- The first time I had my heart broken was
when the man I was in love with at 16 had sex
with a woman in the same room that I was sleeping in.
I thought that was very disrespectful.
- Did you and your mom ever talk again?
(Katya laughs) (fun music)
Hi, it's me, Trixie Mattel. - And I'm Katya.
- And we are two Queens who like to watch.
- Yes, we do. - What are we watching today?
- Oh, my God, why don't I tell you?
We're watching Season Three
of the Netflix original series "Sex Education."
- It follows a bunch of teens
who are learning about their bodies
and their sexuality and their sexiness.
- Mama, thrills, spills, chills, twists, turns.
So I watched the first two seasons of the show.
- Of "Sex Education?" - Oh, yes, I did, Mary,
and guess what? - What's the tea?
- I loved every (beep) second of it.
- Watching teenagers learn about sexuality,
I think, will help many of us reflect
on some of our trials and tribulations
as teens finding themselves. - I agree,
and you will particularly be interested
in the ways they do this, 'cause guess what?
They charge money.
- The teenagers? - Yeah, so-
- Netflix, they charge money? (Katya laughs)
(fun music)
Spoilers ahead, we are gonna talk about the details
of this program to entice you,
but also give away a few things, so spoilers ahead.
- You know what my sex ed class was?
Hey, (beep.) - My sex education was
the gay kid in my school telling me,
"As soon as I came out as gay,
"pretty much every in school has (beep) me."
- Excuse me, what, now? - Yes!
He was like, "If you come out as gay,
"all the people who wanna do gay stuff will be like,
"'Well, that's where we get the gay stuff,'
"and then they come do stuff to you."
- What the (beep)? (fun music)
- [Trixie] New school year,
and BFFs Otis and Eric are catching up
on what they did over the summer.
- What's on your face?
- It's a mustache.
- Do you like a crustache?
- I (beep) hate, ooh, I'm sorry if anybody has a mustache.
I personally do not care at all for them.
- I love mustaches.
If that was on a 30-year-old man,
a sparse little mustache like that, I would love it.
- Just doing handjobs and stuff.
- Well, handjobs is sex.
- Is a handjob sex? - A handjob is a handjob.
- Yeah. - What do you think
about this outfit on the right?
- I don't live.
I'm happy that teenagers in the world do dress like that.
The wearing of a helmet is exciting to me.
I often feel like I'm the only person who has a helmet.
I would get places with my helmet.
People would go, "Did you bike here?"
I'm like, "No, I'm
just really careful." - "No, I took the subway."
(laughs) Yeah. - You never know.
(guys yelling)
- The guy who just bumped him used
to be the bully, and then bullied
the black dude, yeah. - The gay?
- And then one day in the janitor's closet during detention,
they got into a little kerfuffle that transformed into a-
- Okay, that never happens.
- I know, but, it's such a fantasy.
- And you know he's gay now,
right? - Pushed her
out of the closet. - My issue is
that he's not wearing a primer with that shadow.
(Katya laughs) It's a long school day.
That's my issue. (fun music)
- [Katya] So now we're gonna meet
Jemima Kirke, the new principal,
famous from the TV show "Girls," Lena Dunham.
- "Girls?" - Have you ever wanted
to see Lena Dunham's (beep) get railed
for 15 straight minutes-
- In fluorescent lighting? - In bad lighting?
- Yeah, her fucking- - Yeah, in a bunk bed,
grown-out, blown-out. - Flash-lit
and like (exclaims). - VHS, yeah.
♪ Do the alligator ♪
♪ Put your hand on your hips, yeah ♪
- (laughs) Jail. - Do the kids like this?
- I don't know. - The costuming
in this show is aliens from Mars doing their impersonation
of what high schoolers dress like.
- Yeah, it's a strange, can't-quite-place-it location
or time. - British, very British.
(bell rings) - Yeah.
- That person's British.
His parents were British. (Katya laughs)
His grandparents were British. (Katya claps)
- So this is her big entrance, first impression
to try to impress high schoolers, which is a losing battle.
- Okay, yeah, that jacket's really growing on me.
