what's up guys welcome to overtime
episode two we got a great show for you
guys today same set same guys same fake
mics it's gonna be a good day
tall guy beard twins purple hoser dude
perfects in overtime tall guy
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that is a good song and this is gonna be
a good episode i'm particularly excited
about it because we've got two brand new
segments for you guys but i say we jump
right in with everybody's favorite cool
not cool oh yeah
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all right so as you guys may remember
gare absolutely blew us out of the water
last time with the pancake box nice i
feel like he has earned the right to go
first dare tell us what you got what if
i told you that i bought each of you
guys one acre of land
oh corey
absolutely
it's an acre of land oh location
location location i'm not sold yet well
we're going to the moon baby on the moon
we
each own collectively
five acres wait
there's more how could you buy it from
buzz lightyear i bought you all a
hundred
acres on the sun
where's the space land coming from we
haven't figured out how to colonize the
sun yet i know but the moon all right
i'm in you know what no way it's like
it's kind of the biggest scam job in the
world selling space land to people yeah
i gotta say the the website was a little
sketchy okay i'm going there it is red
kind of like the color of the sun
you got elon musk out there that's just
going to help us just colonize all these
plants i don't think he's pushing for
the sun well you know
after i buy him 100 acres you never know
not a bad item let's mix it up a little
bit coach how about you how about you go
now all right you guys didn't cool my
thing last time we didn't cool his thing
you did it you you didn't give the
violin a chance so you mean we not
cooled your thing correct okay right
here i have a real life
pocket cannon
my god prepare to be amazed is that a
post-it note funnel that's real
gunpowder oh my god i'm not sitting here
for this i think more gunpowder the
better do you have like something we
could shoot at core a water bottle
oh that's gonna splash zone you here we
go
i see sparks we're good
fire the cannon in three two
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i was garbage and i'm gonna go ahead and
give you guys a virtual button to hit at
home they're all they're all mashing
okay would anyone like to go next okay
kobe would like to go next all right
guys i'm pretty excited about this oh my
gosh look guys it's a snuggle pillow
okay let me paint the picture for you so
let's say you're on an airplane and
you're sitting in the dreaded middle so
you pull that out on an airplane i'm
getting off
stop talking now
vote vote corey go
see ya oh i'm sorry guys i forgot to hit
the green button that's amazing anyways
corey you're up put this pillow away
it's we're losing viewers fast nothing
more boring than just handing somebody a
greeting card let me show you guys a way
to spice it up cody here you go my
friend
oh wow
oh
a wounded butterfly it's exciting if you
did that to me in real life not in a
stage setting i might have just punched
you in the face because i was scared for
my life i think the concept is great and
that's why i will give you a green
let's lose the butterfly okay let's make
it something else corey you seem a
little lonely over there if you wanna
just hang on to that this is better than
the last one ty redeem this segment to
the viewers ladies and gentlemen
may i reveal to you chocolate crackers
my mom always said if you're gonna bring
some food
100 milk chocolate percent nice garrett
pull that pan
oh what a bite cool this is only
dangerous because it's delicious oh very
nice very good this is absolutely
incredible and something that you can
take to the moon you know what i mean
nice nice boom
we need to clean off the desktop because
we got a brand new segment for you
coming up absurd recurring oh this is
gonna be a treat
welcome to absurd recourse where we
attempt to break crazy world records and
fill up the wall downstairs because to
be honest we've got a few blank spots
yes we know absurd recurrence is spelled
wrong gareth tell them why it rhymes
really no other reason other than that
it just sounds better so we've got our
good buddy michael from guinness world
records that you may have seen in a
couple of our other videos downstairs
and we're going to head that way and see
what he's got in store for us let's do
it all right
michael good to see you again
thank you for joining us so uh as many
of you know one of the worst things in
the world would be stepping on a lego
barefooted michael would you like to
tell them what we're going to be doing
today tyler today you are attempting the
furthest distance walking on legos
barefoot
oh wow the mark to beat is 25 meters
which is 82 feet
sounds like a long way let's walk on
some blankos
this is it this is the moment that we've
been waiting he's trained his whole life
for this moment all the other records
are hogwash compared to this it's just
gonna be horrible this might be the
worst five minutes of your life
let me see your view here t it's a long
view go ahead take a look hard to see
the other end honestly starting in three
two
one
just gotta pike through it come on t
oh god
wow it's for the wall
it's for the wall
oh that one's a good one
oh that had to be a saw blade
you got this tie let's go baby you're
going by the record ball let's go live
halfway
you got this oh that looks horrible oh
that was like triple back-to-back it's a
lot worse right here
it is hard to walk ty come on come on ty
come on oh his feet have got to be
bleeding
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tyler you can step off the mark to beat
was 82 feet that tape measurement
is
146.94 feet the luginess world records
title congratulations
michael as always thanks for joining us
we'll see you next time on absurdity
kurds
feet feel bad records feel good
you gotta be honest i caught one right
on the heel you had one little section
