MARIO: Hmmm?
Hmmmm...
La la la hmm hmm hmmmm.
LUIGI: Go Weegee! Oh yeah!
Wah?
Hmmm.
Okay.
(Boop)
(This fat man is on fireahhhh!)
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(DING DONG! Someone's at the door.)
MARIO: Ho ho ho! :D
Helo!
Hmm? Hmmm... (No one's here.)
(A letter?!)
Hmmm.
(Oooh. That looks fun.)
(Look at this place.)
(Got it hand it to you, SMG4. It is a nice place they have here. :D)
MARIO: (Idea!)
Ha ha!
LUIGI: (Screams)
(Ded)
MARIO: OH YEAH!
Luigi!
ORDER US SOME TICKETS! DX
(On the plane...)
La la la hmm hmm hmmmm.
LUIGI: Halp! D;
TOAD: (Rapping) Toadly in the tool! Evrybody Naked! (untengible)
(Look, it's the captain!)
thud! (5x)
OLD MAN: (Yelling with gibberish)
SMG4: Aah! Jesus Christ! MARIO: Hmmmm....
SMG4: I'm on fire!
(Wait, what?)
(Oh, good)
BOWSER: (Growls)
(Yells)
(Yes, I would like some Frosted Cheerios please)
(T_T)
MARIO: OH (CENSORED) NO!
boom!
(Growls)
(That sounds like a problem) WAHH?!!? D:
(That sounds like a problem)
(Growls)
PUNCH! CAPTAIN: (Wilhelm scream)
MARIO: Oh no. e_o
(#grossmario)
(Yeah...)
(Wait...)
MARIO: SAY WHAAAAAAAAT?! (Insert Family Guy joke here)
(They have the Eiffel Tower)
(Yes it is.)
(NOW YOU LITERALLY SCREWED UP BIG TIME, MARIO)
(Screaming)
CAPTAIN: (Screaming) (Annddd he's dead.)
MARIO: I'm-a gonna fly for you. :)
(Airplane sounds)
MARIO AND SMG4: (Screaming)
TOAD AND PEACH: (Screaming)
LUIGI: Wahh!
MARIO: (Airplane sounds)
(I wonder what's on TV...)
(OH GOD NO! NOT TELETUBBIES! DX)
SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! DDD: (Insert Simpsons joke here)
boom!
ME(?): Everyone died! The end. (Insert SpongeBob joke here)
R.I.P. SMG4, Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Peach. (1 like = 1 prayer)
(Gotcha b*tch!)
(MARIO'S ALIVE?!!? :OOO)
(SMG4, TOO?!!?)
(Gay)
(#MANMAKESBABEHS)
(EVEN PEACH AND TOAD?!!?)
(Oh God no, not Luigi)
LUIGI: (Screams) SMG4: OH WHAT?!
thud! (No wait, I was wrong. Luigi's alive. :D)
(What's that?)
MARIO: Wahhh!
JAPANESE GUY: (Japanese speaking)
MARIO: What? :s
JAPANESE GUY: (More Japanese speaking)
(You have reached your destination: Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island :D)
LUIGI: Yahoo! ;D
(Viva La Vida by Coldplay plays)
TOAD: (Screams)
splash!
YEAH! Nyaaaa!
(Laughs)
FISH: Om nom nom.
MARIO AND LUIGI: No.
(Whoa)
BOWSER: (Yelling from distance)
thud!
PEACH: (Screaming)
(When does Bowser fly?)
(This Koopa is flying in the sky...)
thud!
(MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND FROM SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE)
MARIO Hoo ho ho! LUIGI: (Screams)
boom! (Ded?)
(Shouldn't we help Toad)
(I'm tagging along, too!)
(Is that SMG3?!!?)
(In the lair...)
(WHIRRING)
(Beep)
SMG4: HEY (CENSORED)ER!
(You got caught b$h!)
(INSERT DESPICABLE ME JOKE HERE) Banna
SMG3: (Screaming)
JAPANESE GUY: *Japanse accent?*
punch!
HOLY (CENSORED)O!
thud! (GRUNTS)
PLS DUNT HERT MEEEEEEHH (B$H, shut your mouth!)
Dah-suuu ka!
THIS IS A MOTHER HOUSE-SA!
DAA HOOUSSEE-SAAAAA!
boom! (Ded)
(Click)
(PAUSE THE VIDEO AND IT'S NOT A SUBMARINE)
splash!
(Windows error) [INSERT WINDOWS 10 JOKE HERE]
(OH. GOD. NO.)
(Just Dance: SMG4 EDITION)
BOWSER: (Don't do drugs kids)
(No.)
(More like 29 minutes and 40 seconds)
(Bowser flies again)
(T_T)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
(Is that a robot of SMG3???)
LUIGI: Waahhh!
(Oh my God I was right!)
(Oh God not Mario)
MARIO: Mama(CENSORED)a! D:
(Screams)
MARIO: (Screaming) SMG4: (CENSORED) OH (CENSORED) OH (CENSORED)!
MARIO: Oof!
(Item box!)
(What's it going to be?)
(Banana!)
(SMG3 Slips)
crash! (AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
SMG3: SHUT THE (CENSORED) UP! DX (Why? Cat got your tongue? Ba dum crash!)
(I've been coming up with cat jokes all morning!)
(I'm feline fine! Everything's purr-fect!)
(Oh come on, SMG3! I'm just KITTEN around! I need better friends.)
MARIO AND SMG4: (Screaming)
SMG3: OOHHHH (CEENNNSSSSOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEEDDDDDDDD)!!!!!!
(Is he dead?)
(You won! :D)
(Not yet! D:)
(START RUNNING!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES SMG4 AND MARIO!!!)
MARIO: (Screaming)
(Agreed)
LUIGI: (Gibberish)
PEACH: Thank you, Luigi.
(Caught!)
LUIGI: (Screaming)
PEACH: (Screams)
thud!
SMG3: WT(CENSORED) IS DAT
(CRITICAL ERROR 468)
AAAH! Jesus Christ! OH GOD!
(OVERDRIVE CAN'T HANDLE SPAZINGNESS)
(BYE.)
(You won! For real)
LUIGI: (Crying)
(Beep.12x)
LUIGI: Oh yeah!
MARIO: NO! D:<
(Beep. 12x)
ka-ka-kaboom!
(ALL SCREAM)
sploosh.
(Yep. ;D)
(I DON'T KNOW.)
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