Do gay people (Katya belches)
in high school have straight guy friends?
- Yes, I did, I was a gay.
I sucked his (beep), though.
- Yeah, I went to Moordale, too.
- I love her lipstick.
- You love this lipstick?
This no-lip-liner, diffused? - This diffused, no-liner?
(claps hands) Thank you. - She stuck her finger
in a packet of Kool-Aid, a wet finger,
and then just went- - Yeah, and she just went-
(both exclaiming)
- Oh, God, the brow? - Yeah.
- I mean, this is horrible. (Katya sighs)
My buttoned-all-the-way-up faded black denim suicide suit?
- I know. - She's wearing
the same outfit as the people in "Us."
- Yes! (Trixie exclaims)
- I will get Moordale and your futures back on track.
(students cheer)
(Trixie and Katya clapping) (fun music)
- So Adam, who was, before, a bully, confides in Ola
that he feels like a wimp
for dating a guy. - If you feel like a wimp
for dating a man- - Guess what?
It's really difficult and impressive
to take a (beep) up your (beep).
It's hard, it hurts. - It's (beep) in reverse.
- Yeah, it's taking physics
(Trixie laughs) and going, whoa!
Spitting into the face of Albert Einstein.
- When my mom died, I was angry all the time.
- Here we go. (sighs) (Katya laughs)
Movies and shows have made me so desensitized
to characters whose moms have died.
- Yeah. - In real life,
when people's moms die,
I'm like, "Blah, blah, blah," (Katya laughs)
because I'm like, "You know who else's mom and dad died?"
- Every- (laughs) - "Simba, Pippi Longstocking."
I'm just like, "Everyone." - (claps hands) Bambi.
- I don't want people to think I'm a pussy.
- 'Cause you're dating a guy?
- I'm still a man. - Yeah,
of course, you're still a man.
- I don't have any problem with my manhood,
and look at this. - Look at this.
- When I'm sticking my (beep) wiener in your dad's butt-
- In a wig. - In a wig,
I have never questioned my manhood.
I don't feel like a sissy.
I feel like a diva. (fun music)
- So Eric is doing Adam's makeup for the first time
and things start to get sexual, and then they realize
that they're not sure who's the top or bottom,
which I just have to say never happens.
Does he think that he has to wear makeup
'cause he's gay now? - Yes, well, I mean.
♪ And I don't wanna wind up ♪ (lips smacking)
♪ Being parted ♪ - They seem sure.
- I think I'm ready, too.
- Really? - Yes.
(Eric laughs)
- A very normal human laugh. (Katya laughs)
Nothing weird about that, sexy, even.
Do they both think that that's how sex starts, too?
- Oh, my God. ♪ We'll never get started ♪
- What the fuck is going on (laughs) on this day?
What the fuck is happening?
Do they think that contact improv is sex?
- Am I gonna have to flip the table?
- (laughs) Yes! - This is a product
of not enough sex information at school.
- Yeah. - You shouldn't get
to the point of sex
and be doing (beep) Twister. (guys thud)
- Are you okay? I'm ready to have sex.
- (exclaims) Okay, two. One, two, three.
Cheerleader pyramid, yeah, what?
- Oh, I'm sorry. - Oh, sorry.
(Katya laughs) - But you know what?
This is why kids need better sex education.
- Yeah. - On Netflix.
(Katya laughs) (fun music)
- [Katya] All right, so there's a lovely picnic in the park.
Eric and Adam are trying to have sex again,
but Adam's not so sure that he wants to have sex.
- I'm worried that I don't know what I'm doing.
- Well, I don't know, either.
- That's part of being a virgin!
- Nobody knows what they're doing until they start doing it!
"I'm not good at sex." (exclaims)
You're not playing baseball.
- Yeah. - There's no batting average.
- I know I'm good at it- - Yeah.
- 'Cause my boyfriend always lays there and says, "Yes!"
(Katya laughs)
And then at the end he goes (cheers)!
- (laughs) He does that Arsenio Hall.
(Katya exclaims) - (laughs) Yeah,
and I know that he's bad at it, 'cause I'm always going-
- "No." (laughs) - "No!"
