[bell ringing]
Hey.
INTERVIEWER: You got a moment for us?
Yeah, they just let me take five.
So I'm going in my trailer.
You can come on in.
INTERVIEWER: Yeah.
[swinging jazz playing]
That's me.
[sighing]
INTERVIEWER: When you are taking a break from the set,
you come back to your trailer, what do you look for first?
Last night, I just did a comedy show, right.
And they paid me in cash, which is, like, always great.
And sometimes when I'm, like, frustrated with set--
like I be frustrated because people
are getting on my nerves, I have to remind myself why I do this.
And then I come in here, and I go dig in my backpack,
and I'm like, oh, yeah, this is why you do it.
One, two, three, four, five.
Yes, Lord.
One, two, three, four, five.
So stank.
What?
Oh, OK.
30.
It reminds me why I'm working so hard.
And then I think about, like, all the things
that I could do with the money, all the people
I could help with the money.
I do it for my family, and I do so I'll
never be homeless again.
You know, nobody wants to be in the--
living in a Geo Metro.
That was the worst.
INTERVIEWER: Living in a Geo Metro?
Yeah, but I always slept in Beverly
Hills and nice neighborhoods.
Because I'm classy like that.
And then I could look at those houses, be like,
one day I'll be in that house, one day I'll live there,
one day this.
It's so funny, because I used to sleep
in front of this one particular house that I liked a lot.
And then, like, maybe two years later, I booked Def Comedy Jam,
and the director of the Def Jam invited me to his house
for Super Bowl, and I go there, and I'm like, oh, my God.
I used to live right here. And he's like, no, you didn't.
No. I lived here for over 20 years.
I'm like, no, and do you see that car right there?
I used to live right there in that car.
Right there.
And he was like, that was you?
Because the police used to come every morning at 7:00 AM
and make me move.
And he was like, I used to call the police
every morning, make them get that piece
of [expletive] out of here. And I was like, that was me.
He was like, if I would've known that was you,
I would have invited you in. I didn't know it was you.
I'm like, yeah, right.
Yeah, but that's why I can sleep anywhere now.
Sometimes you have to wait like two or three hours.
And what I likes to do--
what I loves to do because I'm an artiste is I like to color.
That's one of my favorite things to do in the world is color.
If a dude wants to date me, I'll make him color.
Because I need to know, like-- because my grandma say,
you know, never sleep with nobody
you ain't willing to have a baby with.
And so I want them to be artistic,
and so they have to stay in the lines.
So if you sloppy with it, I'm out of there.
You know what I'm saying.
Somebody sent me a penis coloring book,
and I was like, ooh, this is great.
And I colored every single one of them.
You know what?
I got one dude, and I said, pick out yours in this coloring
book, and you color this penis, and and let's see if you make
it look like-- you-- you know.
And so he picked out one, and he colored it,
and he was all out the lines It look-- it looked horrible.
I was like, ugh.
I can't sleep with you.
You can't even color a dick.
And he was very upset.
He was very-- he was like, (IMPERSONATING ANGRY MAN)
I spent 35 minutes coloring that dick.
That's-- I was like, that's all you.
INTERVIEWER: And then let's talk about
exercise when you're-- when you're taking a break.
Wait, I have to finish this part.
In a minute.
You can't just-- got to finish this little part right here.
Hold up.
INTERVIEWER: Can't leave anything half done.
When I exercise, I bite my inner jaw.
I bite myself.
So I got myself--
when I work out in my trailer, I put
on my little mouth guard here. (WITH MOUTH FULL) Like this.
I cover up.
And I get to work.
[grunting]
Then I head to the floor, do some floor work.
You know what I'm saying?
[giggling] I can't wear a watch here,
because I can't wear it on my arm on set,
so I keep it in my bra.
INTERVIEWER: Does it still count your steps?
It still counts all my steps.
I'm breathing hard as hell.
Look it-- app say, breathe, breathe.
The breathe app came on, because I'm breathing hard.
I got-- oh, that's gross.
OK-- So I think we need to give you back to set now.
I'm going to need you all to go, OK?
Because I need to take five for me.
[swinging jazz playing]