Welcome to another episode of dad jokes
Dad jokes like three or four I think so three or four, but it's dad jokes
Try not to laugh so if you want you guys can grab a cup of water, or a bottle of water
You can do it with us get your water. Yeah, yeah, okay, get your water right now
I know you're being lazy get up go get your water. Yeah. Well. I see I see I see some people have the water
That's good. That's good. All right. Let's play some try not to laugh. I'm gonna make these monkeys laugh
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It's just the coincidence that jokes I'm gonna tell some classic dad jokes and the monkeys are gonna try not to laugh
They're gonna. Have a whole bunch of water in their mouths so are you guys ready for this?
Okay combination of new jokes classic jokes and knock-knock jokes monkeys. Please make your bold mouths full of water and make sure that
Now we're closer. Oh, I gotta bring it up. Oh
Full cheeks, what do you call cheese? That's not yours?
Nacho cheese
You know that joke yeah, okay a man just assaulted me with butter cream and milk how dairy
Knock knock Nana none of your business who it is I
Don't trust climbing up the stairs because they're always up to something
No, okay, here's no math right
There's just something about subtraction that just doesn't add up
Hello it's a classic man. That's a classic I
Used to work at the doughnut Factory, but I quit I was fed up with the whole business
You like that yep knock knock Robin Robin Robin
You hand over the cash I
Killed that joke the delivery was you
Get me all wet hey you guys ready for a vacuum joke mm-hmm, I forget it sucks
I
Ran into a mirror once I really need to watch myself
Do you guys want to hear a joke about a clock yeah, it's about time, right?
Okay, I tried wearing tight jeans once
I
Tried to wear tight jeans yes, the funny fire. I'm trying to let Joe get them all wet okay knock knock
Candice Candice door open or what?
Knock knock Doris Doris lock that's why I had to knock
You guys ready for this one. This is a good classic right here. I had three Bulls of alphabet soup
I had the biggest vowel movement ever
Hiccupping my phone is waterproof man knock-knock interrupting honk
I
Wrote a song about a tortilla once what's more of a rap?
Okay
knock knock
my dam
My damn foot got caught in the door. Please open it
Okay, okay. What kind of car does a cow with lots of money drive a
Cadillac you guys don't know what a Cadillac is a rich coward drives a Cadillac. No, okay?
Did you guys hear about the guy who invented the number zero?
Yes, thanks for nothing
The part where the guide ran to the number zero like nobody invented
Well that's how you got to walk into a dad joke all right here we go, what does a baby computer call his dad I?
Understand oh man what you guys think about that oh?
Oh, man. I hope you I hope you ran out of water
It's I'm soaked. Please no more okay, because I don't want to do the laundry Rita
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Let us know down below if you have any funny dad jokes mom jokes funny puns try this at home with your family
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