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We've combined the genetic information from all three spiders
into these 15 genetically designed super spiders.
There's 14.
I beg your pardon.
One's missing.
Huh? I guess the researchers are working on that one.
Here's a bright idea.
Why don't we make sure and locate this extremely important, genetically
altered super spider instead of just assuming someone else
has got it taken care of while we walk a bunch of unprofessional teenagers
through this insanely expensive research facility?
Hmm?
Ugh! Fine.
There it is! Giant web towards the ceiling and everything.
Oh, you really saved us.
Great job, new guy. You keep that up....
You're really going to go places!
I need that money.
I missed the part where that's my problem.
Hey, Peter, how was the
No time to explain! Floor it Uncle Ben!
What the heck!?
Peter, did you steal some money?
No Uncle Ben! I earned it! Just drive drive!
Now, Peter, we need to talk about...
You little punk! Get back here! Shoot that guy!
(gunshot)
All right, here we go.
(tires screeching)
Go go go!
I'll kill you!
Stop that kid from from taking what's rightfully his!
And wait for me also.
Go go go go go!
What the heck was that?
Peter Parker just sped by some kind of getaway car?
I know. But why?
I'm not sure, but it doesn't surprise me.
Let's just say he's been making a lot of poor decisions lately.
What do you mean?
Have you seen this?
That's a cute outfit.
Did your husband give it to you?
(sigh)
I think I have a superhero stalker.
I was in the neighborhood.
You... sound exactly like my neighbor, Peter Parker,
who I just talked to like 30 seconds ago.
What??? That wasn't me.
I mean, who's Peter?
What about my generous proposal?
Are you in or are you out?
It's you who's out, Gobby!
Out of your mind!
Wrong answer!
Oh, crap.
You know, I was going to throw these new, unpredictable,
totally boomerang blade things at him that he could totally avoid and dodge.
But then I thought.
Nah just vaporize him like I did all my previous enemies.
Mwaaahahahahahahaha
Finish it!
Eaauuuuugggghhhhh!
Finish it!
Oh this reminds me of a long, boring story about the day Ben taught me...
how to defend myself
what the!
Maybe YOU should say YOUR prayers!
Ha ha ha ha!
It's time to choose Spider-Man!
Save your bouncy girlfriend, who's been interested in at least three guys in his story alone...
or the innocent children you've never seen before a day in your life.
We are who we choose to...
Nope!
How about I just web those hands, there so you don't lose your grip.
Save a little M.J..
I was gonna drop those!
little more webs for safety.
And now let's get that pesky mask off.
Mr Osborne!?
Yeah. Yeah, it's me.
Well, that explains Thanksgiving.
But your too late Spider-Man! Since you won't join me,
I'm going to make you and your loved ones suffer.
Ha ha ha ha!
So if you'd just un-web me, that'd be a huge help.
Yeah, that doesn't sound so good for me.
Lets just stay here till the police arrive.
You'll never wear the Spider-Man!
I think I already have.
Oh, really? Did you know he's Peter Parker?
DUDE! [What?]
Not cool!
Whoopsie! Now she knows.
I'm sorry, MJ
I wanted to tell you, but my uncle made this whole speech about responsibility.
You're a great kisser!
Oh, thanks.
So are you!
Both of you shut up!
Now, stand real still while I tell you more things you might be interested in hearing.
Why? So you can sneak that glider up behind me
Pay no attention to the spiky glider behind you!
What are you going to do with that? Ram me?
Wouldn't you like to know?
That looks painful. Even if I don't jump out of the way, which I will,
Wouldn't this plan also kill you in the process?
You're right in the path, man!
Stop trying to talk your way out of this Spider-Man.
Almost like being a villain and knowing my identity causes you
to make deadly mistakes.
That's not going to happen. Watch, I'll show you!
And leap!
Oh no.
AAAAGGGGHHH!!!
Peter, don't tell Harry.
Oh, I'm gonna.
What am I gonna undress you so he doesn't see you in your suit?
That's just weird.
Plus, I think not telling Harry could cause real problems for me later.
I'm really sorry, but your dad was the Green Goblin.
I'm also Spider-Man,
and MJ loves me more than you.
This is a lot to take in, Dude!
Spider-Man! Spider-Man!
Peter chose to tell his friends!
They would have found out.
over time!
But not tell MJ???
She's way too fine!
Tell'm the truth, yeah, Spider-Man!
But what about the bad guys???
Who cares!
They'll just have an unfortunate accident if they know Peter Parker's identity!
Oh no! I did something bad...
Now I fell out of a window because I saw Peter Parker's face!
I'm Spider-Man, Y'all!
You've taken your eye off the ball.
Avenge me!
Uh no thank you, I don't think I will.
You are so fired.
You can't fire me. You're dead., haha.
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