GOES, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST FROM "FROZEN," "BEAUTY AND
THE BEAST," AND "THE BOOK OF MORMON."
HE DOES A LITTLE LESS SINGING IN "MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS."
>> YOU STOLE FROM ME!
THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE FOUND OUT, THAT IS WHY YOU
KILLED HIM!
YEAH.
YEAH, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I STOLE FROM HIM.
THOUSANDS.
I KNEW HIS MONEY WASN'T HONEST.
WHAT DID IT MATTER IF I SKIMMED SOME OFF THE TOP?
BUT LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION -- WHY WOULD I SLAUGHTER MY CASH
COW?
I DIDN'T DO IT!
I DIDN'T KILL HIM!
>> Stephen: I THINK HE DID (WHISPERING).
PLEASE WELCOME JOSH GAD!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
YOU TOTALLY KILLED HIM.
>> CAN I JUST SAY SOMETHING BEFORE WE BEGIN IN ALL THIS?
YOU ARE SO BRILLIANT.
I WAS LISTENING TO YOUR SPEECH BACKSTAGE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AMAZING WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
>> Stephen: NICE OF YOU TO SAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S BRILLIANT?
>> NO, TELL ME.
>> Stephen: OLAF FROM "FROZEN."
>> THERE HE IS, FLYING!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THIS IS A
MILESTONE IN AN ARTIST'S CAREER.
SO FEW -- MORE PEOPLE LANDED ON THEIR MOON THAN HAVE THEIR OWN
MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE BALLOON.
>> IS THAT TRUE?
>> Stephen: WE LOOKED IT UP.
MORE PEOPLE HAVE LANDED ON THE MOON THAN HAVE THEIR OWN
BALLOON.
YOU'RE THENAUT.
>> I'M SO SORRY TO N.A.S.A.
ABOUT THIS FACT.
I FEEL LIKE THERE NEEDS TO BE A STEPHEN COLBERT BALLOON AS WELL!
WOULD THAT BE WEIRD?
>> Stephen: I'M WORKING ON IT.
YOU SHOULD HAVE ONE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THIS YEAR IS THE
FIRST TIME?
>> THIS IS GOING TO BE THIS YEAR FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, OLAF
WILL BE FLYING IN THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE.
AS A KID, I WOULD WATCH THIS ALL THE TIME, AND I WAS NEVER, LIKE,
ONE DAY, I'LL BE A SNOWMAN, AND THAT SNOWMAN WILL HAVE HIS OWN
BALLOON!
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT?
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YEAH, IF THIS HAS
NEVER BEEN IN THE PARADE BEFORE, WHAT ARE WE SEEING?
>> I THINK OLAF WAS JUST, LIKE, I'M NOT GONNA WAIT ANY LONGER,
I'M GONNA GO FLY!
>> Stephen: YOU GET TO RIDE IN IT THE WHOLE WAY.
>> IS THIS THE ENTIRE TIME.
I'M UP THERE PILOTING IT.
THIS IS CRAZY!
WOW!
>> Stephen: LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY.
WHO WANTS TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE PARADE, BULLWINKLE,
POKEÉMON -- >> POKEÉMON, AFTER PLAYING THE
GAME RELENTLESSLY LAST YEAR AND WATCHING YOUR COLD OPENING, I
THINK IT'S TIME FOR HIM TO GO ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: YEAH, PROBABLY, PROBABLY.
SO HERE'S THE DEAL, YOU'RE OLAF'S VOICE IN "FROZEN."
YOU'VE DONE FIVE OTHER PROJECTS.
>> AS OLAF.
>> Stephen: BUT THE SEQUEL HASN'T COME OUT YET.
>> DON'T YOU THINK YOU WOULD HAVE HEARD ABOUT THAT IF IT HAD
COME OUT?
>> Stephen: ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN AN AD OR TWO.
>> THE SEQUEL NOBODY'S SEEN.
>> Stephen: DISNEY DOESN'T LIKE TO ADVERTISE.
>> NO, THEY DON'T HAVE THE MONEY FOR THAT.
( LAUGHTER ) NO, WE'RE WORKING ON IT.
>> Stephen: WHAT ARE THE OTHER FIVE THINGS?
>> THERE ARE ALL THESE FROZEN SHORTS.
ONE IS CALLED OLAF'S FROZEN ADVENTURE IN FRONT OF COCOA, THE
PIXAR MOVIE.
>> Stephen: IS THERE A OLAF CHIP IN YOUR NECK SO THEY CAN
THROW A BAG OVER YOUR HEAD AND DRAG YOU OFF --
>> THAT'S VIE WHRENT.
I DON'T DO THAT.
THAT'S EXCESSIVE.
I DO IT ALL THE TIME TO MY KIDS.
I READ CONSTANTLY TO THEM.
I READ THEM "FROZEN."
>> Stephen: HOW OLD ARE YOUR CHILDREN?
>> NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
>> Stephen: IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE ON WHETHER THEY ARE
OF TARGET AGE FOR FROZEN.
