Katy won't be stealing my Grammy for the best female pop artist...
now that we've taken out her Illuminati gangsters
Yeah, one problem with that you forgot one
Yo, what the hell happened with you girls out there, she was a double agent all along captain Kenya
Uh, it's Kendrick. Katy purposely hired her to befriend and sabotage me yet again like she did years ago
So what do you plan to do now?
This Means War
Miss stop your help has been in the store to 1989
You are indeed ready for the Grammys next week also congrats on your recent VMA queen
Hey, what happened with you and Selena, I thought you two were besties
Me too
She made a really deep cut and betrayed me for Katy. Now
We've got a train to take them both down. I never liked Katy she always has made fun of my accent
Tell me when I can blast that big eyed bozo bitch clear out of the sky.
You've got it Ellie now. Let's get to work
Now you try.
So that border jumper betrayed you Tay Tay?
Yep, I still have the scars on my back from her knife
I'll make sure this knife ends up in her back
So what's the beef between you and Katy? Didn't you used to be friends with her?
Katy is a dark horse...
We used to be best buds, but now we've got bad blood
She grew jealous of me because I always won the Grammys so
She sabotaged my tour and stole my backup dancers for her
illuminate tour or whatever
And now she's stolen my grammy!
Wow, that's it? Did she ever say sorry?
You know Hailey, band-aids don't fix bullet holes.
♪ I know Katy stole your dancers, but you've gotta let it go Tay Tay ♪
I can't let it ♪ go, OH HELL NO. I'm going to beat Katy to a pulp ♪
Sorry Jessica didn't see you there your movies suck anyway
What is it Selina? Can't you see I'm trying to enjoy my first Grammy and peace?
Your highness, I have word that Taylor and her spies are headed this way
Is that so? Prepare the Illumin-army.
As you wish
If she wants a war we'll give her one
You sure Invisible Woman doesn't mind us borrowing her invisible whip?
Uh, Yeah...
Trust me she won't care
So why are we going to the hair salon before the battle?
Black widow said I should try out a new look! Now buckle up Kendrick Jafar, we've got some Illuminati ass to kick
*Inhale* *Exhale*
Selena look at what you've done, I thought you could be trusted. I'm here to get my Grammy you backstabber
Sorry it belongs to Lord Katy now. Nice color! Is your hair on its period to?
Well if it isn't the Grammy hogging hoe Taylor shit
Shouldn't you be screwing some band member?
I can't believe you do this you dark witch! You know it's sad to think about all the good times we've had.
Oh? Did that make you upset?
Next thing you know you're gonna write a song about me. Give me back my Grammy you no-talent-hack
You'll never win one so just give up. Sorry. It's mine now, and now if I have my first Grammy
I'll finally be a more respected artist! Illumin-army, Attack!
(Droids chanting) All hail Queen Katy.
(Droids chanting) Surrender.
Selena
Zendaya
(Droids chanting) Die bitch die
Take that you fucking robot
(Droid chanting) Shut up bitch
Ha you're fighting sucks almost as bad as your music, I want a rematch when you're ready coming get it bitch
Wait, hold on. OOoooO I reached level two!
What, what is that?
It's my favorite game see!
OooOo - Looks fun, where do I get it?
Oh, easy you just downloaded for free in the description of this parody!
Sweet. Okay, back to the fight
Kendall, now!
My name, is Kendrick god dammit. Light her ass up Kelly.
Boot my bloody crumpets you bitch...
(Droid still chanting) Fuck all you hoes
That'll teach you to steal my dancers or Grammy again
I'm the real Queen of Pop now, and you couldn't even beat me in your wildest dream
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Applause to the voice actresses in this video
Be sure to check out more parodies, especially our latest installment "mainframes"
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