Guys, wake up.
We've been asleep for six hours.
You have a phone on your chest.
No.
Oh, look how burned he is.
[YELLING]
Oh, no.
I got a dog on my chest.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey, you want to play a quick game?
We'll just go, like, half speed?
Yeah, casual?
Yeah.
I just don't want to get my hair wet.
[SHOUTING]
You're never going to catch me.
Oh, man, I cannot believe people think that Lord of the Rings
drags.
It was a great movie.
'Sup ladies?
You do know I get $2.00 off on the nachos, right?
Six more weeks of this, and I'll be a Brazilian bronze.
All right, ladies are going to be here in an hour.
Nothing impresses them like a good diving catch.
Mmm, that's a good point.
Anybody here make it past high school football?
Or, you know what?
I'll just be quarterback.
OK.
Oh, wow, that's good ball security.
Look at the hand size on that man.
[QUACK]
I didn't even know you were going.
[QUACK]
Oh, my bad.
I say we let big hands try it out.
OK, so when you throw, you just want
to really get it like of coming right over the ear,
and then just kind of let it come off the fingers.
That's what you just did?
That's what I-- well, that's how you're supposed to do it.
Mine was a little--
I'll try it my way.
Kind of took my breath away.
That one wasn't bad.
That was decent.
You want some?
You obviously don't take the sun seriously.
Well, I guess I don't take it seriously.
You just get in like that?
Obviously, not.
Gotta let this crust over first.
Be there in a couple hours.
All right, see you in a couple hours.
Ooo, that's hot.
Oh, here comes the worst part.
Nope, nope.
You all right, dude?
Oh, it's hot. (SHOUTING) Sup man?
I'm going to cool off.
Whoo.
Oh, my god.
Hey, he made it.
It's good to be with you.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
Hey, wait.
What?
Dude, you forgot to take your shirt off.
No.
I did forget.
I also forgot my sunscreen.
It's fine, it's all guys.
Yeah, none of the girls are coming.
Well dude, that's not really why.
Chlorine make shirts feel great.
Yeah.
Ha ha, this is amazing.
Come on, yeah, we're the T-shirt bros.
And to think you figured this out on accident.
Yeah, on accident. (LAUGHING)
How many flips you want?
Triple salchow, double arial, what are you thinking?
I like the triple salchow.
Mom, Mom, I'm about to go to on the diving board.
I'm not going until my mom watches.
You ready?
Hey, Mom, feel my splash.
Mom, you're not watching.
1, 2, 3, OK, hold on.
No, can't come back now.
You got to go, Spence.
Come on.
Get in the water.
Come on, Spencer.
Belly flop, belly flop.
[CHEERING]
He's done it.
Whoo.
I cannot believe I just did that.
My phone's in my pocket.
Oh.
Get a bag of rice.
Oh, and my wallet.
Oh, dude.
That's not all.
My laptop.
Oh.
Had all my photos on it in case my phone got wet.
Hey, so earlier, I saw a couple kids running around the pool,
and there's a sign very clearly that says "no running."
Your child ate a snack, like 10 minutes ago.
Yeah?
And now he's in the pool.
Are you paying attention?
Do I need to handle this? 'Cause, like, I can handle it.
What'd you say your name was?
I'm Karen.
Yeah, I thought that's what you said.
Got everything?
Yep.
Cool.
Oh nice, Chad's here.
Oh, hey.
Wow.
Did you--
Aren't we going to the pool?
Hey, man, you mind?
My kids are trying to--
Save it, bro, I got three sets left.
Oh, sorry.
I lost my balance.
Just kidding, I never lose my balance.
So how long you been here?
About 15 minutes.
15 minutes, that's an adequate time to be somewhere.
I've seen this before.
She wants me to save her.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, the water's like bath water.
Yo, I was going to swim.
I just ate an hour ago.
Oh, there's kids here.
I'm out.
Way too cold in the deep end.
Way too hot in the shallow in.
Ha, the medium end feels great.
Should have done the whole pool this way.
What in the--
Oh.
Welcome.
Hey.
There's one rule for entering the pool.
Avocado pencil dive.
Yo.
Oh, oh.
It's OK.
Battle the deer.
What is with all the floats?
Are you serious?
Oh, man, who forgot to dry their hands off?
Give me some of those.
This is still good.
Oh, Doritos.
Oh, yes.
It's still good.
Guys, why are we sitting around?
It pool day.
Let's start off with some sharks and minnows.
I do have a game we could play, the quiet game.
I was expecting this kind of an attitude.
I'll be right back.
Oh my--
It's the ultimate pool toy, baby.
Check out how much horsepower she's got.
[ENGINE REVS]
Hon, pool's going to be closed for about a week.
(SHOUTING) Everybody out.
I should have hired a pool guy.
Watch your six.
Will do.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
Ow, you shot me in the eye.
Hey, food's almost ready.
You guys want me to open my presents before or after?
Huh?
My gifts.
I didn't tell them to bring presents.
We don't have gifts.
There's no gifts.
Oh no, for my birthday?
You know, little girls dream of their wedding day.
I thought little boys dreamed of their 30th birthday party.
It's 31.
Yeah, did I say on the invitation
that said your presence is present enough?
No.
You did not.
I think I'm gonna freak out.
OK, soda?
I've got--
No, no, no, no.
I can get you some water.
I think I'm gonna snap.
I brought fresh fruit, Oreos, double stuffed.
You love double stuffed.
I can feel it coming.
I'm not even going to try and stop it.
You know what?
I think I will take a drink.
OK, here.
Let me see that.
[SCREAMING]
[SHOUTING]
[SLICING]
[SHOUTING]
[CLANK]
How did you guys not see that coming?
Hey, happy birthday, T. Party's back on, boys.
Yeah, he's a modern-day hero, modern-day hero,
modern-day hero.
[SLOW MOTION LAUGHING]
I'm going swimming.
Happy Birthday, T.
I didn't tell them to bring presents.
[SMASH]
Oh, dude, I am so sorry.
[SLOW MOTION MUSIC]
[SHOUTING]
Get out of the pool.
Hurry.
Let's party boys!
Stop.
It took five truckloads.
Why?
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