♪♪♪ >>> YOU KNOW, I WAS NERVOUS
ABOUT COMING IN DOORS WITH ALL THESE STRANGERS, BUT THE MALL
REALLY IS THE MOST MAGICAL PLACE ON CHRISTMAS.
>> IT'S THE ONLY PLACE TO SEE SANTA, AND HOT TOPIC.
>> I'M JUST SO IMPRESSED WITH ALL THE SAFETY PROTOCOLS THEY
HAVE IN PLACE. >> WAIT, WHAT IS THAT?
>> IT'S ME, SINGLE BELLS THE VIRTUAL CONTACTLESS ELF.
WELCOME TO SANTA'S VILLAGE. ARE YOU READY TO MEET SANTA?
>> MORE THAN READY. ARE YOU SURE IT'S SAFE THOUGH?
>> SAFE AS CAN BE. JUST STICK YOUR HANDS INTO MY
TUMMY AND GET SOME HAND SANITIZER REAL QUICK.
>> EW. WHY IS IT IN HIS TUMMY?
>> STEVEN, JUST ENJOY THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS AND STICK YOUR HAND
IN THE ELF'S TUMMY AND GET YOUR HAND SANITIZER.
>> EXCELLENT. AND NOW THE MOMENT YOU HAVE BEEN
WAITING FOR, PRESENTING THE KING AND QUEEN OF CHRISTMAS,
SANTA AND MRS. CLAUS. >> HO, HO, HO!
IT'S A COVID-FRIENDLY CHRISTMAS. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
NORMALLY YOU'D BE SITTING ON SANTA'S LAP, AND I'D BE GIVING
YOU ONE OF THESE DELICIOUS CUPCAKES.
>> BUT THAT'S JUST NOT SAFE THIS YEAR, SO WE'RE COMING TO YOU
FROM INSIDE OUR MAGIC SNOW GLOBE.
>> THAT WAY WE CAN SPREAD THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS WITHOUT
SPREADING THAT OTHER THING. >> HO, HO, HO!
SO STEP RIGHT UP HERE AND GIVE SANTA A NICE HIGH FIVE RIGHT
THROUGH THE BUBBLE HERE. >> JOHN!
I MEAN SANTA, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY?
>> DO I LOOK OKAY? I'M LOOSE.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SECURE THE BASE.
>> WELL I THOUGHT YOU MEANT LIKE A POLITICAL THING.
>> WHY WOULD I SAY THAT? >> POLITICS SEASON.
I DON'T KNOW, JOHN. >> IS SANTA OKAY?
>> I'M NOT SURE, SWEETIE. >> YEAH, AND WHO'S JOHN?
>> THAT'S JUST MRS. CLAUS' NICKNAME FOR HER HUSBAND.
WHY DON'T YOU COME HERE AND GIVE ME THE -- OH!
>> I'M SORRY, DOES MRS. CLAUS NEED HELP?
>> NO, NO, NO, I WAS JUST SO EXCITED TO EAT MY CUPCAKE I
FORGOT TO USE MY HANDS AND I SMASHED THEM DIRECTLY IN MY
FACE. >> YES, YES, EVERYTHING IS AOK.
THAT'S WHAT WE WANTED TO DO. EXACTLY WHERE I WANTED MY ACTING
CAREER, PATRICE. >> NO, NO, LITTLE GIRL, WHY
DON'T YOU COME TELL SANTA WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?
>> YEAH, I'M NOT SENDING MY CHILD UP THERE WHILE YOU ARE
LOOSE LIKE THAT. >> WELL, THEN, I'LL COME TO YOU.
>> NO, NO, NO. >> SON OF A --
>> CAN YOU CALL FOR HELP, JINGLE BELL?
>> WELL I'M USING MY PHONE TO DO THIS ELF THING WITH YOU.
SHE'LL BE FINE. >> I DON'T KNOW IF I'M FINE.
I THINK THE CUPCAKES PLUGGED MY HOLE.
I CAN'T CLEAR MY HOLE. >> SOMEBODY PLEASE CLEAR
PATRICE'S HOLE. SOMEBODY WITH SMALL FINGERS.
YOU, SIR. >> NO, I DON'T WANT TO CLEAR
YOUR WIFE'S HOLE, I'M SORRY. >> IS SANTA AND HIS WIFE GOING
TO BE OKAY? >> NO, NO, SHE'S NOT MY WIFE.
>> NO, WE'RE RECENTLY SEPARATED. WE LIVE TOGETHER, BUT IT'S
COMPLICATED. >> OKAY, OUR DAUGHTER DOESN'T
NEED TO HEAR ANY OF THAT. >> I THINK YOU HIT YOUR NOSE OR
SOMETHING, BECAUSE YOU'RE BLEEDING FROM IT.
>> OH, DAMN IT, ARE YOU FOR REAL?
ONE WEEK AFTER MY NOSE JOB. PATRICE, THIS IS A COMPLETE
WASTE OF MONEY. YOU STILL THINK I LOOK
BEAUTIFUL? >> YEAH, I DO.
>> BLESS YOU. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GO.
OUR DAUGHTER ALREADY LEFT. >> SHE DID?
WHERE IS SHE? >> SHE COULD BE ANYWHERE.
IT'S A BIG MALL. YOU PAID FOR A PICTURE.
YOU STILL WANT IT? >> WITH JOHN AND PATRICE?
I GUESS SO. >> GET IN FRONT OF THEIR BALLS
AND SAY,"MERRY CHRISTMAS." >> WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL!
PLEASE. GET CLOSE.
DON'T BE FRIGHTENED. PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME,
DARLING. DON'T PUSH ON -- DON'T PUSH ON
IT.