memorize
every line of that book
before you ever get in a vehicle again.
Now pick up the cones.
(Sad music playing)
(beep)
- So Stephen, you're gonna need this.
- You need to study.
- Get to studying.
I am ashamed.
- Failure.
- You need a driver's license to drive?
- [Dad] Oh boy.
- [Stephen] Apparently I failed my driving test four times.
I guess my parents aren't that great of teachers.
Why would I have to parallel park?
In a parallel manner and not perpendicularly?
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(Upbeat music playing)