>>> DUE TO COVID-19 STAY-AT-HOME RESTRICTIONS, JACK FLATTS HAS
BEEN UNABLE TO SERVE OUR DELICIOUS RETRO BURGERS AND
SHAKES INDOORS. WE KNOW HOW MUCH OUR LOYAL
CUSTOMERS MISS COMING IN AND ENJOYING JACK FLATTS CLASSIC
AMERICAN FARE AND OUR SERVERS' HILARIOUS WISE-CRACKING
ATTITUDES. BUT WE'RE STILL HERE SERVING THE
COMMUNITY AS BEST WE CAN BY OFFERING FREE CURBSIDE PICKUP
AND DELIVERY. >> OPEN UP JACK FLATTS NOW!
ENOUGH OF THIS NEW NORMAL CRAP! >> I WANT TO EAT AT A RESTAURANT
WHERE THE WAITERS MAKE FUN OF YOU!
>> I DON'T CARE WHAT THE STATE SAYS!
OPEN IT! >> IF YOU DON'T OPEN UP JACK
FLATTS, I'M GOING TO -- >> YOU'RE NOT THE GOVERNOR.
>> I WANT THE WAITERS TO TEASE ME WHILE I'M EATING, SAYING
LIKE, YOU SURE YOU CAN EAT ALL OF THAT, BIG BOY?
>> I WANT TO GET TEASED WITHOUT A MASK SO I CAN HEAR WHAT
THEY'RE SAYING! IF I DON'T GET TEASED WITHOUT A
MASK -- >> I'LL KIDNAP THE GOVERNOR!
>> I'LL KIDNAP THE GOVERNOR! >> HEY, THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND,
RUBEN. WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY EXCEPT
HE'S 19 YEARS OLDER, AND EVERY YEAR WE GO TO JACK FLATTS TO
CELEBRATE. NOW WE CAN'T?
>> OPEN UP THE PLAYGROUND. >> OKAY -- BUT --
>> BUT MAINLY OPEN UP JACK FLATTS!
OTHERWISE, ME AND RUBEN -- >> WE'LL TIE UP THE GOVERNOR,
TIED HER SOMEWHERE. >> I MISS IT.
I MISS THE WACKO FRIES. I MISS THE JOE SCHMOE BURGER.
THE FLAT MELT. SMASH PIES.
>> IF YOU DON'T OPEN JACK FLATTS, ME, TREVOR, COREY,
ROMAN, WE'RE GOING TO DO IT! >> I DON'T LIKE THE MASKS.
I ALWAYS GET IT UPSIDE DOWN. I CAN'T SEE SMILES!
>> THIS IS TRISH, THE FUNNIEST WAITRESS AT JACK FLATTS.
I SHOWED UP FOR CURBSIDE WITH MUSTARD ON MY SHIRT, AND SHE
DIDN'T EVEN MAKE FUN OF ME. JUST LET IT FLY.
>> OKAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, BUT THIS DUDE TOLD ME
IF I QUIT MY SHIFT HE WOULD GIVE ME $1,000 AND PUT ME IN A MOVIE.
>> I GET IT.
>> I GET IT. NOT EVERYBODY LIKES TO BE
TEASED. DON'T COME HERE, THEN!
IT'S JUST FOR FUN! THEY'RE NOT MAKING FUN OF THE
REAL YOU, JUST YOU AS A CUSTOMER!
>> IS THIS LIKE A PORNO? HONESTLY, I DON'T CARE, I JUST
WANT TO GET THAT $1,000. >> YOU HAVE TO OPEN UP JACK
FLATTS! NO MASKS!
JOE SCHMOE BURGER AND WACKO FRIES, FREE ENDLESS FRIES AND
REFILLS. OTHERWISE --
OTHERWISE -- >> GOVERNOR?
>> YEP. >> DRIVE A TRUCK INTO THE
GOVERNOR'S MANSION. BLOW PAST THE GUARDS.
SMASH UP. >> ONE OF THE GUYS IN THE
>> ONE OF THE GUYS IN THE JACKED-UP VAN IS IN LIKE OUR
GROUP, AND HE WANTS TO GO BACK AND PLAY THEIR HITS!
>> GEORGE WASHINGTON WANTED THE BRITISH TO TEASE HIM!
HE FOUGHT THEM TO HAVE THAT AND AS SOON AS THE BRITISH
GOVERNMENT SAID NO MORE TEASING, NOT ALLOWED TO TEASE THAT MAN,
WHAT DID GEORGE WASHINGTON DO? >> KIDNAPPED THEM.
KING, PRINCE, EVERYBODY. >> MADE IT BACK TO THE OLD
NORMAL AGAIN!
>> AT JACK FLATTS, WE HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON.