- Welcome back you beautiful people.
Yes, it is that time of the month
where we round up all those fails and bails
and we pick our favorite ones.
And we scrutinize them and we get to show you
what our favorite ones are.
Let's kick it off with the first one.
(laughs heartily)
Oh my God, right.
This next one, I've just watched it.
Zane, take a look at it.
Man, this guy was pedaling,
I thought he was doing some street but there this
pretty crazy steep ass dirt jump.
And he didn't know what to do, get off his bike
or do a press up with some sort of position.
Oh my goodness me that, wow, I like that.
He didn't know what to do, let go, or just try and ride out.
He did both and he rode out.
Wow, BMX tracks.
Yes, they are fast.
Yes, you have to pedal.
This my friends, is Kahn.
- Yeah, I poofed pretty hard on that.
- Yeah you did.
- It looked good.
- This is not Kahn, sorry, Cale, Kyle.
- Kyler
- Yes, you have to pedal
your nuts off to clear some of these gaps.
Now Kyler is doing exactly that but he pulls,
yes, a little bit too hard.
Ah, but he manages to roll out of it.
I don't know how he does it.
It's humongous!
Whew!
Trevor. Look at him, he's in that tree.
Yes, it is narrow.
He's even saying it's narrow.
- Oh, it's just the narrowness.
- But what a hell of a tree that is.
Look how big it is!
He's riding in it.
It's like a bathtub, it's huge!
Now, it's time to send it.
What he doesn't realize that, yup, the dirt.
Look at him getting spat off the front of his bike.
He nearly KO's himself on that tree.
Now look at the slow mo, wow, lucky man.
- Look, I'm jumping.
- Woo! Nick, I hope you're all right dude.
Look, he's coming in.
It's a small jump again.
And look, he says in the air
- Look, I'm jumping.
- What does he say?
Yes, he says, "Look, I'm jumping."
And then, wow, it's the biggest face plant
onto the next jump ever.
But just cuts so sharp, I don't,
he's all right, it does say he's fine.
He does say he's fine.
Don't say you're jumping mate.
I hope you've got teeth left.
If not, that's a very expensive dentist bill.
- Ho, whoa.
(grunting)
- (laughing)
Okay, from Nick we're moving straight on to Jason.
Jason, this is a cool yard.
I've always wanted to have dirt jumps in my yard.
I used to, but I had to get bulldozed because I built
them too big and someone got a little bit cross.
Now Jason, that is one way of looping out, for sure.
If it wasn't for that bush,
I reckon your would of had a sore coccyx.
That was full gas, and was that whisky throttle?
You know on a motor bike you just go (motorcycle engine).
Now, it's time for this man.
Forgot his name, Jared.
Look at this.
- (shrieks)
(horn honking)
- Listen to this.
- (groaning)
- What is Martin's favorite noise?
He loves being winded.
His mate Brandon ran over to him,
he said he was fine but he was a bit winded.
- (groaning)
- Moving on.
- Halo, halo.
(mumbling)
- Shut up and just do it.
- (grunting)
- (laughing)
Whew! I don't know who this is, this unknown rider.
He sent it in, but there's nothing in the description,
no nothing but he is fun.
It looks like he just starts two meters away.
They've build this horrible wooden thing with a puddle
in the middle and his mate just said,
"Just do it."
Look at it,
it's like an ostrich burying his head in the dirt.
This is Liam.
- That's me.
- This is you Liam.
(horn honking)
- Yes, big time. That's big time.
That one my friends, this one's coming from Liam.
Not Liam there, Liam, this is not you.
Liam, this is out in the French Alps somewhere
in a bike park, I've heard of this place.
But look at this, there's a few riders
doing the chicken line.
They're missing out on this jump
because they're a bit nervous because it's quite big.
Here comes Liam, uh oh.
He nose bumps the top, then lands in manual
and then dies.
Not completely die, but,
that was a hell of a save.
Ah, it's come to a swift brief end
with that Fails and Bails of the month,
thank you very much for watching.
I loved it.
But thank you so much for sending in all your fails
for our slight entertainment.
Everyone was fine.
No one's hurt.
But everyone was wearing the right corrective,
protective gear.
Helmets, pads, and all that jazz.
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That was a fail. That was a fail.
- That was a good one.