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- [Together] Yay!
- Welcome to The Presidential Twitter Library,
do you know what Twitter is?
- It's like Facebook but for younger.
- That's wrong - Facebook but for cool people
So, this, this is an actual, life-sized replica
of President Trump's hands,
yeah, see, they're even smaller than
a typical child's hands.
- [Man] See, you guys have presidential hands.
- We have some rules here at The Twitter Library,
one general rule is no touching,
unless you're a star, then you can do it.
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Okay, so, this is the Trump Nickname Generator,
President Trump has nicknames for all of his friends.
So, here President Trump can actually
give you nicknames as well.
Who wants to go first?
- Me! - You.
So go ahead, and you put in your first name right here.
What does yours say?
- Low I-Q Blake. - Low I-Q Blake,cool nickname!
So, cool.
(inaudible children whispering)
No, President Trump gets to choose them,
you don't get to choose them.
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All right, this is the golden throne,
this is what we imagine President Trump
actually does when he Tweets.
See, he's always got a very special relationship with women.
It sounds like there's a little aggression,
but you can tell by the way he's touching his daughter
he loves women.
- [Child] Yeah.
- (siren) [Alarm] New Tweet!
- You guys, okay, this means that President Trump
is tweeting right now!
If you had to guess what he's tweeting,
what do you think?
- How much he hates ladies.
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- Does everybody remember President Obama?
- [Children together] Yeah.
- Who here knows where President Obama was born?
- [Children together] America.
- President Obama was born in Africa.
That means President Obama was elected
under false pretenses.
- A lot of words I don't know.
- That's okay, all you need to know is
President Obama was born in Africa.
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- This was a national tragedy.
President Trump's Twitter account
was deactivated for eleven whole minutes.
- Eleven minutes. - (drawn out) Eleven.
To really honor what happened here,
we're gonna take eleven minutes of silence.
Ready?
Starting, - Now.
(children giggle)
- Okay, I hear you laughing,
that means we're gonna have to start over.
Starting now.
You're, okay, now Rich Claire's laughing
and now we gotta start again.
Starting now.
(children all giggling)
All right, again, it's not Rich Claire, not Rich Claire.
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- Well, that's it man, that's all the time we have.
- What did you guys learn today?
- No touching unless you're famous.
- Right!
- What did you learn?
- He lied that Marrock Obama was born in Kenya.
- He didn't lie, he just suggested that maybe,
asking questions isn't lying.
- All right, get on out of here.
See you all later.
That was all right, Ronnie,
- Yeah, I think the future's gonna be okay.
- Yeah.
- I gotta go back on birth control.
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