So much on my teeth... Good, more snacks
Hello friends and welcome to another video!
You guys have been requesting a "Lipstick Collection" video from me quite a bit
and I hear you
and so today I'm here with a video that is not exactly the video you asked for, but it is similar.
Today, I'm going to be showing you guys my "Top 10 Favorite Lipsticks of the Moment".
Crusty will not be here for the whole video, because I'm pretty sure VERY soon he's about to put his claw either into my boob or my eye.
'cause it seems like that's the projectory that I'm feeling from him
just like 'cause one claw yeah...oh...oh ...or...or just...well we had him for one take huh?
Oh he's just right here. Oh, okay.
As you guys might know, I'm something of a lipstick fiend.
I feel like I have a normal amount of other types of makeup, I just have a lot of lipstick.
So as you can imagine, it was kind of difficult for me to choose ten lipsticks to show you guys. But I think I narrowed it down to some winners.
There definitely are other lipsticks that aren't on this list that I really really love, but these are the lipsticks I think I wear the most often.
Someday soon I'm going to do an entire lipstick collection video, I feel like I just need to get them a little
more organized, before I do that
Right now, they're in kind of like a heap.
Not an incredibly disorganised heap...
Like a moderately organised heap.
But it's not pretty.
Just a disclaimer before we get started:
I am in no way a beauty expert, or makeup artist. I just really like lipstick.
So a lot of my opinions are just based on how I think they look
and how I think they feel
and YES, I will be lip swatching every single one of these for you guys so...
if you see like a red ring around my mouth-- not really red...
I feel like it turns red because of red lipstick like any color
other than the lipstick that's on my lips
It's just from like the amount of removing and re-applying
that's going to be happening. Hopefully not too much chafing... you might get a better view of my ingrown hair coming in around the stache area
So just, yeah, it's just that kind of day.
Okay! Let's swatch
I'm going to prep my lips with this ELF like lip scrub stick.
There's little grains inside...
I'm pretty sure the grains are sugar, because the grains
the grains "disintegrate" after a little bit on your lips...
And if you're wondering:
Does this lip scrub taste good?
Yes! It does.
It tastes pretty good.
Alright, lipstick number 10: Wait? Where's lipstick number 10?
Wait!
Are my lipsticks running away from me?
Lipstick number 10.
This is the NYX soft matte lip cream in London
The soft matte lip creams have a special place in my heart;
I feel like these are one of the first liquid lipsticks
that I was introduced to, and the funny thing is
these are barely even liquid lipsticks
They're more as the title says: lip creams,
but they're really moisturizing and soft, and they smell great.
And they're just not as intense
Smells like cake batter, honestly,
So this is London...
I really love this kind of yellowy nude color
In my experience,
I found that the nude lip creams are a little bit bitter
and I like how soft it is
And I just have so many soft matte lip creams
that I just want to show you guys one that I really love
The other reason I recommend a lighter shade is to
avoid the dreaded butthole lip.
In my definition, butthole lip
is when you're wearing lipstick, and
it wears away, or never exists
On the inner waterline of your lips
and I have a very active
inner waterline of my lips
butthole lips plagues my life...
I feel like that's why I go for a lot of
liquid lipsticks, because I find that liquid lipsticks just cling a little bit better
than normal lipsticks
just to the butthole
Alright, let's move on!
So number 9
is the Colourpop Ultra Sating Lip in Femme
I really love this color--
I actually just wore this
in the very end of my Primark video
This is kind of like a grey-purple
I feel like I was afraid of purples for so long
Just because I drink a lot of coffee,
so my teeth would look kind of yellow
in certain light
So like for a while I was afraid of purple lipstick
and then I was like, I'm just going to lean into purple lipstick
'cause I want to wear purple lipstick
I feel like the reason I up eating a lot of
lipstick is because I try
and cover the butthole lip
In that instance I actually touched my teeth with the lipstick wand
but you know what I mean, I go inside
It's just part of my life
like, I've just accepted it
I just ingest a lot of lipstick
So this is Femme...
I feel like this color is like a really
wearable purple
like its not just a bright or kid purple,
this is like kind of a muted dusty greyish color
Let's move on to number eight.
So number eight is the NYX Liquid Suede in Brooklyn Thorn
Smells like pretty much nothing...
Oh wow-- did I catch a nose hair?!
No
This is the first of a few browns
that you're going to see
I just love brown lipstick
I just think its fun and wearable
and kind of ninetiesish
So yeah, its kind of like a nineties look
Everyone's like NINETIES!
And I was like, I was a child and
I loved it!
I really really love this color--
I think its just like a really fun
grey brown
Like dirt!
Yeah!
If I had to rename this color,
I would call it dirt and worms
I really love the liquid suede, I think its
a good, inexpensive liquid lipstick.
