- Swifty all day.
- I can jump higher.
- This is just a lie.
(panelists laughing)
We jump the same height.
- Prove it right now.
Hey, what's up?
We're with 17.
We're the cast of "Cobra Kai"
and we're hot and ready for the game of Superlatives.
- Yeah Tanner,
actually did dancing.
- Dance.
You dance, right?
Yeah, Uh.
- Ha ha!
He's like, Yeah.
I did.
- Specifically, Tap dance
is my favorite.
- Wait, we should do a Tap number.
I did not know this about you.
- [Tanner] You Tap?
- Yeah!
- [Tanner] I've been Tapping since I've been five.
- Hey yo, What?
- Big Five?
(laughing)
- Hey, hey.
- Probably better than me.
You know, Thomas,
um, also
Tap dances?
- [Tanner] Yeah, so does Ralph.
- Oh, I heard Ralph does, too.
- Why does everyone Tap dance?
- I didn't start Tapping until I was like,
- Oh, my God.
Everyone with their Sensei's, do a tap number.
- [Tanner] Ah, ha, ha, ha!
- Ha, ha, ha, ha!
- Mary.
- Ha, ha, ha!
- We were texting in between interviews.
- Oh, ho
ho, ho. Snap.
Oo, you're getting called out!
- I'd probably say Jacob and Gianni.
(head nodding)
- I'd say Jake and Gianni, too.
The binary brothers.
- [Mary] Binary brothers!
- Aaa, boo, boo.
- They're always trolling. And, they're never serious.
Like, it's really hard to tell when anyone in this cast
is serious.
- Jacob constantly just tries to make me break
in between takes
like, uh,
we were just recently filming something,
and he just kept jabbing the side
of
my body.
Right by my Pancreas,
My non-function Pancreas.
I was just like,
man, this is a serious thing.
- [Jacob] Well, it's not like he needs it.
So, it's totally harmless.
- No, I don't need it.
- [Jacob] I'm just poking him. See if I can wake it up.
Ya, know, just trying to help him out.
- Tanner.
- Peyton.
- [Jacob] Ah, ha, ha, ha!
- Ha, ha, ha, ha!
- [Jacob] I like, Can I have my one Tanner selfie story?
It's like, "It's Tanner".
- [Mary] Ah, ha, ha, ha!
- [Peyton] Ha, ha, ha!
- [Mary] What's hilarious is Tanner, like,
if you look at his social media,
like, literally, never has a selfie.
- [Jacob] I would, I would cast my vote for Peyton.
- [Mary] It's definitely, Peyton.
- [Tanner] I'd say Peyton.
- [Peyton] Mary. I would say,
I would say
you take beautiful selfies.
But, you don't, you don't take that many selfies,
which is
really a shame.
Because, we want more.
- [Mary] Who's you?
Who you talking to,
Gianni?
- No. Mary.
- [Peyton] No, no, I'm talking to you, Mary.
- [Mary] Ah, ha, ha.
- [Jacob] I don't if I,
I don't know have good fashion sense.
But, I like Sholos.
So, I would say Sholos.
But, I don't know if that's,
ha, ha.
- [Xolo] You're like, I don't know if it's good,
per se.
- [Tanner] Ah, ha, ha!
- [Jacob] Ha, ha!
- [Mary] I would say Peyton.
Or, I would say Tanner's style,
like, starting this year.
- [Tanner] Whoa!
What a back handed compliment.
- [Mary] Your pants, literally,
had such big holes in them.
That, they were not pants, anymore.
- That plaid suit you wore,
was, was really cute.
I feel like you've been,
you've been stepping up your style game.
- [Gianni] Hell yeah.
I've been dying for a plaid suit this whole time.
I actually just went out and bought a bunch of sweaters
for the holiday season
So,
- Aww.
- Get ready for something totally...
- Are we ready?
- [Xolo] Gianni.
- [Jacob] Ah, ha, ha, ha!
- [Gianni] I'm a lady killer.
- [Mary] If you go by like, like,
kindergarten flirting where you just like,
push people,
and, like,
pinch them,
- Ha, ha, ha!
and, like, say mean things to them
Ha, ha.
- [Xolo] You have the same exact type of,
you're always like,
flinching everybody.
What? Are you kidding?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Everyone!
- [Mary] You're like freaking out.
- [Xolo] It takes one to know one, I guess.
- [Jacob] I said Gianni.
(head nodding)
- Gianni.
- [Gianni] Shh, geez.
Man, this is a good day to be me.
I got fashion sense
and I'm nice.