where you were stumbling a little bit i
would put that excitement on hold
because this is bound to be someone's
least favorite segment
it's time for real unfortunate
is my name in there still oh you're
definitely still in town you go
back-to-back
gary i have some news it's good news
because i saw a ceo through the paper
okay
could this be back-to-back wheel
spinning that's what i'm hoping for
could it be the first wheel spin for one
of the twins that's not what i'm hoping
it is time we find out in three two
glory
all right
oh and what a sense of relief oh i love
wheel unfortunately oh me too it's my
favorite segment you could fight in
wisconsin today for no reason he could i
gotta say it's way more fun when it's
not your name all right corey it's time
to head to the wheel i just get to enjoy
and watch it this is amazing
ladies and gentlemen welcome back to the
greatest game show on earth i'm sure you
know who i am but just in case you've
been living under a rock i'm ned
forrester the golden boy
oh that was audrey
that was on you
put it back just give it to me the
golden boy anyways we've got a special
guest joining us today i believe his
name is corey cotton corey come on down
all right cory uh how's it going today
how are you feeling it's not good to be
here this is not where you want to be
you know don't be bringing any of that
trash in here i might have to hit you in
the head with an iron
all right why do you have an iron cory
i'm sure you know you're going to be
spinning the wheel behind us here uh
real quick if you hold my microphone
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dead forester right back at you spray
tan level 10 is off the board jody codes
went ahead and took care of that for us
bernie was had for three weeks that's
unfortunate
but that's why we play the game and
corey i think we've got one for you to
spin big boy spin that wheel
oh there's a there's a spin with some
authority i haven't seen one of those in
a while it's good spins coming around
anything but a chat all right wheels
coming to a stop looks like you're gonna
be safe from owning a cat but you are
gonna have to
drive through the car wash in the bed of
a truck corey cut congratulations well
as we say around here that's unfortunate
corey why don't you uh group up with the
boys and head out out to the car wash
thanks thanks ned all right
oh dude we made it this is gonna be a
good one boys well unfortunately court
we forgot that we all had bed cover so
uh
i think right up here in this region is
going to do you good the windshield
get up go go
hey
hey how cold is it
ladies and gentlemen
all right coral have you warmed up yet
dude i'm trying thanks again guys that
was just man that was an honor what a
treat to be on the greatest game show of
all time no i'm not entirely sure why we
keep calling with that garrett called it
that it's his you are welcome i will be
honest i did get a little bit worried
when the main bar came down on the front
i totally thought it was going to grab
you and then just sweep you up into the
machine and just crush you on top would
have been
unfortunate that would have been
unfortunate all right well before we
head into the next segment we always get
some awesome fan mail from you guys here
at dphq2 and i say it's time that we
take a look at it we've asked our
editors to come up with a creative way
to deliver our mail to us each time
let's see what they've come up with
all right wow
is the male in the balloon the male is
in the balloon oh my gosh
i don't even want to know how long that
took unique and unexpected are the words
that come to mind all right boys cool
it's
meltdown oh
wow
that was that was great okay so let's
take a look at what we got oh
wow
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sideline reporter and will unfortunate
host nice this is drawn by clara herself
let's give it up for claire
done look at this amazing drawing from
sadie of time man look at this christmas
stereotypes i'm impressed yeah oh
okay
dude
i would like to nominate that for mail
of the week here here here very
impressed with the fan mail well done
thank you we'll put an address down
below if you guys want to send us some
more stuff great job i think it's time
now to head to the final segment of this
show and that is sing song oh we're
singing sings cones you weren't really
with us sorry there buddy
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thank you
thank you so much we're the cheese
weasels and it is so good to be here
tonight
we've got a song for you tonight
inspired by our very own kobe cotton who
in a recent video launched a rocket
completely sideways
it goes a little something like this
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launched a rocket a couple videos ago
and as predicted by gear his year has
started pretty slow
took a turn for the worst headed
straight for the pasture
similar to his other battles good news
it did not kill a cow what a disaster
but we got some good news
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on the drums
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we got cody jones
on the cowbell give it to him coach
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can you ever get enough of that
we got corey cotton ali what do we give
him we gave him the triangle
because it doesn't take a lot of talent
to play that instrument core hit him
with it
very nice very nice way to stay in your
lane
and of course last but not least
kobe
don't want to leave you out but
i'm going to
bring it back in one two three we've got
some good
we got some good news
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thank you
got wheels and cheese in the back for
everybody thank you thank you so much
for coming stay weasel
uh i meant be a weasel that's our
tagline so use it
see
ya what in the world okay i'm not going
to say it's the most well-written song
of all time but it's certainly a little
catchy it's stuck in my head not bad
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