(upbeat electronic music)
(song ends)
Vote for Rock Candy, 'cause she's really pretty and really friggin' violent.
Dude, seriously.
Why do all these chicks hate me?
Because you're an assh--e, like, literally, you kind of look like an assh--e covered in frosting.
(upbeat country music, rooster crows)
Oh yeah, sweet potato.
What the f--k
are you doing, pink donut? I thought you loved me!
Sorry, soy BBQ rib, you're too bold and saucy for me.
You scrawny ass motherf--ker!
AAH!
(indistinct yelling)
Let's get outta here! (test tone)
Vote for the soy BBQ rib so she could get revenge on that no-good lying cheating piece of s--t son of a bitch piece of
g--damn horse s--t
pink donut husband of her.
Come on. I only cheated on her like 50 times. That's like nothing.
(gentle guitar music)
Vote for the bear claw so we can watch him f--k the pink donut deep in the ass.
Donuts don't even have asses.
They just have a hole for everything.
(sprightly techno music)
(song ends)
This is really, really sad. Vote for cheesecake because she's weird and looking for revenge. Why is she melting like that?
I don't understand? What happened? Did it get hot in there?
Because my hot body has that effect.
Vote for the stick of gum
so he could take his older brother's heart and brain, which, now that I think of it, doesn't really make any sense.
F--king hate my brother; barely related.
(calm pop music)
Vote for jawbreaker, because it doesn't want to go into any of those gross people's mouths again ever.
Except that girl with the big boobies.
Yeah, maybe she can put me in her mouth. (chuckling) You know what I mean, heh.
(sinister laughing)
Vote for the pineapple so he'll stop pooping and peeing on everything.
I don't know. I thought it was kind of hot.
(mischievous pop music)
(song fading, flames crackling)
Vote for dragon fruit so she can get revenge on her pink doughnut dad for... going to work, I guess?
How else was I supposed to pay for the pony?
Food Battle
2014! Go to smosh.com/foodbvote2014
to watch each food's music video and vote for which one you think Anthony should use this year. Do it now...
Or at least very, very soon.
Or whenever-- whenever is convenient for you, really.