Oh no! He's gonna jerk off with it.
[laugh track]
No!!!
Hi, I'm Hunter.
Kya.
Alex.
Kiara.
Matt.
And I've never seen
never seen
'The Big Bang Theory.'
I never watched 'The Big Bang Theory' because it looked stupid and I didn't want to.
I think laugh tracks are annoying.
I'm not expecting to laugh out loud but I would love for the show to prove me wrong.
It's just a bunch of friends who are nerdy...
with really bad haircuts. Let's do it. [laugh track]
Up above the world so high, like little diamonds in the sky.
It's funny 'cause they're high.
Different type of drug.
I feel like high culture has evolved so much since then that this isn't funny anymore.
I can feel it. [laugh track]
Audience is diggin' it.
These are jokes? Like are they supposed to be jokes?
I think maybe they're being a little generous with the laughing.
If you're into this, you would be laughing.
[laughs]
I lost my virginity to my cousin Jeannie.
[fake, painful laughter]
This is very Caucasian humor.
So this kind of stuff was cool back then?
The atoms! That's also very dated. What year did this come out?
Hey, Shelly.
This is not funny. It's creepy.
Imma put him away. I don't like him.
If you don't come out of there, I'm gonna have to drag you out.
You can try.
Something's off. She's going through it.
I don't want the Charmander to have to see this.
Bazinga.
Bazinga. I've heard that before.
Bazinga.
Oh, God. He's going to keep saying it.
Is that, like, comic book-related? Like, should I know that?
Bazinga.
I don't know if anyone who's watching this is an avid fan of 'Big Bang Theory,’
but this is absolute garbage.
And the laugh track, I'm realizing, might be necessary.
This atom thing is giving me anxie - oh no!
That's her boyfriend.
They're together. No f*cking way.
Still confused how he got her, but I'm sure there's a backstory there.
Also, why is the grown man in their room?
Is Sheldon, like, a predator?
Zzzzzzzz.
Is that the bazinga sound?
Wow. Why? Is that his? Whose is it?
[screaming & punching]
Oh?!
Yes! Get 'em.
Got 'em.
I'm happy he got punched.
Expect me to flinch and hit you in the face, 'cause that’s crazy! He's crazy.
I'm bleeding!
[gleeful laughter]
She got an arm on her. Ok.
Sheldon tried to take the ring and I punched him. [laugh track]
That's my girl.
I would just love to see this woman be a fully realized character with a really strong plot line.
It's not over.
Oh, God! That feels so good. [laugh track]
Oh nooo.
[laughing]
'Cause we were supposed to think that he was having sex.
Uhh, yeah. Just like a real hand.
Oh no! He's gonna jerk off with it.
Nooo!
It's stuck on his penis.
Is it crushing him right now?
I feel like eventually you'd be able to squeeze on out, you know?
I'd suggest a lubricant, but I have a feeling you fell on some of that as well. [laugh track]
Because he is a nerd and could never realistically find love...
is what the show is telling us, obviously.
What?! No saws. One circumcision was enough.
Wow! This is dumb as f*ck.
I don't know what to say, guys. It's bad. It's a bad show.
It's the dumbest group of smart people you will ever meet.
There's nothing here. It's just laugh tracks and stupid hijinks. And Lucy and Ethel did it better.
If it has been on for over 10 years, there must be something there.
46 Emmys? That makes me want to diiiie!
Bazinga!