Hello Hello
So, we've just been to the pub where we first met, almost two years ago
It was a haze of memories
Yeah, scene cut to the pub
Yeah, yeah, cut to the pub
The Setting Sun pub
Where we met almost two years ago for our first date.
Sleepy time now. Sleepy time.
So, this is a video all about how to flirt with girls.
J: I don't know that we are exactly the best people to give advice. C: No, we're not the best people to give advice
How did our first date go?
We have actually done a first date video, which you can watch.
But, I wouldn't say we were the best flirters
C: I flirted with you by basically making fun of you a lot J: Yeah
And you were like, yeah, so my friend and this friend and this friend and my other friend, and I was like, OMG you have a lot of friends.
So like my friend, this is one of the other friends, not the friend before the other friend story, but this friend story
So, number five friend story yeah, really sort of Americanised, you know just like kind of like teenager
Kind of like, oh, my friend did this, oh my friend did that
Oops, I've offended a lot of Americans right there
This is supposed to be how to flirt with girls. Instead it's how to insult Jessica
No, I'm just saying this is how I flirted with you
Okay
I was just making fun
What's the flirtiest thing I've ever done with you? For you, at you, towards you?
Tell me that you're not wearing knickers?
You do that quite a lot.
Flowers, that's a good way to flirt with a girl
Yeah, you bought me flowers the other day.
Because I saw them and I know that you like sweet Williams.
Ahh, it's so nice getting flowers
Swoop in for a kiss
Don't ask 'Can I kiss you?' You didn't like that did you? J: Never ask that.
Can I, kiss you?
No.
So you were like blah blah blah blah blah, my friend, my friend, my friend
I just talk a lot when I'm nervous, okay, I just talk a lot
And I was like...
And she was like 'woah!' I was like, well, sorry it was the only way to shut you up.
Ooh ooh whooo
Flirting in action
I quite often, as a single lady, would do the, 'you look really familiar, how do we know each other?'
And then you just get into this long conversation about how you know each other.
Oh, that's what you thought when we went to that party the other day, and that woman did it, and you were like...
I was chatting away, like normal stuff, and then, just out of nowhere Jessica goes 'call me your fiance
And I was like, yeah...
She was so hitting on you. She liked you.
What, because she said you look really familiar, and you were like 'that's my line'
When I was dating girls, I didn't do the typical kind of like, the way boys are told to flirt with girls
Oh you've got such beautiful eyes
I love that top on you
If you say I love that top on you on a first date, I find it, it's a bit, I dunno... it's just like girly chat.
That is true, there is a fine line with lesbians, where you could at any point just be tippng into making a really good friend
Ooh, where did you have your nails done?
Oh, so nice
I don't really want to have that kind of thing on a date, you may have noticed but then not really comment on it that way
you're not meant to share you're meant to just, like, admire
Also, you should check out the length of her fingernails that is very important.
she could just be a straight girl
Or she could be like, what are those people called? Stones. No, that's the other one, which one is it?
What, pillow queen? Could be a pillow queen, yeah
A stone, I think a stone is a slang for the opposite, a lesbian who will only do it to someone else, but not have it done to her
Oh, I've never heard of that before. Stone.
I might be completely wrong.
Why a stone? Maybe we made up some lesbian lingo again, like 'Do you want to come in and see my dog?'
A stone
A stone's got no holes. Otherwise it would be pumice, or coral
Yep
A stone is pretty solid
They are roundish, you can't find the beginning or the end.
I think things you should not do is do what those guys who put girls down, what are they called?
Play the game.
Don't approach a lovely young lady and put her down to bring her back up
Kind of what I did with you
Insulting you a lot, I did in a playful way
Oh God, I'm suddenly realising, yes
I was gamed!!
It was more like..
It worked really
Well, you're a very attractive girl
I kind of thought, she's obviously been on lots of dates, and had lots of admirers
And I thought rather than kind of cheesy like, you're so beautiful, you must get every girl you want
I was just like, you know what, I'm pretty damn fine too, if you like me, you've got to impress me
And then it worked, because Jess was like... oooh, hard to get
I've always really fancied the hard to get girl
That's my flirting tip
You have to read the person quickly and then do what you think they find attractive
That is true!!
And also, I think, to be fair, I think like, if I do really like you, I am a bit more cold and sarcastic
and kind of keeping my distance a bit
Which fortunately, is actually the thing I find most attractive
When I went on a date with Andrea,
Hi Andrea. Now we're friends
There isn't really any chemistry here
and I was way more chummy, and really nice and friendly
Because I was like, oh, I can be really friendly with you
You were really pally
Yeah, I was pally.
Yeah, that's how not to flirt
I was like, I'm really hungry, I'm going to go get a Grubs
And I got the dirtiest Grubs burger with so many sauces and I was just like, eating it with all this sauce
And it was all... It actually dropped on my shirt, and I was like 'oh, sorry mate'
If someone calls you mate in a date, it's not happening
It's not, there's no, there's no chemistry there.
Andrea flirts by trying to like show off her biceps
yeah, she does
by like doing her pull ups
But, I've heard that that works
She's done that with every single girl. She's done it to you hasn't she?
We're giving away Andrea's secret now.
The whole video would be really short if Andrea was there
It would be, I just like doing pull ups
If you read the person you're with, and you think they are the kind of person who just wants to do some pull ups and boom, they're done
Do some pull ups
Food.
Hmm, the way you eat food can be quite... J: Seductive
That was quite difficult on our second date, when we went to a sushi place
I ordered like a really big sushi thing
I can hardly fit this between my chopsticks, it was so wide
I just made a joke of it actually
If you're a bit phased by something, I find, I'd rather point it out and make it a joke, rather than let it be there and bother me
Like the sushi thing, I was like, 'ahh this sushi is like really big, and I'm going to clearly drop it all over myself.
And I was like, lets make it into a game, who can do it, get the whole thing in their mouth, and do it the neatest.
And it was funny.
Then I think a little bit came out of your mouth, and I was like hahaha
She laughs like Mutley
I think we've kind of forgotten how to flirt
We're sitting here like... errr??
Are we old married ladies?
We're not even married yet
How do we flirt?
Licking our lips
Not like that
okay, not like really out of the mouth,
Like 'do you like to drink diet coke?'
You look like Hannibal Lecter.
Look, you can do it quite well
You've done that to me a few times actually, I've just remembered
Mine is just like really wierd
Put it into a smile, so it starts here,
Like, sucking something out from in my teeth
I love it
I can't flirt
No. But I like that, I like that. I like that about you actually,
I've been on loads of dates with people who are quite obviously like 'hey..'
I don't like it when people flirt with me
Like, if you were too obviously flirty. I would be like, can this be real?
This is going to sound really corny but
I think our best advice is probably, be yourself
Oh, that's really corny Yeah, shut up
There are our tips on flirting, though probably not really that useful.
I don't think there were any tips there, it was more just like, don't do that
maybe try this
We did this
It worked for us
Yeah.
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