Nice place, huh? I've seen better.
What is it, Daddy? Wait, wait, wait.
Northam Robotics Household Model NDR114, serial number five eight three six two
five. Would you care to hear the Three Laws of
Robotics, said to be a most entertaining presentation? Okay, sure.
Will you step back, sir, to maximize presentation? Right.
[Loud music].
First law of robotics: a robot may
not injure a human being or through inaction cause a human being to come to
harm ; second law: a robot must obey all human orders except where those
orders come in conflict with the first law; third law: a robot must protect iself
as long as doing so does not conflict with the first two laws.
Andrew, don't ever do that again. Of course not, sir, it is at one time only.