Captain America the symbol of all things
patriotic a warrior of Justice a patron
of freedom and most importantly one
seriously badass dude
I mean this guy has killed vampires
defeated gods and even beaten the
physical embodiment of drugs
however Captain America wouldn't have
been able to do any of this without his
iconic shield that enables him to
protect himself from everything from
bullets to magic hell it's so strong
Superman even borrowed at once it is so
strong but it's often described as
indestructible but is it really I'm
Jocelyn Lantern I do all the research
nobody else wants to stray from the desk
of death battle
despite being made out of vibranium a
nearly indestructible fictional metal
that absorbs damn near 100% of kinetic
energy and ricochets off walls like a
bouncy ball on crack this patriotic mega
frisbee can be destroyed however but not
by any normal circumstances it takes
something like magic or a cosmic force
to break it or cancer yeah the Big C can
screw us all even captain's shield
apparently okay let me explain so
vibranium absorbs pretty much all the
kinetic energy thrown at it but it does
have a limit and once it's reached that
limit rather than breaking it can cause
a molecular abnormality which can spread
through the shield much like cancer
effectively shattering it luckily for
the captain his shield didn't stay ill
for all too long thanks to an act of
deus ex machina when the super loud
super villain claw shot some sound waves
at the cancer-ridden shield which fixed
it so unlike all those on
Facebook who send good vibes to people
Klaw actually made a difference in
someone's life with good vibrations
but enough about Facebook idiots let's
talk about a real jerk named Thanos yet
the omnipotent intergalactic villain has
had a fair share of run-ins with Captain
America and once during his quest to
complete the gauntlet of infinity he
bitch-slapped the caps precious shield
into pieces I mean seriously
that is one grade-a slap
look at that smirk on Thanos face looks
like he's about to ask the captain where
his money at nonetheless why the captain
thought he could smack someone who
controls reality doesn't make much sense
but he'll captain's pushing 80 he saw
Ronald Reagan turned into a lizard man
and he's buddies with a Norse God so I'm
pretty sure he doesn't have that clear
of a definition of reality anyway sadly
this isn't the only time the captain has
overestimated his abilities on a more
recent note the vibranium shield was
destroyed in part by Captain a zone
arrogance in a crossover series called
fear itself an old-school Asgardian
criminal named serpent escapes from his
prison this is obviously very bad news
for everyone on the good side of things
especially our star studded hero who
stops to make a horrible quip and then
yells catch as he throws his shield
serpent like most people who have just
heard the word catch yelled at them
catches it and then breaks it into
pieces whilst simultaneously yelling
very loudly fun fact you can tell it's
loud by the seven consecutive R's now
snapping the captain's freedom protector
like a ceramic plate from Pier one might
seem impressive but that is nothing
compared to what molecule man did you
see molecule man is easily one of the
most insane Marvel characters his
ability to destroy his best showcase
when he destroys Captain America shield
and Iron Man's armor and the Silver
Surfer surfboard and Thor's hammer
Mjolnir all at the same time while
standing next to a total babe who just
really seems completely uninterested in
the proverbial neutering of a whole
group of superheroes I mean seriously
here you're just not even gonna look
lady maybe she's too distracted by his
giant purple head hat thing what the
hell is that some sort of cosmic trash
can and never mind I'll find that out
later
seriously though besides the purple
cranium thingy molecule man is one
serious badass and yeah yeah yeah sure
he was getting ready to eat our planet
and all that but he eventually decided
not to eat earth and gave everyone back
their toys so that was pretty nice
okay I can't take it I have to go find
out what the hell is on his head you
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