Alphys: I got past the door!
Alphys: Oh my god, he's on the floor and-
Alphys: Mettaton, are you-
Alphys: Oh, thank god, he just ran out of batteries, he should be fine, and-
Alphys: Oh, human, hi!
Alphys: I suppose that I-
Alphys: Should explain just why-
I'm sorry, I thought we could be pals
Alphys: If I just put myself in your life!
Alphys: You understand, right?
Alphys: If my friend were gone
Alphys: I'm not sure that I could live without Mettaton...
Alphys: N-no problem, you know?
Alphys: He's a robot, so...........
Alphys: I could build another if you messed him up,
Alphys: Just like I mess things up, I always mess things up, I'm...
Alphys: I'm garbage! I'm a screwup!
Alphys: I've always been a screwup, always be a screwup!
Alphys: I'll never be able to impress Asgore, or Undyne, or you, or...
Undyne: Undyne do what?
Alphys: Undyne! Hi!
Undyne: Whoa! Were you on a date?
Alphys: Well... Yes!
Alphys: I mean, noooooo...
Alphys: I Mean, I was... Picturing a date...
Alphys: With you...
Alphys: Romantically in my head...
Undyne: WHAT?
Alphys: I MEAN!!!
Alphys: I mean...
Alphys: Undyne... I...
Alphys: I've been lying to you!
Alphys (singing): I have been lying about everything
Alphys (singing): Seaweed's not important,
Alphys (singing): I just put it in ice cream
Alphys (singing): And the books I said
Alphys (singing): were human history
Alphys (singing): They are just comic books
Alphys (singing): For big nerds like me
Alphys (singing): The history movies
Alphys (singing): You base your whole way
Alphys (singing): Of living and fighting on
Alphys (singing): They're just anime
Alphys (singing): They're not real, and I want to say I
Alphys (singing): Just slack off and eat yogurt
Alphys (singing): Sitting in my PJs
Undyne: Alphys.
Alphys: I... I just wanted to impress you!
Alphys: I just wanted you to think i was cool.
Alphys: That I wasn't some... nerdy loser.
Undyne: Alphys.
Alphys: I just... I think you're really great, okay?
Undyne: Alphys.
Undyne: Shhhh.
Undyne: Shhhhhh.
Undyne (singing): Stop saying all that junk
Undyne (singing): I do think your neat
Undyne (singing): Most of what you said
Undyne (singing): Doesn't matter to me
Undyne (singing): All of the things you watch
Undyne (singing): Are just nerdy crap
Undyne (singing): But you have passion
Undyne (singing): And I care about that
Undyne (singing): It doesn't matter what it is,
Undyne (singing): You care!
Undyne (singing): With all your strength and power!
Alphys (singing): Oh my god my hair...
Undyne (singing): You do not have to lie to me anymore
Undyne (singing): I'll help you be happy
Undyne (singing): With the person you are!
Alphys (singing): Undyne, do you really mean it?
Undyne (singing): You bet you do! Now don't be scared!
Undyne (singing): Be prepared!
Undyne: For your training regimen!
Papyrus: GET THOSE BONES SHAKING!
Papyrus: LETS JOG A HUNDRED LAPS
Papyrus: AROUND THE THEATER,
Papyrus: HOOTING ABOUT
Papyrus: HOW GREAT WE ARE!
Undyne: Ready?
Undyne: I'm about to start the timer!
Alphys: U-Undyne...
Alphys: Thank you!
Alphys and Papyrus: Hep, hep, hep, hep, hep, hep, hep, hep, hep (many "hep's")
Undyne: OH MY GOD!!!
Undyne: She was kidding, right?!
Undyne: Those cartoons...
Undyne: Those comics...
Undyne: Those are still real, right?!
Undyne: Anime's real, right?!?!
Undyne: ANIME'S REAL, RIGHT?!?!
Alphys and Papyrus: Hep, hep, hep, hep, hep, hep, hep, hep, hep, hep
Papyrus: NINETY-NINE MORE TO GO!
Alphys: Hep
Alphys: Can we... take a break... maybe?
Papyrus: SURE AS LONG AS YOU'RE THE ONE
Papyrus: TAKING BREAKS AND I'M NOT!
Undyne: You take good care of Alphys, human!
Undyne: She deserves it!
Alphys: Phew... I haven't had...
Alphys: That much exercise...
Alphys: Ever...
Alphys: Human.
Alphys: There's somthing I need you to see.
Alphys (singing): I know you heard Undyne said
Alphys (singing): I do not need to lie
Alphys (singing): So I won't today
Alphys (singing): I've done more than enough lying
Alphys (singing): I'm tired of trying it anyway
Alphys (singing): Undyne showed lots of concern
Alphys (singing): Telling me I deserved
Alphys (singing): A happy life
Alphys (singing): If she knew the things I did
Alphys (singing): She would't like me, kid
Alphys (singing): Not my fish wife
Alphys: Don't tell her I said that!
Alphys (singing): So step this way
Alphys (singing): Like in anime
Alphys (singing): 'Cause I trust you
Alphys (singing): Do what you need to
Alphys (singing): Do with my secret
Alphys (singing): Dangit, Alphys, quit it!
Alphys (singing): Stop that dismay
Alphys (singing): Come on, this way.......
[Undertale noises]
[The song that plays while showing the Patreons]