- [Jacob] Ah, ha, ha, ha!
- [Gianni] Hell, yeah.
- [Xolo] And, he's a lady killer,
so, ladies, don't even try it.
- [Gianni] And, I'm a lady killer.
Uh, no.
Thank you.
Nah, I, I would say,
Tanner too, though.
You, know.
He's really nice.
- What, what drew us into this?
- [Mary] I don't.
My reputation.
- [Gianni] Oh no.
I'm sorry.
Tanner's an ass.
- [Tanner] Yeah, there we go.
- [Gianni] Okay, good, good.
I got cha' buddy.
- Oh, Jacob and Xolo.
- You guys, you made chicken liver,
at one point.
- Ha, ha. Xolo, like, yeah.
I made chicken livers once.
Ha, ha.
- Hey, it was so good, though.
- [Xolo] It's a testament
to how good my god damn chicken livers are.
- Ha, ha, ha, ha!
- They were so good, I want more.
- [Jacob] I remember,
there, there were
two iterations
of the chicken liver.
There was,
- [Xolo] The first time,
was not good.
- [Jacob] The first time,
was not good.
- But, the second time...
- [Xolo] The second time...
- [Jacob] The second time was really good.
- [Gianni] It melted. It was amazing.
- [Xolo] I feel like I've heard a good advice
from every single one you people
in this,
in this, ah,
Zoom.
Everyone pretty,
everyone has their moments,
But, there's also people who I'm like,
I would not go to that person for this type of advice.
- [Mary] Ah, ha, ha, ha!
- [Jacob] Ah, ha, ha!
- [Xolo] For everyone here.
And, I'm sure they can say the same about me.
- [Mary] I don't know. I have a hard time going,
going to anybody for,
for relationship advice.
I think. Cause I'm constantly like,
I don't know,
nervous that then they'll, they'll tease me for it.
Knowing this,
this group of people.
I feel like my love advice is also usually, like,
am I being crazy by being upset that like,
they haven't responded to this one text?
Like, should I, should I,
be worried. Do they hate me?
They probably hate me, right?
At that point,
all of them would just be like,
Shut up.
- [Xolo] Well, It's, it's not even a advice.
It's just like,
you figured out the problem as your...
- [Jacob] You just need to bounce it off of someone
til' they can be like,
yep, nope,
that's it, that's it, that's it. Yeah.
- You come to us once you've figure it out.
You're like,
so, by the way guys,
this is what's going on.
I figured it out all alone,
um, all by myself
and you guys have to deal with it.
- [Mary] Ha, ha.
And, you guys are like,
uh, that was terrible.
Why did she do that?
She would've, would've
been so much better if she just
come to us for advice.
- [Gianni] Tanner.
- [Mary] Jacob, right?
- [Jacob] I'd say, between...
- [Gianni] You and Tanner, Jacob.
Both of you.
- Obviously, Jacob.
- [Jacob] I jump higher.
- [Tanner] This is a lie.
- Ah, ha.
- [Gianni] Prove it right now.
- [Tanner] We are the same height.
- [Gianni] Prove it right now.
- [Tanner] Ah, ha, ha, ha.
- [Mary] I feel like Jacob, is like,
just like, innately athletic at a lot of different things.
And, I feel like Tanner is more like,
fluid.
Like, I don't know.
Like, I feel like, you,
I can see, like, your dance and gymnastics background
and everything that you
do,
like, I feel like it's...
- [Jacob] I definitely do not have a dance
or a gymnastics background.
- [Xolo] Yeah, I see your tap dancing,
when you bench press.
- [Jacob] Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
- Mary,
- [Tanner] Mary.
- [Jacob] I'd say, uh, when
- Curly girl.
- [Jacob] When Xolo's has his long hair,
it's almost almost as good as mine.
So, I would say Xolo's.
- [Xolo] Ah, ha, ha, ha!
Yeah. I like, I like my...
- I was thinking today.
- [Mary] I would vote Xolo or Tanner.
- [Tanner] I'd say Mary.
- Mary's got the curly girl method.
- [Gianni] Yeah.
Mary, you got long, long flowing hair.
- [Xolo] Ah, ha, ha.
Gianni.
Long, long...
- [Mary] You have...
- It's Long.
- [Gianni] It's like...
- [Jacob] And then, he's like,
you're hair is long.
I like it.
- [Jacob] Ah, ha,
ha, ha, ha, ha.
- [Jacob] Oh yeah. I guess that's true,
if you count all my tats and stuff,
I thought you were making a joke.
- You know what's sad?
It's sad that your tats and your lips
and everything,
that goes into making the Hawk.
