- (gasps) Li Shang! - Li Shang, girl!
If he's there, I can't, I want, I need it.
I need it.
- Ooh! He's so fine!
I love him!
- (React) Hey, you're a bunch of grown adults,
and I'm gonna make you play
[Censored], Marry, Kill, Disney Edition.
Let's go!
- Yes!
- (React) But because this is Disney, instead of [censored],
we're gonna say Boop, Marry, Kill,
as in bibbidi-bobbidi-boop. - Oh, boop, boop!
- Perfect!
- (React) First round, hunky heroes.
- (both) Hunky! - Heroes.
- Hercules. - (React) Hercules!
- I knew it!
- Himbo! - Himbo, it's giving himbo.
- Wow.
- (React) Beast. - (gasps) And Beast!
- (React) Talk it out.
- I'm gonna go [censored] and kill.
- Okay. - Oh, bop and kill.
Bop and kill. - (React) Boop!
- Boop and kill.
- I feel like this is like obvious, in a sense.
- But then who is gonna be the mystery one?
- You're gonna need a lint roller,
because you're gonna be getting hair everywhere.
- Oh, but you don't need to do anything
until he falls in love with you, and then becomes a human again.
Unless you want, I mean, because that's someone's,
who am I to yuck someone's yum?
- I'm gonna bibbidi-bobbidi-boop Hercules.
- (React) Okay.
- And then I'm gonna marry Beast,
because I know that under that gruff exterior,
that he's actually a charming prince.
- F Hercules, and I am gonna kill Beast.
- The only reason why I'm apprehensive
is 'cause if there is another hero, if Shang...
- (gasps) Li Shang! - Li Shang, girl!
If he's there, I can't, I want, I need it.
- I'm gonna marry Hercules. - Okay.
- And I'm gonna bibbidi-bobbidi-boop the Beast.
- Okay.
- I will kill the Beast and [censored] Hercules.
- I think I'm gonna kill the Beast.
- Right.
- I'm gonna bibbidi-bobbidi-boink Hercules.
- (React) Sharon, who are you marrying?
- Don't be Aladdin. - (React) Could be anybody!
- Could be! - (React) But it's Wreck-It Ralph!
- Yeah! - Yes!
(Jayka screams) (Jair laughs)
- I love him! - Yeah!
Ralph gonna wreck it!
- He's a good guy!
- You know, he... - He's a good guy.
- I would gladly marry Ralph. - Are you serious?
- He's so sweet!
- You know, he's just a hard worker.
- (React) Yeah.
- He's got a great personality.
- He has big hands. - Girl!
- And see, as a lesbian, that's way too much to [censored].
(both laugh)
- (React) Lady baddies.
- Ooh! - Ah!
- Yeah, yeah!
- (React) Maleficent. - Oh, slay queen.
- Oh, okay. - Slay queen!
- (React) Cruella.
- (both) Mm. - (React) A mogul.
- If we marry Cruella, money!
- Definitely marrying Maleficent.
'Cause I watched her origin story.
- Oh, that's true, yeah. - Yeah, and it was so like,
she's such a sweetheart. - She really is a sweetheart
on the inside. - She really is.
- Boop Maleficent, 'cause I think she dirty.
- I like her horns. - I think she's dirty.
- I like her horns. - Yeah, yeah.
- I'm marrying Maleficent, because that's just sick as [censored].
- I think I would marry Maleficent as well.
- I was gonna marry Maleficent and kill Cruella,
so she can get what she deserves.
- That's so good! Yeah.
- I'm gonna marry Maleficent, because of her digs,
her castle is just sick. - Yeah, I hear that.
- I'm gonna kill Cruella.
- But in our make believe world, she doesn't kill dogs, so...
- (React) Oh no, she totally does.
- Okay, kill. (Jayse laughs)
- Cruella, you know, she could be a fun time. (laughs)
- That's what I literally was thinking, Jayka!
- I think I would bibbidi-bobbidi-boop Cruella.
- We're on the same page. - Yeah.
- (React) Mystery boop, mystery marriage is Ursula!
(Jayse laughs)
- She's dead bro. - She's so mean!
- She's dead!
- You know, I'm sure it's slimy.
- You know, the tentacles could be fun.
It probably isn't gonna be a bad time.
- And like, the suctions though. (both popping lips)
- (React) Dad bods. - Oh, it's my specialty.
- (React) Mr. Andersen. - Oof, kill.
(both laugh)
- Just... - Oof!
- Mr. Andersen, you're dead! - Yikes!
