(airplane engine roaring)
- That's a Tarzan and Jane going over.
- It's a Tarzan and Jane. (laughs)
- Get it? - Yeah.
(upbeat music)
- Hello, I'm Jake Wood, I play Max Branning.
This is my less good looking brother, Scott Maslen.
- Thank you everybody, I play Jack.
- How well do I know Cockney rhyming slang?
Well, until Danny Dyer joined the cast
I thought I knew it really well,
but he seems to have invented some stuff
I've never, ever heard of.
- I don't have any knowledge of Cockney rhyming slang,
I'm relying on him to answer everything.
- Well, you've been round me for a while.
- Apples and pears.
- I'd like to think I've got a,
well, that's the old one.
- Being in EastEnders we should probably know more
Cockney rhyming slang than what we do but--
- Definitely. - We'll give it a solid go.
- Yeah. - We'll give it a solid go.
- C'mon, of course we do! - Get started!
- We're in Eastenders.
I've been here for 12 years! - Don't hang about.
I ain't got all day!
- Shh, they're filming.
They're filming. - Shh, they're filming.
- Be quiet.
- Can't help it. - Behave yourselves.
- I'd like to think
I've got a good bit of knowledge about it.
I'd be highly embarrassed if I didn't.
So, shall we have a go?
- You'd better win.
- Let's do this
- That was sick. (laughs)
(dramatic music)
Hmm, apples and pears. - Apples and pears
That's stairs, innit? (bell dinging)
- Yeah, stairs.
- Stairs. - That's easy that one.
- Yeah, well done.
- They're warming us up.
- They're warming us up (laughs)
- Come on, next one.
- Box of toys.
- Box of toys?
- Boys? (buzzer goes)
- Box of toys?
That must be one of Danny Dyer's, never of it.
- Box of toys?
- Box of toys. - Box of toys.
- What's box of toys?
- Kois? (buzzer goes)
No, that's carp, by the way.
- I don't know what else rhymes with toys.
- Box of toys.
- Box of toys, box of toys.
Noise? (bell dinging)
Oh!
- We'll have to question that one.
- Never heard that one. (laughs)
- Maybe it's a modern one.
(Luisa laughing)
- That's bollocks, that doesn't make sense.
- Bees and honey, money. (bell dinging)
- Bees and honey, money. - Money.
- Bees and honey, money!
- Yeah, you go. - I knew it,
you didn't have to whisper it. - You didn't know it.
She didn't. - I did know it.
- Dustbin lid. - Dustbin lid, dustbin lid?
Oh god, I'm not good at this.
- That's easy. - Dustbin lid!
Kid.
- Yeah. (bell dinging)
You ain't gotta shout it.
- (laughs) It's like snap.
Snap!
- Dustbin lid.
- Dustbin lid! - Sid?
(buzzer goes) - Oh, that classic Sid.
- Dustbin lid, Ian's got two.
Kids. (bell dinging)
- I just keep thinking Sid. (buzzer goes)
- Dustbin lid.
- Yeah, kid. - Kid!
(bell dinging) Yeah.
- We'll go with Sid on this one, Sid.
(buzzer goes) (Zack laughing)
- Fisherman's daughter!
I dunno, but I know who his friend is.
- Oh no, I don't know what that is.
- Fisherman's daughter.
Porter! (buzzer goes)
- No. - That's a naughty one.
- That's a naughty one. - What's that one?
- [Producer] Water.
- Oh, water.
Water, fisherman.
Did Danny Dyer get all these? - Sounds so wrong.
- Ain't got a drop of fisherman's, have ya?
Doesn't make sense, go on.
(cheery music)
- Barnet, ooh, Barnet Fair.
That'd be hair. (bell dinging)
- It's your hair. - Hair.
- It's your hair.
- No barnet, I ain't got no barnet.
- He's got loads of barnet.
- No barnet. - You wanna see him under here
it's like a monster.
- (laughs) I've got a lot of barnet down there.
- Yeah, it's incredible how much hair, he's covered in it.
(chilled music)
- Boat race, hmm.
- Look at the state of your boat.
- Right, brilliant.
- Boat race.
Face! (bell dinging)
Shh!
- Look at the state of your boat,
look at the state of your barnet.
- Shut up! (Zack laughing)
- Bubble. - Bath.
Is laugh. (bell dinging)
- Bubble bath is a laugh. (laughs)
- You're having a bubble, ain't ya?
Butchers is having a look. (bell dinging)
- How do you know these?
- See, I know these ones.
It's the rhyming one I can't do.
- Right.
- Butcher's hook. - Butchers, look.
- There you go.
- Butcher's hook, look.
- Butchers, have a butchers. - Give us a butchers.
Have a look. - Have a look.
Oh, all right China mate. - Me old China plate.
All right, me old China plate? (bell dinging)
- China mate, he's my mate.
- It's mate, China plate, mate, that's it.
- Plate, mate.
- Custard and jelly?
Oh, you are really making these up.
I'm guessing belly. (buzzer goes)
- Custard and jelly,
watch us on the telly, innit. (bell dinging)
- Is it?
Oh, I though it was belly.
(both laughing)
- EastEnders is on the custard and jelly.
- Telly! (bell dinging)
- Yeah, there you go.
