Willie: Who is - who is your momma? What is her name?
Tyrone: Bertha.
Wllie: You wanna dye today don’t ya
Juan: You make an order!
Willie: Why are you stupid?! Why you stupid? Stop being stupid!
Russell: A view sents in a request to prank this hot-headed guy named Willie.
Russell: Willie cursed out the requester's mom for parking too close to his driveway.
Russell: Now, I called back Willie as that woman's son to serve up some justice, OP style.
Russell: This guy's definitely one of the all time craziest ragers. Enjoy.
[phone ringing]
Tyrone: Hey, it's Tyrone.
Willie: Tyrone?
Tyrone: Tell me this my dawg.
Tyrone: Was you the one who was disrespecting my momma?
Willie: Man, I don't even know you.
Tyrone: Listen dawg, she told me -
Willie: I don't know your ma'- I don't know your momma.
Tyrone: You know my momma, you know my momma. You called her a little bitch.
Willie: No, I don't - who is - who is your momma? What is her name?
Tyrone: Bertha.
Willie: Bertha who?
Tyrone: Bertha Jones.
Willie: From where?
Tyrone: Listen man.
Willie: I don't know man, I don't know your momma.
Tyrone: Just apologize right quick and we call it done.
Willie: Is you alright now?
Tyrone: Meet me out *** Park, let's meet there right now. We can talk about it.
Willie: You said Oak Park?
Tyrone: Yeah, come on Willie!
Willie: Where - where - Willie?
Willie: Oh, so you know my name?
Tyrone: Yeah!
Willie: You wanna die today don't you?
Tyrone: Listen motherf**ker, talk about rope in this motherf**ker back in.
Willie: Uh, you wanna die today don't you?
Tyrone: Listen Mr. *** - Willie: Come on! You know Mr. *** don't you?
Tyrone: Yeah I know Mr. ***!
Willie: You know who the f**k - come exactly to where I live and knock on my motherf**king door.
Tyrone: I know who the f**k you is. I know who the f**k you is!
Willie: Come on in.
Tyrone: You got that Charger out front.
Willie: You better quit playing.
Willie: No I got the - I got the forty out front.
Tyrone: Alright, keep your eyes on them tires, alright? Keep an eye them.
Willie: You better quit motherf**king playing with me.
Tyrone: You better park that car indoors.
Willie: Motherf**ker bring your a** over here and do what you gonna do now!
Willie: Come on now, bring your a** now!
Willie: I'mma park something in the garage that's gonna be my d**k in your mouth.
Willie: Come over here and f**k with my s**t!
Russell: [laughing]
[phone ringing]
Russell: This is Russell with Vinyl on site, we're actually on our way now to fullfill your order.
Russell: We have a pending order here for a vinyl installation on a 2007 Dodge Charger.
Russell: On *** Street?
Willie: An installation?
Russell: Didn't you call this in the other day?
Willie: Nah!
Russell: There was a yellow vinyl installation simply in the Times New Roman font saying: "Sorry Tyrone".
Willie: Sorry Tyrone?
Russell: The note says: "For disrespecting his momma".
Russell: Somebody did call in two days ago to set up this order, they asked to rush deliver.
Russell: We actually charge a 59 dollar fee for that and we were gonna have to acutally bill you at the door, so.
Willie: Hell no! Listen man, you don't even need to send them over there. I don't be knowing who this is.
Willie: Somebody been calling my phone, something I said about his momma. I don't know his momma and I don't know him.
Willie: And tell Tyrone when you talk to him again, say "kiss my a**" and send him that in a yellow vinyl with the driver, okay? Have a good day.
Russell: In the yellow vinyl you're saying, send that back to him?
Russell: [laughing] It's pretty funny that he said "send it back, kiss my a**, in the yellow".
[phone ringing]
Juan: Yeah, hello. This is driver por the Vinyl installation.
Juan: I'm here outside but I cannot - [stuttering]
Juan: My manager called me, something about cancellation?
Willie: I ain't order that s**t, take it back with you. I didn't order it.
Willie: I don't know who hired you and who ordered that s**t, but somebody full on s**ting you.
Juan: But I -
Juan: But look, I have to pay for gas, to come all the way here you know...
Juan: I'm independant contractor, they pay me only when I fini -
Willie: I don't give a f**k who you is man! I ain't paying you s**t! Go home!
Juan: Can you pay me for the gas? The Gasolina?
Willie: I'm not paying you s**t! Hear what I just said?
Juan: Please -
Willie: Did you hear what I just said? I ain't gonna pay!
Juan: Look -
Willie: How you gonna get paid anyway?!
Juan: Please, help me because I - [stuttering]
Willie: I ain't helping you do a s**t, I ain't tell you to come!
Juan: Look, don't be a motherf***er, okay?
Juan: I'm trying to do my job -
Willie: Suck my motherf***ing d**k!
Juan: You - You are mo -
Willie: Suck my motherf***ing d**k!
Juan: You - you -
Willie: Suck it until you drop!
Willie: Suck my d**k until you c***, bye motherf***er.
Juan: But - If I'm going to suck it, why am I goin- You don't make sense...
Russell: [laughing] I was f***ing laughing dude, I couldn't even f***ing -
[phone ringing]
Willie: Yeah?
Juan: Look, I'm outside your house, I'm not gonna leave until I get my gas money, okay?
Juan: It's not nice.
Willie: You stay - You stay right there! You stay right there, okay?
Juan: Not nice -
Willie: You stay there, don't go no where -
Juan: You take adventage! You take adventage on me!
Willie: Don't - Don't - don't go nowhere, stay right where you at!
Willie: Why are you stupid?! Why you stupid? Stop being stupid!
Juan: I've been waiting here for one hour.
Willie: Why being stupid man? You're stupid!
Juan: Why am I being stupid? You make order -
Willie: 'Cause your a** is still there!
Juan: Motherf***er -
Willie: Leave!
Juan: You waste my gas
Ressell: Is so mad!