- I like your mustache.
- Thank you.
- I like your hair too.
And your shirt.
I'm just kind of going down and complimenting.
(both laugh)
My name is Mollie Murphy and my brother works here.
He had to push a little bit.
How do I know I'm attracted to someone?
A smile's huge, like pretty eyes,
people who have like a sense of humor.
Hmm.
(laughs)
Okay.
Hi. - Hi.
- I'm Mollie.
- Parker.
- Nice to meet you.
Um, love his eyes, you have beautiful eyelashes,
they're really long.
What do you feel are your best features slash qualities.
- Sense of humor, personality,
and I've always been told eyelashes
cause I know they're like really long.
- Just the instant,
so when I told you you were like, this isn't news,
I know, I have great eyelashes. (both laugh)
On a scale of one to ten?
I like how you said personality and sense of humor
cause those are super attractive to me,
so I would say eight.
- Okay, yes.
- But yeah.
- Sweet.
- Nice to meet you Parker.
I'm gonna kill my brother.
I'm Mollie.
- Mollie, I'm Carson, nice to meet you.
How are you doing.
- I'm doing well how are you doing.
- Good.
- Um, I'm a little overwhelmed but like it's all good.
What would you say are your best qualities.
- I'm really fast like my legs, my butt,
they're just like strong.
(laughs)
- Well turn around.
Oh yeah that is nice.
Yeah you've got great assets.
Oh gosh, this is so hard to just like
quantify someone's attractiveness.
If you had to rate yourself,
what would you rate yourself.
- I think I'm a solid eight.
- Okay, yeah I would agree.
Should I ask people to rate me?
I feel like this is so one sided.
- You're an eight as well.
- Sweet we tied.
- Yeah.
- Hey I'm Jane. - Hi, I'm Mollie.
- Pleasure to meet you.
- So what would you say are your best qualities.
- Hm, I think for personality I'm a really kind person.
And then physical,
I like my smile.
- Nice.
I would say, you are a nine and a half.
You seem super just like genuine.
- Thank you so much.
- And you're just really beautiful.
Yeah.
(both laughing)
Hi. - Hi.
- You have a very curated look.
I love the nose ring.
I wish I could pull that off.
Could I see your shirt?
Is that for the band New Order?
- Yeah.
- Let's see your dance moves.
I like it. (both laughing)
Was this part of the dancing after?
- I don't know, I don't know what I'm doing right now.
- I would say you're an eight.
I really like your style.
What do you do for fun?
- I work out a lot.
I knit, I used to paint, until I made children.
- You made children.
- They're my pieces of art right now. (both laugh)
- You seem very like perky and upbeat.
I would say nine.
- Oh, thank you.
- Hi.
- Hi, I'm Mollie.
- I'm Braden.
- What do you do?
- I am a dancer.
- What kind of dance?
- Hip hop.
- Do you have like a hip hop move
you could whip out right now?
- Hup here, hup here.
- No way!
- And then you just kinda speed it up.
- Oh wait I can't, I'm not there yet.
- Well yeah.
- You seem like someone I would love to hang out with
you seem super fun.
Nine point five.
- Wow, thank you.
- Yeah.
- You're a ten.
- Yay.
Hi. - Hi, I'm Bjork.
- Did you come in knowing that people
were gonna rate your attractiveness?
- Yeah.
- I would never do that.
- Cause why not?
Like who cares.
Do you like anything about my style.
- We kind of have like the same vibe of pants.
- I'm all about the mom jeans.
- So I like that.
I would say eight and a half.
- Thank you.
(laughing)
- I'm gonna need to hibernate for like a week after this.
- Kellen, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
I would probably rate you a nine and a half.
- Thanks.
Now I'm sweating man.
- Are you nervous right now?
- I mean I just feel so,
I don't know what the word is.
- Would you rather be the one getting rated,
or would you rather rate someone else.
- I would rather get rated.
- Yeah it sucks rating people.
- Yeah.
- After you just told me how much you'd hate that,
will you please rate me.
- Well I would rate you a nine.
- Thank you.
I love those shoes, the all black is very chic.
- Thank you.
- Your eyeliner is really impressive.
And it's like perfectly symmetrical on both sides.
Eight and a half.
- [Man Off Camera] Eight and a half?
- Yeah.
Oh my god. (laughing off camera)
- I'm Pete.
- I'm Mollie.
- Nice to meet you Mollie.
- Nice to meet you.
Has your hair always been this long?
- No.
I wanted to see where it would go, and now.
- It just kept going down.
- Yeah it just kept going down.
That's usually how it goes.
- I'd give you an eight and a half.
- Sweet.
- Yeah, you have really beautiful eyes.
- Thank you.
- Which I'm sure you've heard before.
I don't know what I thought I was walking into today
but it was not this, at all.
What?
No.
What do you mean?
What.
That's messed up.
Hi everyone.
Ten to one.
Okay.
- Do I really have to like physically be like. (laughs)
- Oh, oh my God, wow, thanks.
(all laughing)
Everyone here is really great and I don't
feel the need to like physically move
anyone further down for any reason.
So yeah.
- [All] Wow.
- Humility.
- The least attractive isn't unattractive
so like, I'm down to be here.
You're welcome.
(all clapping)