HIME HERBERT: Ky's super awesome, obviously, because he
let us stay at his house.
HARVEY FOSTER: You've blown it with that answer!
HIME HERBERT: What are you talking about?
HARVEY FOSTER: Ky's sick because we
can stay at his place?
HIME HERBERT: Well, if you guys rolled
into my parents' town--
HARVEY FOSTER: That's the worst answer
I've ever heard, ever.
HIME HERBERT: My parents would never let you
stay at their house.
HARVEY FOSTER: That was bad.
Cut.
MALE SPEAKER: Ky's sick because we
can stay at his house?
HIME HERBERT: Ky, you know what I mean, right?
KYNAN TAIT: What if I didn't let you stay at the house?
HIME HERBERT: I would still be grateful for your company,
because I think you're an awesome guy.
KYNAN TAIT: OK.
MALE SPEAKER: Little twist, eh, Patrick?
HIME HERBERT: Ky, you could stay at my
house anytime you want--
the whole kit.
KYNAN TAIT: My parents and my little brother moved to Lareto
a few years ago.
I think for me it's the perfect mix of Mexico.
It's just touristy enough for me where most of the people in
the shops speak enough English where you can get by not
speaking any Spanish.
And it's a well-kept city, it's very quaint.
I love the landscape down there and I love the culture.
I like how laid back it is and their common disregard for
time and the whole way that Westerners live their life.
So Lareto's kind of the perfect mix,
like Southern Baja--
still Mexican, but still enough tourist amenities to
keep a Westerner happy.
BRUCE WILLIAMS: Ready?
KEEGAN SAUDER: Yep.
BRUCE WILLIAMS: OK, this way.
I'm Bruce.
KEEGAN SAUDER: Bruce, Keegan.
BRUCE WILLIAMS: How you doing?
MALE SPEAKER: What does your brother do?
KYNAN TAIT: He's now a scuba dive instructor, so he's
traveling a lot, too.
He was living in Singapore, now he's living in Mexico.
HEATH KIRCHART: Look at that bird.
Spread out.
Hey Keegan, we need a hero shot for the video.
BRUCE WILLIAMS: So they're about 600 pounds or so and
they get a little bit noisy.
We'll be pretty close to them in the water.
You shouldn't be afraid though, they're curious.
They're kind of used to people being around them now.
KYNAN TAIT: One of those spiny things?
You can touch them?
Like, they're not--
I have no interest in what's going on under the water.
And just the feeling of breathing underwater freaks
the hell out of me.
And I don't care to look at the fish down there.
HEATH KIRCHART: Toys.
KYNAN TAIT: And see these weird alien-looking fish.
Nothing about that excites me too much.
HEATH KIRCHART: Ew, it's got worms crawling
out of it over here.
BRUCE WILLIAMS: That's called a brittle star.
KYNAN TAIT: Touch the middle part of him, he's all soft.
HEATH KIRCHART: Oh, is he?
KEEGAN SAUDER: See?
You can feel it sucking on your hand, the middle part.
BRUCE WILLIAMS: Well, I can tell already after seeing all
of you in the water that none of you are going to sink.
Because you have a positive attitude and a buoyant
personality.
BRUCE WILLIAMS: That's what you want.
The ideal situation.
KEEGAN SAUDER: Now we're coming.
That one hurt a bit.
HEATH KIRCHART: I want in!
I can't do it.
Good luck getting in.
BRUCE WILLIAMS: Come on, have another cigarette.
HEATH KIRCHART: Kick!
Kick!
BRUCE WILLIAMS: And your impression at this time?
HIME HERBERT: I'm sweating like a baked ham.
MALE SPEAKER: Was it you that was asking for
a temperature increase?
HIME HERBERT: Yeah, I was asking for
a temperature increases.
Now I would like a temperature decrease.
Just maybe five or six degrees.
BILL BRYANT: Blowing a fuse.
ARTO SAARI: I have a brake light, but I don't have
running lights or a headlight.
It would kind of suck driving at night with no headlight and
sunglasses on.
And couldn't be bothered putting the goggles on because
they don't fit without a helmet.
So I have to just follow these guys just to try to stay as
close as possible to make sure that I see where the road is.
BILL BRYANT: Here's that.
HIME HERBERT: Oh God, my hands are dirty!
[BURPS]
Banana, V-8, coffee.
That's delicious.