- (React) Goofy from A Goofy Movie.
- (laughs like Goofy) Oh boy! - Oh boy.
- Um...
- I think I'm gonna kill Mr. Andersen.
- (React) What, why? - Really?
- He just seems so bland.
- I'm so sorry to this man. I'm gonna murder Goofy.
(laughs) Whack!
Like spiritually, emotionally, physically,
I could not see myself ever having,
I just, (laughs like Goofy), like, I can't.
- Well hot dog, I think that I would probably have to marry Goofy.
- I'm gonna marry Goofy and kill Mr. Andersen.
- Yeah, that guy just looks like he's so vanilla in bed,
I gotta kill him. (laughs like Goofy) Oh boy!
- And Goofy would just be fun,
I mean, you're gonna marry him just for the laughs.
- Bibbidi-bobbidi-boop Goofy. - Oh yeah.
(laughs like Goofy) It's inside! (both laugh)
I don't feel like it's marriage, so that only leaves kill,
'cause I would be bored.
- Bibbidi-bobbidi-boop. - I think I'll...
- Mr. Andersen. - Bibbidi-bobbidi-marry.
Mr. Andersen. - Oh, you're gonna marry?
- I think I'm gonna marry, 'cause he's already proven
to be a wonderful provider.
- Yeah. - We're booping mystery man.
- (React) And your mystery man is...
- Let's go! - (React) Mr. Incredible!
- Let's go!
- Yep, yep! - Yes!
We're so good at this! - We're so good at this!
- Oh, I'm marrying Mr. Incredible? - (React) Oh yeah.
- Oh yes. - That's so fair.
- Throw me across the world.
(Dani screams)
- If we get some Elastigirl too, you know?
- If we get some Elastigirl too! (both laugh)
- (React) Pretty princess types. - What a score, what a score.
Okay, here we go.
- (React) Cinderella. - Oh, kill.
- A little boring, but that's okay.
- (React) Tiana.
- Woo! - Oh!
- I love her! - Yes.
- That's a boop right there for me. - Yeah, that is a boop for me as well.
She didn't have to do any work, I'll do it all.
I will. - I kinda have a thing.
- Yeah. - I kinda have a thing for Tiana.
- I'm marrying Tiana, bro. - Boring, yeah.
- Hard worker. - Yeah, I would also.
She's so hot. - We're killing Cinderella.
- Yes, what did she do?
She just scrubbed the floors and sang.
(both laugh)
- I'm marrying Tiana.
- Yeah, well, that's what I was gonna change to.
That's why I was asking. - Okay.
- 'Cause I'm like I think I just marry Tiana.
- And I don't feel like Tiana comes with a lot of baggage.
- She's a hard worker, she can cook, she's gorgeous.
- I was gonna kill Cinderella.
- Marrying Tiana, killing Cinderella, personally.
Same? - I was gonna marry Tiana.
- It's just, I feel like Cinderella's gonna be so boring,
I don't wanna waste a boop on that. - No seriously!
- (React) And you're gifting the boop to Nala.
- Ooh! - Oh, okay!
- Oof, that just got awkward.
- Babe, you see those bedroom eyes?
In that one scene, she was like...
- She's so... - The eyes, bro?
- Yeah, she's so seductive! - I can get it.
- So you're a poacher, so you're a big game hunter?
- (sighs) God dang it.
- She turned it on, bro. She's all playful and pouncy.
- (React) She lifts that tail. I know what's going on.
(Jair laughs) - No, she's very cute.
- (both) Yeah.
- (React) We're going into sexy sidekicks.
- Sexy sidekicks.
Mushu, okay. - (React) Mushu.
Morph. - Mm.
- (React) From Treasure Planet. - Yep, loved Treasure Planet.
- (React) Morph can literally morph into anything.
- I'm marrying Morph.
- I'm booping the Morph.
(both laugh)
- He's really funny, I think I would bibbidi-bobbidi-boop Mushu.
- I'm not sure what I'm doing with Mushu.
- Morph is too cute. - Right?
- I would never be able to boop him.
- I feel like that's so wrong.
- I am gonna marry Mushu, and I'm gonna boop Morph.
- I'm gonna go with your marrying boop.
- I'm booping Mushu, and I'm killing Morph.
- I think I might have to kill Mushu unfortunately.
- I'm gonna marry Morph and kill Mushu.
- Oh my God, samesies!
- I think I might bibbidi-boop Morph.
- (React) What are you doing with Mushu?
- I guess I'll marry.