- Don't worry, I douched before school.
- What's happening here? - I douched before school
at 7:30 in the morning? - Mama,
Mother Nature has other plans. - Don't worry,
I douched four meals ago. (Katya laughs)
What? - I wiped last Wednesday.
(Trixie laughs) (laughs) Don't worry.
- You don't wanna have sex?
- Not in the direct sunlight on the grass, what the-
- With no wet wipes around, no running water?
- That you weren't comfortable with yourself yet
and that this would all be a bit too gay for you.
(Trixie gasps) Look, I understand
that you're not ready to tell your mom,
but if you're not all in, then I can't be with you.
- Tea, good for him. - Yeah.
Good self-respect and dignity in high school.
I still haven't learned that as a 43-year-old woman.
- My patience with men who aren't out yet?
- Nothing. - Out the window.
- Yeah, unless they're in my house.
- You're DL? I'm DL too: don't like.
- (laughs) Yeah. (fun music)
So Adam's doing
the good old tossing-pebbles-at-the-nighttime-window
TV thing, and he reveals
that part of his trepidation has to do with the fact
that he thinks he might be a bottom.
- Sure. Can two bottoms make it work?
- Yes, of course they can. - I think they can, too.
- (laughs) What? - Another PSA, quick.
- Okay, yeah, go ahead, this is "Sex Education."
- Prostate stimulation via the anus has nothing to do
with gay or straight, Mama.
It's about sensation- - No,
because you know what else? - What else?
Look at straight porn.
It's all anal, and so this idea
that gay people take it up the butt?
I'm like you literally go home and jerk off
to (beep) your wife in the (beep).
The only reason you don't is because you're scared to ask.
- Yeah. - And that's the difference
between you and me. (Katya laughs)
- Don't want to have sex with you.
(gentle music)
I want you to have sex with me.
- Confusing. - Thank you. (laughs)
- Are they really doing this "7th Heaven"-level music?
And then it's not, "Your mom has cancer."
(Katya laughs) "Your dad left a videotape
"for you after he killed himself."
We're really getting, "I want you to put you in me bottom."
- "I want you to bugger me (beep) hole."
(both laugh) - Look at his face.
"Oh!" - "Oh, so I can eat
"dinner now." (laughs) - See, he's sympathetic,
'cause he knows that he's trying.
- Yeah. - Animal print
and metallic eyeliner does not mean
he a bottom. - Nothing means
you're a bottom. - Nothing means
you're a bottom. - Just as height
and weight is not proportionate
or commensurate to penis size whatsoever.
- Hot people, doesn't mean they're good in bed.
- Nope. - And ugly people,
doesn't mean they deserve to live.
(Katya laughs) (laughs) It's the same thing.
They did sex. - They did sex.
- Go before my parents see you stayed the night.
♪ And I need ♪ (Katya laughs)
(fun music) - The new headmaster brings
the students into the office,
where she ridicules their wardrobe one at a time.
Now I like her.
What is she going through? - The middle one?
- She looks like she's going to a Trixie and Katya show.
- I know breaking old habits is hard work,
but I want you all following uniform rules
by the end of the week.
Oh, Maeve, Miss Sands tells me you're interested in applying
for the Gifted and Talented program in the States.
- No, I can't afford it.
- I'm going to see what I can do about getting some funding,
so you'd better get that. - Life-changing!
In high school, I got to go to France on a full scholarship.
- What? - I applied
for this need-based scholarship
to pay for my whole trip to go to France for a month.
When I got the money,
you know what I said to all my friends?
"Sorry you guys are still poor."
- "Bye, you poor, floppity (beep)."
- I did run out of money, though.
- (laughs) Yeah. (fun music)
Students are separated by gender
and made to watch an archaic video.
- (exclaiming) You again, no!
- It's the UK, did you see all those cut (beep)
in that video? (Katya laughs)
Those flying (beep) should have had hoods of skin!
- That's true. - We all know
what it's like to get unwanted and unnecessary erections.
- No erection is unnecessary. - I was gonna say, Mama.
- Is that British Bill Nye?
- Sex will ruin your life.
