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Oh, it's too quiet. Oh, it's too quiet. Oh my gosh. It's so quiet. Oh, no I think my neighbor is gone
I'm thoroughly convinced she can hear everything I'm doing, so I just don't make videos anymore. It's fine.
I'm having an internal crisis. Anywho, what's up? How's it going? How's it hanging? Whenever I go to my parents house
I always go into my old bedroom and find fun things to take home.
It's kind of like a thrift store except like I've seen everything and I also bought it
And it's mine and well- the last time I was there I decided to fill up a bag full of things and share it
Because I need to make a video that is why I did this yes. It is. okay
I don't know where to start, but like let me just like rummage through some things
I should have you know what I need a chair of some sort. let me prop this up.
Ohh fuck me god. Damn it. Okay. I got a chair and a new camera angle, so that's-
Oh god oh no oh god
So the first thing that I went through was my old closet
Let me know if you see a pattern a Paramore shirt Paramore shirt Paramore Paramore Paramore. Oh my god, cute
paramore paramore shirt another paramore shirt a paramo-
why would I have -wha- in what world would you see me wearing this?? paramore shirt paramore We got another Paramore shirt.
Uh...Paramore so a paramore shirt wha paramore it's a Paramore shirt guys Paramore my arms hurt
wow...It's a paramore shirt and a Paramore shirt that's my closet. I don't know what I was expecting
Speaking of bands and music I forgot that I brought this oh my god.
Oh myyyy God my very first guitar like ever ever ever
Sounds about right we have stickers on stickers
I even just decided to start making my own with duct tape my favorite part of this guitar is the back
Because I spent so much time trying to make this elaborate pattern the best part about this
Right here is the fact that I-I mean. This is by far the pettiest thing I've ever done, okay
If you look real close, I'm you-you just won't see it. It's so small I wrote the letters
I H C which stood for
I Hate Caitlyn which was just some girl I didn't like she was so mean. she was really mean to me
And I had no idea why that's just like so petty like move over Taylor Swift
I am so petty this I didn't even need to put in the video. I'm just excited that I have it
I don't know if this is familiar to anyone, but McDonald's actually used to have good Happy Meal toys, and this was the result
Okay sick dude fucking siiiick
When the Inspector Gadget movie came out okay, alright, okay
It had separate toys for each of his body parts
So like you get a hat one time you get a-
I swear it's a quality toy
I promise you. He's got an extender hand
His leg turns into a screwdriver and a pair of pliers whaatt
It took me so many chicken nuggets to get that this I just thought would be fun it's a PVC pipe saxophone
Did you get that? I cannot play this to save my life, I don't underst I don't wha how do you what is your huh?
no
Did you hear that
I did it honestly I am so over this I'm-oh-I'm done
This right here is a box of business cards because I am a cinematographer
Apparently I didn't know but I do now cuz I have proof you can be anything you want to be as long as you make
Business cards like no one can tell you you're not this you have a card. This book, I remember reading it as a child
it's called the Gooch machine um also ermm
I don't know if everyone is familiar with the term gooch
But it's the space between a butt hole and a ball sack
So I just don't know why there's a children's book about it. I just want to verify this real quick. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
Uhhh is the area that attaches one's sack to one's asshole
Just saying I'm just saying why did how did okay This is actually a book of poems for children to perform
But like I want to read one so can we just this is called
Dad's greatest fear sometimes my dad gets worried his face looks sad and grim.
I guess he's scared that someday I'll grow up just like him
That is depressing as fuck holy shit
What the what what this right here deserves its own video because this
Journal
Only has one thing in it so there was like a month where I questioned my sexuality
But I wrote my thought process down in a matter of three journal entries. I start writing this on July 8th
I make another entry on July 20th and on July 23rd
I'm gay this has to be the most embarrassing thing I could ever think of ___ asked ___
If she'd ever have sex with a girl and her response went something like ew
That is so disgusting and that she said that I thought how in the world could it be any grosser than putting a fucking penis
In your mouth so many questions making their way through my brain and creating a load of confusion a rather
inexplicable question being why are Snickers peanut butter in little squares instead of a normal candy bar
I really have always wondered that why did they change the shape of the candy like I don't get it last but not least I just
Got a bunch of yearbooks because like those are always fun
Oh. My camera is about to die, so I'm just gonna skip right ahead to high school. That's uh there we go there we go
I had some angst and probably a paramore shirt on underneath. This kid above me
Can you tell that I dyed his hair?
Can you tell because I did so yeah That's basically what's in my old bedroom
If you liked the video make sure to give it a thumbs up and subscribe, but that's it for me
So I will see later suckers
Byeee
I don't have fingernails *gasp*
Oh, this is sad. Oh no. Oh, please come on come on wow the intricacies
Yeah, that's a word. She's the reason for the graffiti on my guitar