I cannot actually believe this,
I'm missing David Tunley's gig, Michelle.
And all because of that miniature motherfucker.
I swear, if you say motherfucker one more time.
What's wrong with you?
This is your fault.
Why's it my fault?
You're the one who threatened a first year,
you're the one who gave Jenny Joyce the finger.
I'm desperate now, this is agony.
Can you please stop crying in my face
for five fucking minutes, James.
I feel awful, I think my body's gone into
starvation mode, I think it's starting to shut down.
For Christ's sake Clare,
you've just basically skipped lunch.
Orla, that better not be what I think it is,
you better not have bought my diary to school.
I had to, I'm doing my book report on it.
Give it to me. No.
What's goin' on there, girls?
She has my diary, Sister and she won't give it back.
I'll take that.
Sit down.
Mr. Maguire, you have been warned,
do not ask me again.
This is disgraceful, I should have access to a lavatory
what about my civil rights.
Corner.
And you, give that here.
Sister.
Now.
Shouldn't you put that in the confiscated box.
Quiet.
Really.
What am I gonna do, Erin, that colour's been discontinued.
This is torture.
Michelle, I can't hold it in any longer.
What part of me not giving a flying fuck
are you struggling with, exactly?
Oh look, your boring fucking diary sent her to sleep.
I'm taking my lipstick back.
Michelle, you can't do that it's stealing.
She stole it first.
Michelle, don't.
Oh, God.
Jesus, that's disgusting, stop it.
That's English for you, fucking savages.
Don't look at me like that, Erin,
you'll get your two pound back.
But will you ever get your self-respect back, Clare?
Right, if I leave now I might still catch David.
What if Sister Declan wakes up.
It's funny how she sleeps with
her eyes wide open, isn't it.
What?
Sweet suffering Jehovah.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, please.
What?
Erm, I just wanted to say that, uh, I um,
I ordered a tea, you brought me a coke
and that's not acceptable.
But you drank the coke.
That's not the point.
And your service has been nothing short of appalling,
your attitude is worse, it's simply not good enough.
I'll err, I'll bring you a tea.
You do that.
I'm sorry.
I got a bit of bad news today,
I haven't really been able to focus,
been a bit distracted maybe,
I'm sorry, I'll just clear these.
No, no, no, no, ignore all that.
I'll bring you your tea right away, Sir.
Well there was absolutely no need for that.
Jesus, Jerry.
Harsh.
Awful.
Poor girl.
Aye, I can't believe you did that, Daddy.
I, you asked me to,
how could I have known?
Will you all just stop looking at me.