(laughing)
- All right, y'all
- You want to just go into it?
- Wow. (laughs)
- Oh, disgusting.
- I would probably eat my mom's brain first.
- Elon Musk's brain.
- Closest living person next to me.
- I love my mom, but I'd want to like,
get her out of the picture.
- Probably be Adam Sandler simply
because I think it would make me funnier.
- I mean when you're a zombie,
I don't think you'd know what to do besides
snip out that fresh live brain meat.
You know, like (mimics eating).
- Like (mimics eating)
- (mimics eating) You know what I mean?
We'd do a little bit of that.
(mimics eating)
- I'd like be really classy about it.
I'd put on a bib.
A little salt and pepper.
- In tiny little bites.
- Dribble blood down right here.
- I'd like (mimics eating).
Does that work? Is that what you mean?
Yeah, that's it. (laughs)
- Oh god.
- Touching Kevin James's beard.
- Oh, Kevin James's Beard. - Kevin James's Beard.
- That is the nastiest beard I've ever seen.
- Let's all go with the beard.
(laughing)
- Kevin James (gags).
- The beard moves sometimes.
- I just, that would be really gross.
- The beard wasn't so terrible for me.
So I'm going with eyeball.
- No one needs to touch Kevin James's beard, ever.
- We don't know what's in there.
- Oh, well, my beard was made of custard.
I don't know if you knew that.
- It was huge!
- Avoid Kevin James's beard at all costs.
- In fact, I don't think he would care for it as well.
♪ Get freaky with me ♪
(laughing)
- What word?
- What would I say?
- I'm gonna go with foo-snaggle.
- Like adomium, or something.
- Waka Flocka.
- Farts!
- A-vaca-do. And that would turn you into an avocado.
- I'm known as a clean comedian,
but I wanna cuss and I wanna cuss real bad.
- It would make everybody look at you like what?
What's happening?
- So much performing in these interviews.
- Hoo-hoo! Ha-ha-ha! Hoo-hoo-hoo!
He gone!
- Like (high pitched laughing), I don't know.
- Eee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
- I feel like that's what they sound like
at like Party City.
(high pitched laughing)
- Don't ever cast me as a witch, guys.
- Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
- That's a good one, man.
- Okay. This is extremely awkward.
- What was the question?
I'm just laughing at that old-ass reference.
- We've already had a baby.
So he's grown now.
He's not a baby anymore.
- I would name the little baby creature Hal.
- Ursula.
- The creature from the brown lagoon.
- Something non-threatening.
- And it would probably be like an ugly baby.
- His name is Javier. He's a good kid.
He just got into Stanford.
- Ivy?
That's not really like hilarious, but it's kind of fitting.
- I would probably just like give it some melatonin
or something.
♪ Go to sleep ♪
♪ You ugly little baby ♪
♪ Go on, go to sleep ♪
- I would blow bubbles under the water.
(speaking gibberish)
- These are questions for like eight-year-olds.
(laughing)
- Oh, that's hilarious.
- Oh God.
- I would go with the soup.
- Definitely not the soup.
- I do not trust Hubie.
- I don't think I'd do well with that.
- I would love to try it. Why not?
- It sounds magical.
- Hubie threw up a lot when he ate his soup.
- There's no telling what that mashup is going to be.
- Everything's coming out of there.
- Thou shall not combine soups.
- I like the way clam chowder molds with noodles,
throw in some bisque in there
and you got yourself a heck of a time.
- I would go with worms.
- This is kind of tough.
- I would prefer to give the Wolfman a flea bath.
- I'm gonna go with the flea bath.
- Flea bath.
- I know the Wolfman, and I know him very well.
- I would not want to touch the Mummy's bandages.
- I don't really have the medical expertise to do that.
- I don't mind fleas,
but I like taking baths that much more,
if that makes any sense.
So see what I did? I don't know if it's,
I'm kind of confusing everybody here.
- I don't want to have any part of it.
- I'm imagining there's lots of sores and exposed flesh.
- Dirty bandages might reveal
a little too much about the mummy
that I didn't really want to know, as far as hygiene
in the undies.
- I like a bath. And I don't mind fleas.
- I would sniff the Mummy's butt.
Is that your question?
- I feel like I'd just be posed and zen.
- When I charge up, I can go doo-doo-doo!
- It would probably look like.
- I'd be like: yeaaahhhhh!
Oh my God.
- I don't know.
- And then I'd have to pee.
'Cause that's the first thing I do every time I wake up.