(ominous music)
(loud thuds)
(loud siren)
(ax whooshes)
- Um.
- It's time to get into fighter and survivor mode girls.
On my count we-
[Kim] Whhhy?
You're just going to leave me?
Seriously?
- It looks like the Hunger Games are off to a great start.
- They are and-
- As a reminder to you folks, when you hear this sound-
- [Kylie] Is that a chicken?
- That means a tribute has died.
- That's right, the only-
- We'll be hearing that sound quite a bit tonight.
Oh, I'm sorry babe.
Anything you'd like to add?
- Yes.
- Great, let's get back to it.
- You think Khloe's okay?
- I honestly don't care.
- Me neither.
- [Khloe] There you guys are.
- Oh my god Khloe, we were so worried about you.
- I cried.
- Oh shut up.
Why did you ditch me at the-
Oh my god.
- I'm sorry, I didn't see you.
I was actually looking for you three.
- I say we kill her.
- Wait, my name's Katniss.
We're from the same district.
Maybe we can team up.
(ominous music)
- No.
(Katniss grunts)
- Hurry up and land already.
- [Kourtney] Check her body for supplies.
- [Kim] Ew, I'm not touching a dead body.
- Wow, you couldn't even kill her?
- Shut up.
- How did you even survive that fall?
- I-
- [Cardi] There go them bitches, right there.
- Oh hi, I'm afraid we're gonna have to cut you now.
(Britney laughs)
- Quick, we gotta climb the trees.
- No, they're after you, not us.
- We're after all of you, so.
- (bleep).
(footsteps rustle)
- Spiritually you can't stay up there forever.
You'd get splinters in your ass.
- You'll have to come down eventually, okur?
- I'll take care of this.
Look what you made me do.
(arrow whooshes)
Ooh.
- Oh, that's unfortunate, yeah.
- [Kylie] Is that a chicken?
(fire crackles)
- Maybe we should throw something at 'em.
- Good idea.
Britney, toss some of your Grammy's at them.
Oh sorry, Grammy, just one.
- Why don't you toss yours Lana?
Oh that's right.
- I will toss you in this fire, watch you die,
and write a song about it.
- And you'd still have no Grammy.
It's fine though, we're not here to judge.
Just to kill.
- What is it?
Do you see something?
- Yeah, there's some girl.
- Are you lost little girl?
- Can you speak?
(pigeon coos)
- What the hell?
(Billie coughs)
- Can you believe those girls have been
up in that tree all night?
Amazing.
- It's like a tree house.
- This is why I don't let you talk babe.
♪ I'm in a tree ♪
♪ Look at me ♪
♪ In the Hunger Games ♪
♪ Never be the same ♪
- Quiet.
♪ Killing all around ♪
♪ Blood on the ground ♪
- Be quiet.
You're gonna wake them.
♪ Call me a leaf ♪
- Shut up.
(Kim grunts)
(Cardi screams)
(Lana screams)
- [Kylie] Is that a chicken?
- You could've had us killed.
- Okay dude, I hear you,
but like, you didn't die.
So in a way I saved your lives for real.
Like, think about it.
- That doesn't make any sense.
- I just realized all y'all's names start with a K.
I could change my name too.
I'd be Killie, but that (bleep) makes me sound
like a soft killer or something.
(Billie laughs)
Honestly, I want to be a hard killer,
which can like fit 'cause the game at all.
Or maybe I could blend-
- Stop talking.
- Let's kill her.
- Wait, she might know something.
- I suck on pennies.
- It looks like Britney and Cardi have piled up
all the supplies and have surrounded it with mines.
It's a trap.
- And it just might be a trap.
(ominous music)
- We need to distract them somehow.
- Wait, look.
- Hey, don't take another step.
- It's fine.
There's no way she'll make it through the-
(ominous music)
- Skinny legends can't explode.
Bye.
- Stop.
- It was a trick.
The mines must be deactivated.
- Alright then, let's go.
Duh.
(loud explosion)
- They weren't deactivated.
- [Kylie] Is that a chicken?
- They're going to find us after that explosion.
- And whose fault is that you stupid bitch?
- Well lookie what we have here.
It ain't a real party without Cardi.
- I've got this.
(Katniss groans)
- What the hell?
- Oops, sorry Cat Piss.
- I'm afraid your time is up.
It is up, it is up.
(Nicki grunts)
(Cardi grunts)
Ow.
- [Kylie] Is that a chicken?
- Thanks for saving us.
- De Nicki Mineh didn't do it for you.
I couldn't stand her ass.
- Attention tributes, there is a new rule.
We are now allowing for there to be four winners,
instead of one.
Have fun babe.
- It hurts.
I think it's infected.
- Does this help?
- Ow, no.
- You really shouldn't have run
into Kourtney's knife like that.
- Oh my god, I'm so hungry.
(loud creak)
(ominous music)
Finally, something to eat.
(leaves rustle)
If someone is out there, kill my sisters first.
I'm willing to negotiate.
(ominous music)
- You're too weak to fight.
I'll take your bow and arrows.
- I don't think that's necessary.
- I'll take your bow and arrows.
They're mine now.
- Hey look, I found some food.
- If you eat those you'll die.
They're night lock berries.
- Did someone say berries?
I'm starving.
I didn't come here to kill you.
I came here to eat.
Look, I'll even trade you some weapons
I've got hidden nearby.
- Fine, hand over the weapons.
- Not until I eat those berries.
- Instead of the berries, we'll give you some other food.
- I want them berries.
- You can't.
- Nobody tells me what I can and cannot do first of all.
- You don't understand.
Those are night lock berries and if you-
- Mm.
- Okay.
- I feel fine.
- I guess those were just normal berries.
- [Kylie] Is that a chicken?
(soft growl)
- Ew, excuse you Khloe.
- That wasn't me.
- It was a growl.
(Nicki screams)
- I think she's okay.
- [Kylie] Is that a chicken?
(loud rustling)
(everyone screams)
(dogs growl)
- I was wondering when you'd show up.
Get ready because it's about to get toxic.
You get it?
(Britney laughs)
- I hate that song.
- Wow.
- You never learned how to use a bow, did you?
- The movies make it look so easy.
- Okay, I think there's been enough talk.
(Britney screams)
- [Kylie] Is that a chicken?
- I did that on purpose 'cause I knew that would happen.
- Shut up, no you didn't.
- We did it, we won.
- [Caitlyn] Not quite babe.
The rules have changed again.
There can only be three winners now.
- Or there could be no winners.
We can do this together.
- Sure, let's do it.
- After three, we eat them.
- One.
- Two.
- Three.
(Katniss loudly shallows)
(soft thud)
- [Kylie] Is that a chicken?
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