- I'm just really worried about
what the third's gonna be. - (React) What you're gonna boop?
You guys are gonna boop... - Who are...
- (React) Hei Hei.
- Hei Hei! That's fine.
- Girl, that's fine!
What if he's trying to get busy, he's like pecking you.
- No! (Jair laughs)
- Hey! - Oh, I think we're happy with that.
Yeah, I'm pretty happy with that. - Wring that thing's neck.
Sorry Moana. - He's super cute, but...
- Your chicken's going down.
- Yeah, I'm not marrying or booping that thing.
- Or rooster, yeah.
- We're killing it and frying it up for dinner.
- Perfect princes, okay, this is the round.
- (React) Li Shang. (Izzy screams)
- Finally!
I've been looking for you!
- Ooh! He's so fine!
- That look, I would kill him, 'cause he looks dramatic.
(Jayse laughs)
- (React) Prince Eric. - Oh, pfft, boo.
Li Shang, marry. (laughs) Bleh, wamp!
Boring as fuck, Jesus Christ. - Marry, marry Li Shang.
- I don't know, I just... - I'm gonna kill him.
He's a goody two-shoes.
- I feel like it's like [censored] or get off the pot,
you know what I mean? - Yeah, I'm with you.
- Like, make your decision brother. - I'm with you on that one.
- Let's go. He was so indecisive.
I'm killing Prince Eric, too. - Yeah.
- Prince Eric is definitely not... - (Jair) He's not it.
- On my like, top five list. - He's not it.
He's gonna probably end up dead.
Actually, we're gonna kill Prince Eric.
- Yeah, I think I'm killing Prince Eric as well.
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna marry Li Shang, just because I have a feeling
that whoever I'm banging is gonna be hotter.
- Do I marry for wealth, or do I marry for fine as [censored].
- You know he's good. - Oh, you know.
- You know he's good. - You know!
- I think I'm gonna marry Li Shang.
- Girl, I knew you would.
- And I'm killing Prince Eric.
- (React) Okay, are you marrying or are you booping?
- I think I'm gonna boop.
- Booping Li Shang. - He'll never forget.
- And killing Prince Eric.
- Look at Prince Eric, that smug prick.
- I mean, really?
- I'm gonna kill Prince Eric.
- I'll kill Prince Eric, marry Li Shang.
- (React) So you're both killing Prince Eric.
- Right. - For the money. (laughs)
- For the money. - Just to be clear.
- (React) You're both marrying Li Shang,
and you're both booping Flynn Rider.
- Ooh, not mad, not mad, not mad, not mad, not mad,
not mad, not mad at all!
- Rat-tat-tat-tah!
- I'd boop Flynn Rider. - I'm married! (laughs)
Put a ring on it!
- I'm so happy I killed Prince Eric.
- Does he have a goatee? Is that like a...
- Yeah, we're gonna shave that.
- I think we're gonna shave off that goatee too.
- Yeah, we're gonna get rid of that.
We're gonna glam up Flynn a little bit.
- Before any booping is happening,
you're shaving that damn goatee. - Yeah, yeah.
- (React) You let him be himself!
- Soon as I do,
we're like some things are changing a little bit. (laughs)
- (React) MILBS!
- MILBS?
- Mothers I'd Like To Boop.
- (React) Yes. - Oh.
(both gasp) - Okay.
- She is such a precious woman. - Yeah.
I'm not bibbidi-booping it. - Yeah.
- (React) A little older, but can...
- I don't wanna kill any of these moms.
- Ain't nothing wrong with older women.
- (React) Yeah! - Ain't nothing wrong.
- Disney moms get killed enough as it is.
- That's so true!
- (React) Mrs. Incredible.
- Okay, well... - Oh.
- If you remember her power. - (React) Mm-hmm.
- 'Cause you just think about the applications of her bendiness.
- I know, but see, for me, the bendiness isn't quite as functional.
- Easy, bibbidi-booping Mrs. Incredible.
- And marrying, yeah. - Marrying, yeah.
- Marry Julieta, boop Mrs. Incredible.
God damn! - Look at those hips!
- The ratio!
- (React) You're not even considering...
- Nope. - No.
- Yeah, I'm gonna have to boop Mrs. Incredible.
And I'm gonna have to marry Julieta, so...
- I'm definitely marrying Julieta.
I think I'm gonna kill Mrs. Incredible.
- Natural causes. - What may come, may come.
- (React) Okay, well, you guys just murdered Kala.
- I'm so sorry. - Harambe!
