as dean of freshman i have welcomed
students from all over the world
from korea from rome istanbul
students enter harvard with a variety
of gold excuse me are we in the right
place
anyone anyone anyone you anyone you
uh as i was saying
harvard isn't for everyone oh we
got a black man
14. that's what i'm talking about what's
up
bro
that's what we're saying hey you've
probably been locked up more times than
me and your ass put together
get him oh green jimmy the cricket suit
wearing ass get on
short calling power haircut have an ass
get up little angela davis mustache
wearing ass
little richard pryor short cut fade
happening around the side
if you don't mind i'd like you to sit
down i would like to continue
excuse me
excuse me watch your toes watch the corn
excuse me
thank you for your entertaining
anecdotes
we here at harvard are rooted in
tradition
is this dedicated that's toilet
water
it's a part of my pledge do you guys
mind no but do you mind talking
that way cause your breath smell like
straight ass crack bro
isn't that like a hip-hop convention
that you two should be at or something
shark-ass veins work hey go easy on them
we probably the only blackheads he's
seen since he looked in the mirror
can you guys just show a little respect
geez this class is boring i'm
out of here
uh excuse me did i hear you say
something with all due respect sir
suck my dick
no sir i'm not saying anything it's it's
it's these guys
you're an did you just call me
an no i said idiot
an idiot no sir no sir what did you say
i said that this school has nice halls
this is not funny you couldn't teach
your way out of kindergarten class dean
i think we've had enough interruptions
for today i think you should leave
sir
this would have never happened if i were
black
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