Probably, takes as long as it takes
for me to become myself.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
- [Mary] Ha, ha, ha, ha.
- [Gianni] Wait, how long does it take to,
like, do both the hair and the tattoos and the lip?
- [Jacob] If I have to do everything,
my, uh,
make-up,
like, just my face,
will probably take like about 25 minutes.
The back tat is more like 30 to 45.
And, then, the chest tat
is, like, 15 minutes.
And, then, the Mohawk,
when it was really big,
was probably like just under an hour.
- Gianni.
- [Jacob] Whahhhhh!
- [Gianni] Come on, man!
I knew it too.
Yeah. It's true.
Dude, I got disproportionate limbs.
I'm gangli.
Uh, uh, see,
I'm not a smart nerd, though.
I'm all the bad part, of a nerd.
- [Jacob] But, you're skwooshy, man.
You, you make up what you lack in,
in awkward or I don't even know.
You make make up for all that skwooshy-ness.
(laughing)
- [Gianni] Thanks, man.
I appreciate that.
I love that.
- No, Gianni.
I think you're intentionally awkward.
Let me explain.
- [Gianni] Yeah, yeah.
What's your theory?
- No, no.
It's like you're intentionally awkward.
- [Xolo] No. Is that your bit, right?
That's your like that's your comedy,
is that, like...
- [Jacob] Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
- [Gianni] It's a long running bit, guys.
- [Jacob] You're trying that, right?
Oh, you're not.
Oh.
Okay, I...
- [Gianni] It's this character I'm work shopping...
- [Tanner] Is awkward.
- [Jacob] Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
- [Gianni] Okay!
Listen here,
you little toe tapper.
- [Jacob] Ah, ha, ha, ha!
- [Tanner] Ha, ha, ha, ha.
- It's true.
- How's a Diet Coke?
- Oh, Yeah.
Always has a Diet Coke.
(head nodding)
- [Tanner] Has a Diet Coke.
- [Gianni] Yeah, I just sent Jacob
a picture of my fridge,
It's literally just a case of diet Coke and, uh,
Uncrushable.
(head nodding)
- Ha, ha, ha.
- [Gianni] I'm here for two weeks.
- [Mary] The essentials
- [Jacob] Be without lady.
- [Gianni] Not have diabetes.
- [Jacob] Whaaaaa, ha, ha, ha.
- [Mary] Ha, ha, ha.
- [Jacob] Ha, ha, ha, ha.
That's way better. That's way better.
- [Mary] Ha,
No! Ha, ha, ha, ha.
- [Gianni] What, in the..
- [Mary] Gianni, said,
Don't bother looking for a cure.
- [Tanner] Ha, ha, ha.
- [Mary] They won't have it anyway.
- C'mon, man.
We gotta to be at peace with our depression.
Come on.
I'm with you.
- [Tanner] God. Ha, ha, ha.
- [Gianni] If it makes you feel better,
you're better at diabetes than me.
- [Tanner] Providing snacks.
- [Mary] Ah, ha, ha, ha.
- [Jacob] Ha, ha, ha, ha.
- [Gianni] It's partying.
- [Xolo] Oh, good tunes in the car, too.
- [Jacob] Oh yeah.
Peyton is, uh,
Peyton, is probably the best person you can give the aux to.
- [Tanner] Swifty, all day.
- [Gianni] Dreamy.
- Oh, what? Just me? Okay.
- [Mary] I, ah,
I would say Tanner is so not what you would expect.
- [Tanner] I'll take it.
- [Jacob] Xolo can't, uh, do, uh,
a leg sweep.
- [Mary] Ah, ha, ha.
- [Tanner] Oh,
In all his Karate movies,
Can't keep up.
Can't leg sweep.
- [Mary] No, he cannot sweep a leg.
- [Gianni] One handed pushups.
- [Jacob] Xolo, cannot do a back roll.
- [Xolo] Ha, ha, ha.
Xolo, can't do Karate!
- [Tanner] Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I won a championship.
I want tournament, okay?
- [Gianni] Oh, cowboy hats.
- [Xolo] Pokemon.
- [Tanner] Pokemon.
- [Mary] Board shorts.
His traditional pants.
- [Tanner] Board shorts is a good one.
- [Mary] Ha, ha.
- [Jacob] Board shorts? That is a good one.
- [Mary] Board shorts.
- [Mary] Bye. Thank you so much!
(waving)
- Bye!
(waving)
- [Xolo] Peace.
- [Mary] (indistinct)
- [Jacob] I'm clapping.
(laughing)