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Darth Vader has to offer death battle
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Darth Vader a long time ago in a galaxy
far far away
this mass murder was one of the most
dangerous and respected killers among
the stars nobody stood a chance he was a
force to be reckoned with
but before he was a Dark Lord of the
Sith
he was Anakin Skywalker an innocent
child sold the slavery on the harsh
desert planet of Tatooine Anakin was a
prodigy mechanic a prodigy podracer and
a prodigy Jedi
so I'd say to the junk dealer who bought
him got a pretty sweet deal you know
apart from the whole ownership of people
thing well despite being a slave life
wasn't all that bad for Anakin he had a
good home plenty of friends enough free
time to build robots and podracers and
had a caring mother who never did any
slave work herself lazy [ __ ] boom then
liam neeson showed up and measured his
power level to find out that this kid
was the chosen one destined to do
something great that would bring balance
to the all-powerful force whatever the
[ __ ] that means
freed from slavery anakin grew into an
extremely powerful jedi capable of
moving starships and crushing buildings
with just his mind he quickly rose
through the ranks of the Jedi Order to
the very top and led the legendary 501st
legion in the galaxy-wide Clone Wars he
also grew and do really arrogant and
whiny douchebag it's all Hobie ones
fault he's holding me back naturally
curious to an extreme the vast potential
of the force was in toxic
to Anakin unable to accept Lawson pain
he sought new powers to fix his problems
after a premonition of his pregnant
White's death and it can decided he had
no choice but to turn to the dark side
of the force for answers
you shall be no Veda
despite being trained in the Jedi his
pacifism
Anakin learned he was really freaking
good at killing people and murdered
nearly the entire Jedi Order his
punishment a tearful breakup with his
old master obi-wan and a leisurely dip
in molten lava after some pretty intense
reconstructive surgery he was rebuilt as
the black-cloaked Lord of the Sith Darth
Vader
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if there was anything you hated about
Hannigan before don't worry
Vader is nothing like that little
prequel [ __ ] he's a badass through and
through and has one of the coolest
voices of all time the ability to
destroy a planet is insignificant next
to the power of the force I find your
lack of faith disturbing
but that the dark side truly make Vader
more powerful than Anakin's find out in
the full episode on July 1st and come
back next week as Vader's opponent aches
the stage none other than Marvel Comics
Doctor Doom thanks for watchin
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