- All right.
Ready?
Go. (SINGING) Onward Christian soldiers.
Marching on to war.
Today's competition day.
I'm psyched.
I'm psyched, because I think that the girls look beautiful.
I'm psyched because Vivi has decided
to contribute to the dance, and be part of the team.
I am going to walk away with the most glorious win.
And Abby, I can just see her.
She's going to be like the Wicked Witch
in "The Wizard of Oz."
She's going to be melting, screaming, no!
My pretty!
You did it to me!
How are my girls feeling about that beautiful lyrical dance
that we've choreographed this week?
Everybody feeling wonderful?
Vivi, how are you feeling that you're the star dancer?
Perfect.
Love your enthusiasm.
Oh, my god.
Look at that.
Uh-oh.
We're passing the Candy Apples.
Look how dirty their windows are.
Just like her studio.
It feels like a drag race.
Can you drag race in buses?
Oh my gosh, we're gonna hit!
Oh, my god!
They're trying to run us off the side of the road.
We don't want to get in a wreck with them.
Maybe that's their intent?
Can you run them off the road up here?
Is Mulholland Drive close by?
Melanie, moon them.
No, I'll do it. I got the biggest butt here.
No!
Move out of the way.
No.
Do it, [inaudible]!
Sure!
[inaudible]!
Classy, ladies.
Keep it classy.
Fine.
[music playing]
Abby, Abby, Abby, Abby!
Abby, Abby, Abby!
[cheering]
Look at those stupid, stupid kids chasing after that bus.
[applause]
Oh, here comes the Pied Piper.
She does this every frickin' time.
She runs past, because she knows--
she knows that she's going to get shut down.
All right, ladies, listen-- my journey with Abby
has been for several years.
She is a belligerent know-it-all,
and she's a witch with awful, droopy boobs, and I hate her.
[laughter]
Uh, actually, what I would like to do
is go find out what the big bag of wind is up to.
And Patsy, you're going with me.
I want to go in to see Abby because I
want her to be rattled, and I want to get under her skin.
And I'm going to bring Black Patsy because I know that she
is going to have my back.
Do good, guys.
All right, line up.
The best way to shut that witch up
is for you to go out there and be far superior
dancers than she's ever had.
I didn't come here today to get beat from some nobody.
Hi, honey.
I don't know what this woman's on,
but, honey, she does not belong in this dressing room
with these children.
She is completely, utterly out of line.
I want you to go that way.
Go that way.
This is a game to you This is not a game to these children.
[interposing voices]
Why don't you be quiet?
Like, you-- Let er talk.
She is a grown up.
[inaudible]
Why are you in this room?
Get out of here.
You're not welcome here.
Leave us alone.
Get out!
You need to go.
You don't move me.
Get out!
Get out.
Classy--
This is a dressing room.
Stop yelling in my face, [bleep]!!
Get out!
Get the [bleep] out of my face!
Get out my face.
Oh, my gosh.
Really?
It's like deja vu.
Get out my face.
Do not walk up on me, Abby.
Get your finger out of my face.
Get out of my room!
Go!
Do not walk up on me.
Please leave.
Get out!
We don't have time for these shenanigans,
and this silliness.
Cathy wants a win.
She's hungry for a win.
We can't let that happen.
This is my dressing room!
Get the hell out!