>> 22 AND 25, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
>> 58, BROTHER.
58.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE TO SEND ME YOUR MOISTURIZER REGIMEN.
>> 3 AND 6.
>> Stephen: BOYS, GIRLS?
BOTH GIRLS.
>> Stephen: THEY ALL WANT TO BE --
>> ELSA, ANNA.
NOBODY WANTS TO BE ME IN MY HOUSEHOLD.
IT'S SAD.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YOU WERE THE
REINDEER OR THE BIG FROST MONSTER.
( LAUGHTER ) DO YOU READ EVERYTHING AS OLAF?
>> WELL, IT'S MY VOICE, SO I REALLY --
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: I KNOW THAT!
I KNOW THAT!
>> SURPRISE!
>> Stephen: GO AHEAD.
'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS --
( LAUGHTER ) WAIT, WAIT, CLOSE YOUR EYES.
FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO --
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YEAH, THEY SAY
LINCOLN ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE THAT.
>> READY?
I'M FREDDY KRUEGER -- ( LAUGHTER )
SO SAD.
>> Stephen: VERY NICE.
ARE THEY SAYING DO IT AS OLAF OR READ AS DADDY?
>> THEY SAY READ AS DADDY, NOT AS OLAF.
I'M, LIKE, I DON'T DECIPHER BETWEEN THE TWO.
IT'S ME, DADDY!
AND DADDY MAKES ONE CHOICE!
( LAUGHTER ) DADDY DOESN'T HAVE A CHARACTER.
DADDY IS A CHARACTER!
>> DADDY IS A CHARACTER!
>> Stephen: OKAY, SO, NOW, I'VE GOT TO THANK YOU FOR
SOMETHING.
WE HAD THE #PUBERME CHALLENGE, WHERE WE RAISED MONEY FOR
PUERTO RICO.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: SO YOU JOINED IN THE #PUBERME CHALLENGE AND WE
GAVE $1,000 TO PUERTO RICO FOR EVERY PERSON WHO JOINED IN.
AND THIS IS YOUR PUR #PUBERME -- LOOK AT THAT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHERE IS THIS?
>> YEAH, THIS IS IN JUST ANOTHER SOUTH FLORIDA BAR MITZVAH RIGHT
THERE.
>> Stephen: IS THIS YOUR BAR MITZVAH?
>> NO, I WOULDN'T WEAR THAT TO MY BAR MITZVAH.
I HAD A DRUM THEMED HAT FOR MY BAR MITS VIRGINIA BUT THIS IS ME
HITTING THE BAR MITZVAH CIRCUIT AND THIS IS CALLED COOL DESPITE
THE ACNE LOOK.
>> Stephen: WERE YOU BIG ON THE CIRCUIT?
>> HUGE ON THE CIRCUIT.
I WAS THE BAR MITZVAH CIRCUIT.
>> Stephen: UNTIL YOU GOT THERE, THEY WEREN'T OFFICIALLY A
MAN.
( LAUGHTER ) >> THEY WERE STILL 12 AND A HALF
EVERY TIME.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE MADE A BIG TURN IN YOUR CAREER BECAUSE I
THINK OF YOU AS A VERY GIFTED COMEDIC ACTOR --
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: -- BUT NOW "MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS."
>> "MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS" --
>> Stephen: RIGHT, RIGHT, THAT ONE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> ORIENT EXPRESS.
>> Stephen: THAT'S HOW OLAF WOULD SAY IT?
>> MURDER ON THE -- ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: SO THIS IS DRAMA.
YES.
>> Stephen: THIS IS FULL DRAMA.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: LIKE, I TOTALLY BOUGHT YOU AS DRAMATIC IN THAT
SCENE.
THAT QUITE SURPRISED ME.
>> THANKS, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE A VERY GIFTED COMEDIC.
>> I THINK YOU COULD DO A BRILLIANT DRAMA.
>> Stephen: I'M FREQUENTLY NOT FUNNY.
>> NO!
BUT I STUDY DRAMA AND NOW IT'S FUN --
>> Stephen: WHERE DID YOU STUDY DRAMA?
>> I STUDIED ACTING DRAMATIC AT CARNEGIE MELLON UNIVERSITY BUT
THIS IS FULL CIRCLE FOR ME.
YOU DON'T BELIEVE I CAN DO SERIOUS ROLES.
I SEE IT IN YOUR EYE.
>> Stephen: SAY SOMETHING LIKE, I LOVE YOU --
>> I LOVE YOU.
( LAUGHTER ) WAIT, LET ME TRY IT AGAIN.
>> Stephen: LET ME TRY IT.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
GO.
>> Stephen: WHAT DID I DO?
NO.
>> Stephen: WHAT PART OF THAT -- WHAT DID I DO?
>> NO, IT'S NOT YOU.
IT'S ME.
( LAUGHTER ) NO, HERE.
HERE.
( APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: I LOVE YOU.
I KNOW.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) "MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS"
OPENS FRIDAY!
JOSH GAD, EVERYBODY!