JAPAN IS AHEAD OF THE GAME IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.
THEY DO FUN THINGS.
HERE IN THE U.S., WE DON'T DO FUN THINGS.
ADULT SWADDLING IS NOW USED AS A FORM OF THERAPY IN JAPAN
AND IT COULD ALLEVIATE SOME MUSCLE TENSION AND OTHER
ACHES AND PAINS CAUSED BY SOMETHING AS ROUGH AS
GIVING BIRTH TO A CHILD.
DON'T BELIEVE ME, TAKE
A LOOK.
O MAN, ASIAN CULTURE DOES ALL SORTS OF INTERESTING THINGS
THAT I LIKE TO TRY.
I WILL TRY THAT DO I BUY INTO A?
PROBABLY NOT BUT WHO KNOWS.
WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE SWADDLED?
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR BABY AND YOU FEEL WARM AND COZY.
IT'S LIKE BEING TUCKED INTO BED.
IN THIS CASE, THEY ARE LIKE STRETCHING YOU OUT AND
ROLLING YOU AROUND THE
IS THAT HOW BABIES ARE SWADDLED?
, I HAVE NEVER MET A BABY MYSELF
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
I'M EMBARRASSED, I SAID IN FRONT OF A CAMERA BUT IT IS
TRUE THAT I'VE NEVER MET ONE.
I DONíT KNOW HOW YOU HOLD
THEM BUT IF I WERE TO BABYSIT A BABY AND THEN THE PERSON
WHO OWNED THE BABY, THIS IS BAD, I'M VERY GAY.
ANYWAY THE PERSON CAME BACK AND THEYíRE LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY
BABY AND I SAID I SWADDLED AND I SMOTHERED IN THIS T-SHIRT,
THEY WOULD BE ALARMED.
DONíT YOU HAVE TO SHOW THE FACE?
I WOULD ONE EYE HOLES OR A MOUTH OR A SNORKEL OR SOMETHING
SO THEY CAN BREATHE.
YOUR KNEES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE JAMMED TO YOUR CHEST.
PLEASE GO ON.
WAIT, THAT'S NOT A SWADDLED BABY?
I THOUGHT YOU DO JAM THEIR KNEES INTO THEIR CHEST.
TERIYAKI SAUCE, MARINATED, BUT IN THE FRIDGE.
BABIES ARE SO FLEXIBLE.
THEY ARE, IT'S KIND OF
CRAZY.
IN PARTICULAR, CHILDREN CAN BREAK OUT OF ANY NOT OR ANY
KIND OF SWADDLED IT YOU PUT THEM IN.
LIKE AN OCTOPUS?
LITTLE HOUDINIS.
THIS IS A PROBLEM WITH AMERICANS.
WE'RE
THINKING ABOUT SWADDLING IN THE CONTEXT OF BABIES.
PLEASE FOCUS ON ADULTS BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THE STORY IS
ABOUT.
THERE ARE A LOT OF WEIRD THINGS BUT EVEN THINGS THAT
ARE ESTABLISHED AND WIDELY USED, I WENT TO A CHIROPRACTOR
BEFORE AND I SEE THE WAY STANDS OVER YOU AND IT LOOKS LIKE
HE'S ABOUT TO BREAK YOUR NECK AND HE HAS HER HEAD LIKE
THIS AND I'M LIKE STOP, STOP, STOP.
I'M USED TO IT.
HE WONíT BREAK MY NECK, HE KNOWS WHAT HE IS
DOING.
WE JUST ACCEPT IT.
IT GETS MORE WIDESPREAD AND YOU ARE LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M
SORRY MISSED YOUR CALL, I WAS IN AN ADULT SWADDLING CLASS.
YOUíRE EMBARRASSED TO SAY THAT NOW, BUT MAYBE IN A COUPLE
OF YEARS YOU'LL BE LIKE YEAH.
IT LOOKS LIKE A RECIPE FOR A VERY BAD STIFFNECKED I
COULD BE WRONG.
IíLL TRY ANYTHING ONCE, LIKE MEN.
I HAVE BEEN BRINGING UP THE GAY THING A LOT.
I THINK IT LOOKS LIKE I WOULD GET VERY CLAUSTROPHOBIC.
WHAT IF I WANTED TO BREAK OUT THAT WHAT IF I WANTED A
SNACK THEN THEIR IM.
MY ARMS ARE WRAPPED.
I DON'T THINK YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN THERE LONG ENOUGH
TO CRAVE A SNACK.
I AM ALWAYS HUNGRY AND I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW.
JUST A BAG OF CHEETOS WITH ME OR SOMETHING.
HERE'S THE QUESTION I WANT ASKED OUT BY THE WAY, IN
TERMS OF WHETHER OR NOT THIS ACTUALLY HELPS YOU
PHYSICALLY, OF COURSE ACTUAL MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS ARE
QUESTIONING THE VALIDITY OF THESE CLAIMS.
TO MAKE A SERIOUS COMMENT IN THIS FUNNY STORY, THERE YOU GO.
YOU COULD PROBABLY DO BETTER BY DOING YOGA OR STRETCHING.
YOU DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO BE TIED UP IN A BLANKET LIKE
SOMEONE IS ABOUT THE KIDNAP YOU AND PUT YOU IN THE BACK OF
A TRUCK.
WELL, NOW.
I HADN'T EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
HERE'S MY QUESTION IN REGARD TO THIS.
IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO TRY THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME, WHAT DRUG
DO YOU TAKE TO REALLY AMPLIFY THE EXPERIENCE?