It doesn't ever get like fully
dried down, really matte
I think its comfortable, I think its wearable,
I think it lasts a decent amount
I just keep the tube with me, and a little concealer, honestly
just to like fix anything,
if I decide to grub,
or like do anything crazy,
Just in case.
Alright, so we're on to number seven, and my lips are already
a little bit dry...
Not Sahara desert dry, but dry nonetheless
Alright, so number seven is the:
Urban Decay Matte Lipstick in 1993
They don't carry these capsules
anymore, but they still carry this color.
Now this one, I could not
leave of my top ten because I use
this a lot!
It is a matte lipstick, but in a real lipstick
one of only two actually
sticks
that is in this video
I've had this since
2015
I know that there's a time
frame in which you're supposed to throw out your lipsticks,
but I never
do, unless
it feels bad
A lot of times, especially when I'm using like a lip-stick,
I will just honestly take my finger and
wipe the lipstick off
of the cupid's bow...
Instead of lining my lips, because I'm
a little lazy.
I just-- I really love this lipstick
it's pretty long wearing, even though its
not like a matte liquid lipstick-- it doesn't really dry down
to be super matte, either.
It's just like such a fun, brown!
I know you guys are going to be like, Saf, you're too into brown
lipsticks, but I
I, I, I just-- I love them.
I am
that evil kermit meme,
where normal kermit is like, "but wait,"
"you already have ten lipsticks in this color!"
and evil kermit is like-- "but this one has different tones though!"
This one does have undertones
This one's a little more red,
like it's a little more of a brick red
Brooklyn Thorn's a little more gray
You guys, there are differences!
And there are differences in the way
the tube looks
Alrighty then!
Number six.
It's the Colourpop Ultra Satin Lip in Point Zero.
This is the one I
in my everyday makeup routine.
I love this color, I wear it all the time
I really love the Colourpop Ultra Satin lips
Ilike the mattes as well-- I think the Ultra Satin lips
are just more... wearable
They're just less dry and more comfortable
I am just a sucker for this Ultra Satin lip, man
This is Point Zero. It's once again
those greygy browny nudes, and
you know I just am a sucker for them
A beauty YouTuber that I watch
she's really awesome, named Kathleen Lights,
actually made this color in collaboration with Colourpop
and I love it. So shoutout to Kathleen for making a dope lipstick
, because this is a great color
Alright! Number five!
This is Black Moon Cosmetics in Myth
it is a liquid lipstick
its a blackened, greenish metallic
Smells like cake batter as well-- I definitely don't wear it
as much as I wear my nude colors,
but when I feel like wearing this thing, I'm just like:
HAH!
Last time I wore this lipstick, I
named my look: "Barb From the Upside Down"
But it's also kind of a Grinchy look
It can go festive, if you went like green
lips, red eyes.
Kind of like: demon festive,
Its also kind of a Slytherin color,
I am a Ravenclaw-- but Slytherin is my secondary
house. I know some people are admittedly against
having multiple houses, but listen if we're going to be canon, I went to
Ilevermorny anyway.
So this is myth: something about
dark and green and metallicy makes it look kind of velvety
I wouldn't say that this guy is a hundred percent transfer proof,
so like if you're going to go out to eat, definitely
bring the tube with you. Honestly, for this color,
I would bring a lipstick tube anywhere.
Number four
is the Too Faced Melted Matte Liquid Lipstic
in Drop Dead Red.
I just think its a fun, dramatic, like deep, wine, color
This is like the only like classical matte formulas that's in
this lineup.
This one dries down to a true matte. Its really long
lasting. It's definitely kind of dry,
but it clings.
Like, it will stay on
your face
Sometimes, when I'm putting on a really matte lipstick,
I'll smile and then fill in the cracks.
Just to keep everything smooth! This lipstick
is kind of like, "Came to Slay You!" Not came to slay,
Like "Slaaaaayy!" Like, came to slay YOU.
Reminds me kind of Old Hollywood, Tower of Terror,
Femme Fatal, like a murderous woman.
Lipstick number three!
...Is the Colourpop Ultra Satin Lip in Mess Around.
This may be the ultimate "Safiya" not a fourth brown
lipstick.
So is this the ten most different lipsticks in the world video?
No, not really. But I just wanted to show you guys my
absolute favorites, and I really do reach for this one all
the time
So yeah, this is Mess Around
Cause we're just messing around
with some lipsticks, having a good time!
I think this one's kind of subtle, kind of sexy,
kind of nudey. It is often times in my bag
And once again this is the Ultra Satin formula, because I
just love that frickin' formula, and I
could put that on my face all day long.
That sounded sexual, but
I'm here for it, so
Moving right along to number two!
This is the NYX Liquid Suede Lipstick in Foul Mouth.
