- What up, LaMace fam!
I'm Tucker and this fat-ass here is my wife, Madison.
- Tucker, I'm pregnant.
- 10 Seconds into the video and you already got Tucked!
- Hey parents, the caterers are here.
- Oh, sorry.
I always forget about you.
- Who?
- Me.
- Oh God.
Oh, sorry.
What are you like, a cousin or something?
- I'm your daughter.
- What?
- Anyway, we are so excited for our new baby,
because we seem to have lost track of our old one.
- [Both] Welcome to the new LaMace baby gender reveal!
(uplifting pop music)
- Now, a gender reveal is when you find out
if you're having a baby boy or a disappoint.
- Tucker, we'll be happy either way.
Just as long as the video goes viral.
- Oh babe, we're going to go so viral.
I'm gonna have to call every woman I've ever slept with.
- I thought you were a virgin when we met.
- Doesn't count if you apologize to God.
- Hmm?
- [Camera person] What are you working on?
Is that a baby shower game?
- Oh no, I'm conducting interviews today.
- [Camera person] Are you trying to find new parents?
- Well, no, not for me.
Ever since I released my baby sister
in hopes of giving her a better life,
I've taken it upon myself to find a new home
for any baby entering the household.
It is my calling.
You're free to escape and go live your life.
(crying)
No, I can't leave.
They'll come looking for me.
Go be free.
So today I'm going to be finding a suitable new home
for my unborn baby sibling.
- [Camera person] And your mom is okay with that?
- If Madison didn't look down,
she wouldn't even know she was having another kid.
- Hey, little girl,
have you seen my glass of champagne anywhere?
- Mom, pregnant!
- Oh, gosh.
I keep forgetting about this damn thing, huh?
I'm going to have some vodka.
- Don't have vodka!
- [Madison] Zero calories.
We thought of it first, I'm telling you.
But what we ended up with was if it's a girl, Gaselynn,
and if it's a boy, Vaxynn.
- Like gasoline and vaccine?
- Oh no, we don't believe in vaccines.
- She said what?
No, I'm a hundred percent vaccinated.
Mom wouldn't know that.
She doesn't go to my doctor's appointments.
Sometimes the Uber driver's nice enough to go in with me.
- So she is O positive,
and based off of our last visit,
she might be slightly anemic,
so Dr. Kinney has recommended that
she increase her iron intake.
- This is going to be the most lit
gender reveal of all time!
And no, I'm not going to start a wildfire or anything,
because Tucker LaMace doesn't like
to do the same thing twice.
Here are the blueprints.
First, I'm going to have my best friend Dale
and my twin brother (Beep)er LaMace
dressed as babies in an airplane.
I'm a big baby!
I'm an even bigger baby!
What, adults dressed as babies?
That's hilarious.
Then they're going to get in a fight.
(imitating punching)
Karate chop, kick, kick.
(imitating punching)
Kick!
And the winner will then skydive out of the plane,
deploying a pink or blue parachute.
Then when they hit the ground,
confetti cannons will be triggered and go off,
and everyone's going to lose their freaking mind
and be like "Tucker, you're a genius!"
Now you're probably wondering,
"Tucker, isn't this a little dangerous,
"skydiving out of a plane?"
Well, I've thought about it beforehand.
Don't worry.
I have personally packed these parachutes myself.
Finally, Tucker LaMace is going to trend
for something other than getting his penis stuck
in a blood pressure machine at a CVS.
- Very good, and say, for instance,
the child turns out to be cute.
Will you be taking videos?
Using their image without their consent?
- Yeah, we definitely want to make videos of our baby
to show friends and family.
- This interview is over.
- I mean, will you be calling us to let us know?
- Absolutely not.
- Okay, so it wasn't actually my wee-wee that got stuck.
It was my arm.
But can you imagine if I had a thick old bomber of a dong?
Oh, man.
Baby, here we go!
(engine roaring)
- I'm Tucker's twin brother, (Beep)er!
My name's (Beep)er LaMace!
- Oh, man, they're so wasted.
I replaced their vape juice with cough syrup.
- Tucker how could you?
You guys are ruining my gender reveal!
- Babe, what?
There's nothing wrong with a guy tucking his buddies.
Tuck, tuck, tuck, tuck!
- Tucker!
- Sorry.
Tuck.
- We know you've set your baby sister Ivy free.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- We think you did right by your sister,
and we promise to take good care of this one.
- Okay.
- And we know that your situation isn't the best.
- No, they pushed me down the stairs for their video,
Baby Falls Down Stairs.
- Oh, I've seen that one.
- What?
- You baby!
- Bro, I'm like not even a baby.
You're a baby.
- Oh yeah?
That's what a baby would say.
- Fat-ass, I'm going to spank you.
(screaming)
- [(Beep)er] I'm (Beep)er LaMace!
- Oh my god!
Are they supposed to be falling like that?
- [(Beep)er] Oh, I can see my house!
(screaming)
- No.
- What if the parachutes don't work?
- They're going to work.
I packed them myself. (screaming)
I have personally packed these parachutes myself,
myself, myself, myself.
Am I Tucking me right now?
- This is so exciting.
- We'd be happy to welcome you into our home as well,
if you'd like.
- I don't know.
- Or we can help get you emancipated.
- I'm already emaciated.
- Oh no, no, emancipated.
(screaming)
- That sounds--
(dramatic music)
(screaming)
Okay, I'll come live with you!
- Oh, that's so great!
Wonderful!
My husband's pulling the car around.
Oh, sweetie, we promise to take care of you,
because we love--
(screaming)
- Oh my god!
My new mom!
(exploding)
- It's a boy!
- Why are you excited to have a little penis in you?
- Don't worry, I'm used to it.
- Don't tell them I have a little penis.
- You just got Madded, ha ha!
Madded, Madded, Madded, Madded, Madded, Madded,
Madded!
We're having a boy!
Yay, Vaxynn!
Who are you?
- Oh, here they are!
This is going to be sick.
(laughing)
- I am death incarnate.
You have woken something in me
that I can not get rid of.
You cannot unring this bell mother,
and ask not for whom the bell tolls.
It tolls for thee.
I know not whether I will succeed as a child,
or as an estranged adult,
but just know that your death will be swift.
It will be cold.
It will be a shock and it will hurt.
- I'm ready.
(slapping)
(laughing)
- [Tucker] What the (beep).