(fly buzzing)
- Oh, my God, is that a fly? Get it off the screen!
- Shut up!!!
- Bros.
Check out that hottie over there.
- Yeah, she's pretty hot, I guess
- Hey, man. I dare you to get her number, bro.
- What are you, five?
Fine, I'll do it.
Hey, so my friends put me up to this, but, uh, could I get your number?
- (chuckles) Okay.
But, uh, promise me you're not a creep.
- Who, me?
(both laugh)
- Check out that hottie over there.
- Oh, me want to take girl and do bam-bam.
(yelling)
Give me number so you get naked and we bam-bam.
- Okay.
But promise me you're not a creep.
- Me no promise nothing.
(both laugh)
(laughs creepily)
- Do I look okay?
- Yeah, you look amazing.
- Do I look okay?
- Me think you look better
naked.
(both laugh)
- So yesterday, the craziest thing happened. I was at, um, I was at Macy's, and they had these pants that were on sale.
- Yeah. Totally.
- So then if lettuce is like ten calories and then spinach is like another thirty...
- Boobies.
- ...the worst day of my life.
- Num, num, num. Boobies.
- And I'm sorry, but her shoes were totally last fall.
- (nervous chuckle)
- You have a great day.
- Thanks for paying.
- Yeah, no problem. It's what a gentleman does, right?
- Oh, thanks for paying.
- Wait, what?
Me no want to pay for this crap!
(growls)
Booby.
- I had a really great time.
- Yeah, me too. Do you think maybe you want to hang out a little longer?
- Oh, I kind of have a lot of homework, so...
- Okay, yeah.
(awkward chuckling)
- See you around.
- Okay.
(horn honking)
(sniffing)
- I'll see you around.
- Wha?!
Why you no give me bam-bam?!
This is mammoth-crappin'
waste of time!!
(roaring, horn beeping)
(screeching)
- Friggin' bath salts.
- (screaming)
- ♪ Drop that ass and make that booty pop, ♪
♪ girl! ♪
♪ Shake it... ♪
- So, how did the date go?
- You know how some guys are just too nice?
- Ugh.
- Yeah, it was like that.
- So how did the date go?
- He was little sissy boy. It's like, you know try hard for bam-bam,
you no get bam-bam. You no get signal? This girl need bam-bam!
- Me want
bam-bam too!!!
- And chocolate!
- And bubble bath!
- And shopping!
- And watch romantic
movie with man-hunk Ryan Gosling!
- Ryan Gosling!
- Ryan Gosling!!
- Ryan Gosling!!!
(primitive shouting)
- RYAN GOSLING!!!
What?
- In our next lesson, we'll be observing one of humans' most puzzling specimens...
- To see bloopers and the caveman's
interesting cousins...
- You're such a bitch!
Oh!
It really is sexism now.
- ...click the video right here!
- She didn't have sex with me, then I might just push her off the cliff.
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