- Oh no! (laughs)
- Let's go!
- Damn it, that's twice I'm booping an animal.
- I'm just killing all the animals!
- Well, I'm [censored] 'em, so...
- You just gave us the perfect setup.
- Yeah, I was like marry Julieta, like literally wifey material.
Like, so wifey material.
And Mrs. Incredible, uh wow, boop, for sure.
- Well, I mean. - I'm really happy with my decision.
- We did this right, bro!
Joe, we have not missed! - Like, rest in peace.
(both laugh)
- (React) This is Playboy bunnies.
- Uh oh.
- (React) We got the White Rabbit.
- Oh. - Ooh.
- You know, he's always in a rush.
I feel like he wouldn't be able to take the time to satisfy you.
- Nor would he be present for the marriage.
- Just too much like on a schedule.
- Oh yeah.
- I am a fly by the seat of my pants kind of guy, I'm killing him.
- Yeah.
- I'm with ya on that one. - You're late, I'm not.
- (React) Judy Hopps.
- Oh, I'll [censored] her.
- I love her. I'm F-ing her.
- I will kill the white rabbit, and boop Judy Hopps.
- (React) So you're both booping.
- We're booping, I'm booping her.
- I'm gonna boop her.
- I think the White Rabbit is gonna get a hit on him.
- Oh shit.
- I think I'm gonna kill this White Rabbit.
- Yeah, he's dead. The White Rabbit is dead.
- He's late, for like, everything.
- I'm on time, I'm late, yeah, no, no, no.
- Boop Judy Hopps.
I just feel like being around her is just a dangerous environment.
- That's fair.
- We're definitely gonna bang.
We're gonna bibbidi-bop, bibbidi-bop and hop.
- (React) Killing the White Rabbit, booping the Hopps.
What about Jessica Rabbit? (Izzy screams)
- Oh God, yes! Oh, thank you Jesus!
- What!? - Ooh!
- Yes! - How are we doing this?
- So good!
- I have Li Shang and Jessica Rabbit.
[Censored] fight me. - Oh her fingers.
- Ooh!
- See, if I had to change, I would change Jessica and Judy.
- (React) Oh, really?
- Yeah, because that look of Jessica,
that doesn't do it for me. - (React) Oh, okay.
- That's a win! That's a fat win!
- Biggest dub, biggest dub, bruh! This is our biggest dub thus far!
- (React) Inanimate animates. - Oh my God.
- (React) Magic Carpet. - Sure.
- I've always wanted to fly. - (React) The Fantasia Broom.
- Well, I'll [censored] Broom.
(both laugh)
- Jayka, I feel like this is a setup.
- (laughs) Yeah.
- He's got the right shape. - I already know.
I already know what I want. - No!
You are the worst! You are the worst!
You are the worst!
- All answers are wrong. - What? (laughs)
- All answers are wrong!
- Alright, I'll boop Broom, I'm gonna marry Magic Carpet.
- (React) Oh, why's that?
- 'Cause I can go wherever I want.
- So if we kill the Broom, it's just gonna multiply forever?
I have to boop it. - I would boop the Broom, yeah.
- We have to boop the Broom! - I would boop the Broom!
It's got hands, like, it could do stuff.
The bristles can tickle you a little bit.
- I love... - It's like a mustache.
- I hate and love where your head's at.
- I'm gonna marry...
- The Carpet. - The Carpet.
Absolutely. - 'Cause it can take us places.
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna marry a Magic Carpet, I'm gonna kill Broom.
- I'm gonna [censored] the Broom. - I'm gonna boop the Broom.
(both laugh)
- The Magic Carpet, I feel like has a lot of personality,
so it might be fun. - (both) To marry.
- (React) You're killing the third one.
- You're killing mystery. - I'm killing the mystery.
- Killing the mystery. - (React) Alright.
- ♪ Killing the mystery ♪ - (React) The mystery is...
The Ocean, from Moana.
- Oh. - Aw, from Moana?
- (React) Yeah!
- I apologize to the ecosystems, literally everywhere.
- It's fine. - I mean, I probably would've
maybe wanted to bibbidi-boop the ocean, but...
(Jayka laughs)
- The Jewel of the ocean, I mean,
I'm feeling pretty good.
I think I have banged the ocean. (laughs)
- Bad boys! - Whatcha gonna do?
- ♪ Whatcha gonna do ♪ ♪ When they come for you ♪
- (React) Gaston! - Oh.
Kill him. - Booping.
- Booping? - Oh, booping.
- He's a dick. - I hate him, yeah.