- Tea. (laughs) - Work.
That's the job you want. (Katya claps hands)
- Yeah. - Netflick casting,
whenever you have a role
like that again. - Yeah.
- Is the boys' class being taught about pregnancy, as well,
or is it just us girls?
- Work. - It's just us, is it?
Very progressive. - Quiet, Maeve.
- All those names over there are wacky, (beep).
(Katya laughing)
"Don't make me repeat myself, Dearbhla,
(Katya slapping leg) "Maeve, and Callum!"
- "Garabell, shut up!" - "Gemma?"
(bell rings) Also, I'm not trusting
this woman in this outfit to tell me about sex.
- No. (fun music)
- Eric and Adam meeting up here,
and they're getting a little honest about the fact
that being friends with an ex can bring on some jealousy.
I love his clothing.
This person knows who they are.
- Yeah, and this person needs to tell that person
to use the front (beep) door.
- I don't want a boyfriend who doesn't use the front door.
- Yeah. - I want a boyfriend
who uses the back door. - The back, yeah.
- I just wish you wouldn't get jealous.
(gentle music) I chose you.
- [Katya] Can't fight the moonlight.
- That's a streetlight. (bell rings)
(Trixie and Katya laugh)
But you know what, the UK's so foggy,
they're probably like, "Is that the moon?"
(Katya laughs)
"Oh, it's the moon!" - I think
I need regular education. (both laugh)
- You don't need sex education.
- I just need education. (fun music)
So we'll get a little sex talk on the bus.
Adam and Rahim are talking about pulling the padge.
- That's me, sadly. (Katya laughs)
- Have you ever noticed how we're on a trip?
- Did they do edibles or something?
- Mama, that was me in 7th grade,
smoking a doobie in the bathroom.
(Katya snapping fingers) - Being high has never felt
like this to me. - Not from weed, Mama.
(plucky music) (feces splashes)
- Ew, I don't need that.
What is happening?
(water splashes) (Trixie gasping)
- Oh, me at my first day of work at Dorothy's.
- You don't (beep) on the bus,
really, ever. - Everybody knows this.
You don't (beep) on the bus.
(water splashes) (Rahim groans)
- It looks like a sock full of nickels.
Work, he's gonna throw it in their car.
(people in car scream)
(vehicles crash) (Rahim yelling)
- They're living. - Oh, yeah.
- I hate that family, so I don't care what happens.
- Yeah, (beep) them. (fun music)
So we got Otis and Maeve rekindling their romance.
So they were in cahoots with their little sex ed business
on the side in the first season,
and they went in and out, and now they're sniffing again.
- Well, they're straight,
so they're being brought together by anal.
(Katya laughs)
- You acted like a complete (beep) to me last time.
You don't get let off the hook just 'cause you call up once
and say, "I'm sorry."
- I'm watching you on TV right now,
and I wanted to let you know how proud I am.
- She's in an O'Reilly's commercial.
(Katya laughs)
Oh, come on, you're gonna go to separate colleges
and break up.
"Could I interest you in eating the booty like groceries?"
(Katya laughs) Nothing dramatic
like this ever happened to me
in high school. (fun music)
All right, so Eric is attending a family wedding in Nigeria,
and he meets another gay guy at the wedding.
- Is it gross if I was hoping to meet someone gay
at my family reunion?
- No, because there's lots of people
who go to your family reunion that aren't related to you.
- Right, and so I have a huge family,
and nobody's gay besides me.
- Maybe they saw what you did, and they were like,
"Ummm--" - "We're fine. (laughing)
"We're gonna take another direction."
- "We decided to go in a new direction creatively."
- It's funny, I feel happy for them, but also a bit sad
because I know I'll never have this for myself.
- Gay.
- There are lots of people like us here.
We just have to speak quietly.
I was gonna say, yeah, it's probably even maybe illegal.
- Well, yeah, but that's an important point is
it's illegal to be gay here.
(Katya sighs) Doesn't mean we don't exist.
He said, "We just have to speak quietly,"
which I wish more gay people would speak quietly.
- Well- (laughs)
- I'm going out after this, if you want to meet again.
