watch this guy's super Dino - ok ok I'll
come down there someday oh yeah yeah
yeah actually it's better better I'll
come up there I'll come up there and
then we'll do the rest of the fight up
there
good good thinking oh damn you're gonna
good idea let's just do the refresh the
fight down here we'll all stay down here
and then yeah just wait this way when
I'm done shopping in the station you are
gonna be in a world of hope but just
wait when I'm done cooking this food
it's gonna be
hey give that back I'm saying that
alright I'll take it from here thank you
oh my god oh my god you just hate that
one oh I will simply utilize my rolling
dodge technique this foul beast has no
understanding of this concept oh [ __ ]
you all [ __ ] ain't done with you yet
get over it good you go get off that
tree oh oh oh
listen I will now allow you to go back
on the truth okay alright t-rex uptaking
don't worry about this stuff
I think it's a nice dinosaur you got me
a little present or something what is
that what o parrot owed this guy sucks
even I can be parrot oh you know how
enough normal video games are 2 minute
boss fight you can feel like it's 20
minutes long well in this game they're
actually 20 minute long boss fights its
unless you fight a dragon and there's a
time limit look at this game when I
first started the fight it was daytime
now it's nighttime
it's still going Jesus Christ Here I am
against the final boss it's a rock you
fight a rock for the final boss
oh yeah I think I'm gonna give up after
that one guys you know it's it's fun
game but it's just too hard for me
honestly just too hard you need a lot of
patience to actually play this I think
come on big [ __ ] I'm gonna win this
wait was that oh okay oh well see I
learned a valuable lesson I learned that
he had to move that one shot kills you
but also the hitbox is bigger than the
entire level that's valuable information
hey what's that guy doing oh he's going
up there
oh then he can jump off and do the air
attack that's a good idea
put me down put me down right now yeah
that's what I thought
hey hey least I'm still alive
right shoot shoot I did it I beat anyone
I'd be the master huh what what is he
doing
no no I have to loot the corpse till I
have to get the bones let me get this
stuff god damn it come on yeah you run
away now
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oh my god I'm nothing
give me the house [ __ ] give it up I'll
make an omelet for breakfast now that's
two of them now there's two of that guy
fighting me at the same time this is
what the [ __ ] oh good t-rex is here now
- this is how to make a video game okay
just fight all I'm just gonna make some
bacon instead don't try it
I hold the high ground what the [ __ ] did
you do oh I marked out all right wait I
have to use I have to utilize my ghillie
suit by on utilizing the ghillie suit
you can hide for monsters in plain sight
thus giving you time to sharpen wake up
wake up get out of the stun keep out of
this burn get out of fun this game
[ __ ] sucks dick
this this is the greatest video game
ever created that's a good move dinosaur
if I with the [ __ ] round you stupid
piece of [ __ ] then this is probably the
worst video game that I've ever played
this is the best video game that I have
played yet come on get up it's
comfortable
not so fast e please what is this what
is it okay I can't walk I can't walk
after a [ __ ] oh okay okay okay it's
gonna work this time
Bunji I'm like a [ __ ] toy watch this
watch this this game is broken
Wow that's the first time this fight is
going on for so long that the monster
fell asleep during the fight let's wake
him up he's doing the one chatty
I'm still life and so on this I beat the
kidding
I beat Master Hunter it's over yes you
know it took 40 years there's another
one what
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here we go again
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