Dirty mouth? Clean it up!
-with NYX Liquid Suede!
It smells the Mr. Sketch
scented markers in licorice.
I absolutely love this color, I will wear this
color any day of the week.
It's a really, really deep navy purple
like, not quite navy blue
not quite purple, somwhere in between
almost like a deep violet!
Especially with these darker colors, you just want to
want cover the butthole, as much as possible. It's kind
of like, an Ursula look...
I just feel like I'm chillin' like a villan
Actually if I had to rename this lipstick, it would
definitely be "Chillin' Like a Villan".
Imagine, like Plankton's evil laugh.
You know...
like it's just a... Mwah hah hah. With this lipstick
shade on, you just have to
use your diaphragram.
I feel like this is one of my go-to dark shades, I just loved it
enough for it to make it number two on this list
--not quite to number one, I feel like
number one might surprise you guys,
honestly
But before we get to number one, I have two
honorable mentions for you guys.
So honorable mention number one is the Kylie lip kit
in Ginger. I love how the Kylie Lip Kits smell,
they honestly smell like butterbeer to me,
I have a few Kylie Lip Kits,
just because I've tested so many of her makeups that I
just have a lot of that makeup. She has like, eyeshadows
and blushes, and eyeliners, and I still think that the
OG Kylie Lip Kit is her best product;
it's very matte, very long lasting,
I feel like it goes with a lot of things, I feel like its pretty
universally flattering.
To me, it's kind of like: if Pumpkin Spice were a lipstick
I feel like there's a stigma around Pumpkin Spice Lattes,
and I'm not saying I support Pumpkin Spice everything,
like I remember there was a meme going around of
Pumpkin Spice tampons, but I love a good Pumpkin
Spice Latte.
They taste amazing-- I don't
care about the stigma. I just felt like
the list might be incomplete with one Kylie Lip Kit.
Honorable mention number two: I don't think I could
this video without mentioning my favorite black
actually black darkest night lipstick,
because sometimes you just need to go all the way.
This is the Kat Von D Everlasting Liquid Lip, I believe its
called.
Yessss!
In witches. The
Kat Von D liquid lipsticks kind of smell like Crayola
Crayons, which doesn't deter me from wanting to chew
on them, somehow. Obviously, when you're going for a
black lipstick, they're all going to be the same color;
The reason I go for this one is Kat Von D's lipsticks are
definitely on the kind of more matte,
clinging side
Having like a true matte black lipstick
is just kind of sexier,
I wouldn't necessarily want a shiny, patent leather black lipstick
I like this kind of matte, Batmobile color.
Alright! On to number one! Before I tell you guys what
my number one favorite lipstick is,
I feel like I have to re-clarify, that these things are like
of the moment; I can't say it's going to be my favorite
lipstick forever, and it obviously there have been times before
where I had other number one favorite lipsticks
But I do love this lipstick enough to give it the number one slot.
It is the Urban Decay Vice Lipstick in Oblivion
It is a grey purply taupy color. This lipstick
was an accidental love, I remember going into Sephora
for a different Urban Decay Vice lipstick
swatching this one, getting kind of emotionally confused,
leaving Spehora, walking around for a while with the
swatch, and then just being like: "I need this color in my
life."
Coming back for it, and just like
"Yes. You're coming home with me."
The reason this got to be at the top of my list, besides
the fact that I was just drawn to it magnetically at
Sephora is because of how often I reach for this thing
This is just kind of another lipstick that just lives in my
bag
I take this everywhere, I feel like I can wear it with any type of
makeup look
It's still a cool color, although it's still an everyday color.
I really hope my application is doing it justice right now
because I've swatched so many things on my lips tonight
already, that my lips are kind of chapped and dying
It takes a couple of coats to get full coverage, but it's
just so wearable
I does have like a matte finish, but it's not super matte
I just-- I'm a big fan.
So those are my top ten favorite lipsticks of the moment
well, kind of top twelve because I snuck in
those two honorable mentions, so top twelve
favorite lipsticks of the moment.
I really hope you guys enjoyed that video
I hope you guys didn't mind too much when my
swatching decreased in quality, lipstick after lipstick
A day will come, when I make an entire
entire lipstick collection video,
and I'll show you guys, hopefully
my then-improved storage situation
like, I sort of want those things that help the lipsticks
stand up by themselves
but then I would just kind of need bleachers of lipsticks,
you know, I would kind of need stairs of those...
But I hope you guys liked that anyway
I'm glad I could share part of my lipstick addiction with you guys
I would love to hear more about your favorite lipsticks
I don't need to be enabled, necessarily, but I just like to know
you know, I feel like I just like to know what's in your
makeup bags, so just let me know if you guys have an
absolute lipstick, that I should know about, and yeah.
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