- Custard and jelly. - Custard and jelly, telly!
(bell dinging)
Custard and jelly, telly. - Oh, that was good.
You got that one.
- Give and take.
Nope, haven't got that one either.
- Fake. - Give and take, fake.
- Give and take, fake. (buzzer goes)
- [Producer] Cake.
- Cake, really? - Bake.
- Oh, I love cake!
- Satin and silk.
- Drop of milk. (bell dinging)
- Satin and silk, milk. (bell dinging)
- Satin and silk, milk!
Satin and silk, milk! (bell dinging)
- Milk?
Yeah I didn't know that.
(jazzy music)
- Tumble down the sink? - Tumble down the sink.
- Tumble down the sink-- - Ink!
(buzzer goes)
- Wink? (buzzer goes)
Bink, sink, dink, fink... (buzzer going)
- Think? (buzzer goes)
Blink. (buzzer goes)
- Wink? (buzzer goes)
- Kink? (buzzer goes)
- Dink? (buzzer goes)
- Dinkle. (buzzer goes)
- This is hard, you know!
- This is tough!
(Zack laughing)
Am I the only one that doesn't know these?
- Wink, no, nothing! (buzzer going)
- [Producer] Shall I tell you?
- Yeah - Yeah, go on,
we'd love to know.
- [Producer] It's drink.
- (beep) This is bull (beep).
Dunno where you're getting this slang from.
- Dicky bird. - Dicky bird.
I'm actually embarrassingly bad at this.
- Dicky bird.
- A dicky bird told me.
- A dicky bird, little dicky bird.
- Dicky bird, hang on--
- I heard, dicky bird.
- Is it, I heard, dicky bird? (buzzer goes)
- [Producer] Word.
- Word. - Word, yeah.
Same thing.
- Fireman's hose, nose! (bell dinging)
Yes! (both laughing)
Guessed!
- Fireman's hose.
Pose? (buzzer goes)
Toes? (buzzer goes)
- Fireman's hose. (both laughing)
I thought she said Simon's hose.
I was like, that's a bit rude, that one
- Nose? (bell dinging)
Nose!
- It's not though, is it?
- You're good though, we're quite good though.
- It's not, it's your hooter.
- Dog and bone. - Dog and bone.
Hello everybody.
- Hello, sorry. (bell dinging)
- I can't speak on the phone right now.
- Ones and twos. - Change your ones and twos.
- Poo! (buzzer goes)
Nope.
- Did you say poo? (both laughing)
- Well, it's a toilet. (buzzer goes)
Ones and twos.
Number ones and number-- (buzzer goes)
It's not number ones and number twos?
Oh okay, got that wrong.
- Look at those ones and twos, look.
(bell dinging) - Shoes.
- And you can tell which brother took the style gene.
- Peckham Rye?
I don't even know where that is in London.
- Peckham Rye? - Is your eye.
(buzzer goes) But no, it's your mince pie.
- Peckham Rye? - Peckham Rye?
- Peckham Rye. - Fly.
(buzzer goes)
- Die. (buzzer goes)
- Lie. (buzzer goes)
- Tie. (bell dinging)
Ha!
- Tie?
Swear down, tie, okay!
- I'm sick at this, keep 'em coming.
- Peckham Rye. - Peckham Rye.
Tie! (bell dinging)
When you do the old--
- No wonder this language is dying out.
Lie. (bell dinging)
- A porky's a lie. (bell dinging)
- Porky pie. - Porky pie,
lie. (bell dinging)
- Don't tell a lie. - Don't tell a porky.
- Porky pie.
- Rosie Lee, tea. (bell dinging)
Tea, cup of tea. - Where did you get this?
- Rosie, Rosie Lee, cup of tea.
(bell dinging)
- Is it a nice cup of tea? - Rose, tea.
(bell dinging) - Rosie Lee, nice cup of tea.
- Cup of tea. (bell dinging)
- Sausage and mash?
Trash? (buzzer goes)
- Cash? (bell dinging)
(both laughing)
- Sausage and mash. - Ah, cash.
Bit of sausage.
Sausage and mash, cash. (bell dinging)
- Loads of cash!
(bell dinging) - Sausage and mash!
- Sausage and mash.
- We like sausage and mash, don't we?
- Yeah! - Yeah.
- D'you know what, if we talk like this,
people'll think we're idiots.
- I did better than what I thought.
- No, I didn't get many.
- Fair enough, if this was a competition--
- Yeah, you won.
I'll give you that. - I won.
- I think we did quite well.
- Yeah, but it's upset me, quite a few of 'em,
because I'm an EastEnder and some of it's lies.
Porkies. - Porky pies.
- Why would I make my sentence longer
when I can make it shorter by using the actual word?
- [Producer] Is there any that you're going to incorporate
into your daily language?
- No. - No, because we don't speak
like that, I've come from a very different upbringing.
- Yeah same, same.
- And I work at this, you know, every day I work at this,
so I'm learning, and I'm very grateful
for this exercise, thank you.
- Thank you so much.
Shall we go?
- I think I'm ready for a wine.
- Thank you, okay, take care, bye bye.
- [Producer] Thank you so much.
(all laughing)
(cheerful music)