He's so conceited.
- Really, he's such a jerk! - Oh, Jafar is.
- These are villains!
- Jafar is kind of a jerk too.
- Do you think one of 'em's gonna be nice?
- (React) Jafar. - Oh.
- Ooh, I hate Jafar too. - Jafar is dying.
- I'll kill Jafar.
- Yeah, I gotta kill Jafar too.
I don't wanna marry or boop him.
- I think Jafar is dying. - I'm sorry.
- (React) Just straight up, Jafar dead?
- Straight up dead.
- I was gonna kill Gaston.
- I was also gonna kill Gaston.
- He's like super sexist, he's so into himself.
- Right?
- And like, I don't feel like I could boop him,
'cause that just feeds into the ego,
and I'm not about to do that. - He's a narcissist.
- I hate Gaston.
- How do you think I feel when I didn't get to marry the ocean?
- You know what, I'm just gonna close my eyes
and boop Gaston, that's it, or I'll let him boop me.
- No one boops like Gaston, no one boops like Gaston!
(both laugh)
- Definitely bibbidi-boopiding Gaston.
- Yeah, that's what I was gonna say too.
- Jafar, though.
- He's too Ja-close to me. - I'ma boop him.
- I guess I'll boop Jafar, kill Gaston,
and we are gonna hope for the best with number three.
- (React) And the third is Hades.
- Oh, I'm alright with that. - Alright, yeah.
- Don't he got like powers, and... - (laughs) Don't he got like...
He's the God of death.
I just feel like I'm marrying a God,
which makes me a Goddess. - Either way, right.
- Godly. - I am A-OK!
I am A-OK! - You will see Underworld.
- Persephone, coming for your gig, girl, ah!
- (React) Magic mysteries.
- Magic? - Ooh!
- (React) Number one, Olaf.
- Eh. - Oof.
- I just... I'm killing him.
I don't need to see the others.
- Bro, Olaf is too pure. What are you saying.
- Also, I don't want frostbite.
- Just use the carrot. - Just use the carrot?
- Just use the carrot.
- But then I'll be like this smells funny.
(React laughs)
- (React) Lumiere. - Lumiere.
- Oh God damn.
- Uh... - I do like the accent.
I do like the accent.
- I think I might boop Lumiere.
- I think I'm gonna agree with you.
- Alright. - I'm gonna kill Olaf.
- He's dead to me, too.
- I think I'm killing Olaf. - You know...
- And marrying Lumiere.
- I'm banging Lumiere, just because a little hot wax play,
I'm into it.
- Marry Lumiere. - Marry?
This is complicated!
Alright, I guess I'll marry him.
- I think I'm still gonna marry Lumiere.
- Ugh, I mean, I just don't wanna boop him,
so [censored] it.
- I think I might have to kill Olaf. Sorry.
- I think I'm gonna kill Olaf.
- I can feel in my bones that I would get really annoyed,
and I'd have to live in a cold environment.
- (React) To end the episode, you guys will be booping Dad Pants.
- I don't even know how that works, bruh, what?
- I mean, I feel like that would be a good boop.
(React laughs) (Jayse laughs)
A ghost?
- Oh, a ghost, a ghost.
- Ghost boop? - Would be nice, actually.
- I'm here for this.
- I'd boop it. (laughs) - I'd boop it.
I'd boop it back to life. - I'd boop that.
- Just put on the pants and just like lay there.
(both laugh)
- So down. - (laughs) Okay.
- You know? - Sure!
- He's got the lower half, that's all you need.
- I think I learned that in these types of games,
I am pretty superficial.
- Good honestly. - You know?
- I appreciate that, yeah. - 'Cause I really was looking
in the who am I gonna marry, where's the money?
- We know exactly what we want.
We know what we're looking for in a partner,
in a banger. (Jayka laughs)
All of it, bro!
- We did, however, boop a hen. - [Censored] a chicken.
- We [censored] a chicken. (laughs)
- We [censored] a chicken. - We booped a chicken.
- We had a lot of bibbidi-bobbidi-booping to do.
- And a lot of bibbidi-bobbidi-murder.
- I feel like we totally scored. - What a total win right there.
Mr. Incredible?
Could you imagine the sheer power he's generating from the top?
- I mean, he is jackhammering.
- He is just absolutely jackhammering.
- Yeah.
- I mean, he's generating power from the bottom too, I mean...
- I mean, it's all this right here. - He is all power.
(both laugh)
- He's like shaking the cereal box.
(both laugh)