- Yes, go meet the gay Nigerian!
- No, I-
- (claps hands) No, I couldn't possibly do that.
- I don't think I can.
- You know you brought eyeliner.
- (laughs) Yeah. - I know you brought liner
to the gig. - You brought the full kit,
Mary. - Yes!
Oh, God, fabulous outfits, though.
How can a place with such beautiful gowns
and hats hate gay people?
- I know, with the- - Come on!
- Color and pageantry.
Oh, for me in high school,
that was the equivalent of getting fisted.
- Oh, that was me, I had full sexual intercourse.
- It's like, (exclaims)!
- [Trixie] He's going, you're going!
Thank you. - Mama, you're going.
(smooth music)
- Unsurprisingly looks more fun
than American gay (laughs) bars.
- Hello, (laughs) yeah. - You know what's sad?
If you're in America and you're at a wedding,
you go out to a club, you look foolish,
'cause you're in your Men's Wearhouse suit.
- Yeah, your khakis. - They're going out
to a club. - Yeah.
- The drag is right. (fun music)
- So the new headmaster is leading an assembly,
talking about how the school has changed, sex-free.
- I (laughs) don't think anybody wants to send their child
to a school that's famous for STIs
and sex musicals.
- What is this North Korean chic?
- The Britney microphone with the Kim Jong-un.
- (laughs) Yeah, this is going
into a totalitarian direction.
- [Trixie] "We will be switching your daughter's vagina
onto airplane mode. (Katya laughs)
"All penises will be disconnected from Wi-Fi
"until summer break." (both laugh)
(crowd applauds)
- We'd like to share some ideas
on how we think listening to young people could make
our new campus the safest place to study.
- Oh, yeah. - Oh God,
they're gonna wild out. - They better.
(lively music) (crowd cheering)
- She's concerned. (Katya gasps)
She's giving me Sarah Paulson
in "American Horror Story," having those fear panic attacks.
(Trixie exclaims) (Katya laughs)
- Stop the video now! - Oh, shit!
- "We're stapling your penises to the floor."
As a reasonable administrator does,
locks a student in the room, but they escape
like Catherine Zeta-Jones through the air ducts.
- Huge air duct. (people moaning)
People aren't even just fingering anymore.
It's starting a lawnmower. (Katya laughs)
(lawnmower sputters) It's crazy.
(Katya slaps hands) - You mustn't do that!
(bottle sprays) (woman exclaiming)
(Trixie gasps) - Work.
- I always struggle plugging in British outlets. (laughs)
- I know, 'cause they have the three weird prongs.
- Yes. (fun music)
(lively music)
(man crashes) (crowd exclaims)
(Trixie and Katya exclaim)
Come on, act like it's part of the show.
Come on, guys.
Yeah, that's a (beep) coming out of a hole!
- Yeah, prolapse! (laughs) - Yeah! (cheers)
(crowd cheers) This is
what conservatives think
public school is. (fun music)
Eric kissed a guy in Nigeria and is apologizing to Adam,
and Adam forgives him, and then Eric's like, "You know what?
"I think we should break up 'cause I'd do it again."
- (beep) Dumb. - It's so, so straight.
Straight people are like, "The ultimate double cross?
"You kissed her?
"Murder my family, I could've let go."
- (laughs) Yeah, "Skinning my dad
"in front of my children's eyes, I could get over." (laughs)
- Yeah, "Suffocating our son in the night?
"Forgivable." - Yeah, "And using my hands
"to do it?" (laughs) - "But DM-ing another woman?"
- (slaps leg) Never! (Trixie cries)
- You don't feel bad, do you?
- Yes, I feel bad.
I feel bad I hurt you.
- But we're in high school.
We have to have the rigid relationship
of newlyweds in the 80s.
- Yes. (fun music)
- Well, this show has everything,
lesbians, gays, straights, bisexuals, non-binary, trans.
- Secret underground gay Nigerian bars and clubs.
- Fun makeup, fun hair. - Beautiful lighting.
- (gasps) Uniforms. - Jemima Kirke,
so check out "Sex Education," Season Three, on Netflix.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.
(fun music)