The engines on the Island of Sodor are very friendly. They like to toot hello,
chuff together, and hurry to help whenever they can. One day, Thomas was
with the logging locos. He was helping them load Jobi logs. The logging locos
were sad. One biff, one bash, and there's never a crash. That's accurate. The
logging locos sigh, it's not the same without old wheezy.
There's no bash, there's no crash, there's no fun at all.
Thomas didn't like to see his friends so sad. What's the matter with old wheezy? We
don't know, he just stopped working. That's correct.
Thomas wanted to help his friends. Don't worry, I'm sure I can help fix Ol' Wheezy.
I know all about machines. Thomas chuffed carefully over to old wheezy. His driver
poked and prodded. Then there was a rattle, and a rumble. A jiggle and joggle,
and a very big bang. The logging locos were worried. Fizzling fireboxes, that's
not meant to happen! That's authentic! The logging locos looked sad. Thomas wanted
to make them happy. Don't worry, I'll puff to the Dieselworks. They know all about
fixing machines there. I'll huff back with help,
faster than fast.
At the Dieselworks, Den and Dart were busy. Please you must
come right away! Ol' Wheezy is broken! We don't fix steam engines. Ol' Wheezys a
machine! He runs on oil. You know all about oil. Den stopped. Dart smiled. That's
right! Thomas huffed happily. I knew you'd help! Thank You Dart we must hurry! Thomas
pumped his Pistons. Dart slowed, I want Den to come with me.
Thomas was puzzled. Why? You'll be fine on your own.
Oh, I want Den to come with me! But Thomas wasn't listening,
he had already chuffed away. Thomas and Dart puffed up to the logging station.
Darts wheels wobbled with surprise. He had never seen anything like the logging
locos before. I'm Bash, I'm Dash, and I'm Ferdinand. Welcome to Misty Island. That's
exact. Dart smiled. I'm Dart. And this is Ol' Wheezy. Thomas
says you can fix him, please. Dart roll towards old wheezy. Old wheezy
didn't rattle. old wheezy didn't roll. No logs flew at all. Dart was worried. Oh,
I've never seen a machine like this before.
Darts engineer poked and prodded. Old wheezy grumbled. Ol' Wheezy rumbled. Smoke
swirled, wrenches flew, and then he stopped. Dart was surprised. Dizzy diesels!
Oh, I can't fix this! And Dart rattled and rocked away over
the Misty Island Bridge. Thomas followed close behind.
Soon, they were back at the Dieselworks. Harry and Bert were grumpy. Where have
you been? Den needs you to help them. Just then
Thomas whooshed in. He was all out of breath. His axles ached.
He was Stern. Den, come with me now to Misty Island. I need you to fix old
wheezy. Den was worried. Dart must come with me.
Nope! You'll be fine on your own. I want Dart to come with me. But Thomas
wasn't listening. He was already whooshing away. At the
logging station ,Thomas led Den to old wheezy. Old wheezy still didn't rattle. Ol'
wheezy still didn't roll. And no logs flew at all. The logging locos were still
worried. So was Den. I can't fix him on my own! Of course you can! Dens engineer
poked and prodded. Old wheezy grumbled. old wheezy rumbled. More wrenches flew,
and there were even stranger noises! Then, old wheezy stoped moving. Dizzy diesels! Oh,
I'm off! And Den whooshed away like the wind. The logging locos wobbled. Thomas
whooshed. Don't worry, I'll try and fix ol wheezy again. So Thomas's driver poked
and prodded. old wheezy was worse than ever. he jumped and juddered. he proofed
and booth, and bits of metal blobs of wood and oil flew everywhere. that's not
meant to happen. that's precise! the logging locos squealed and squeaked! they
weren't happy at all. neither was Thomas. I wanted to fix old wheezy for you. I
wanted to make you happy. I wanted to help you.
Thomas looked old wheezy old wheezy was still and
silent I wish Percy were here to help me then
Thomas gasped if I want Percy's help then of course den wants darts help too
busy boilers are always better than one Diesel's don't have boilers that's true
Thomas raced back to the Dieselworks eerie calm bossy boiler himself but
Thomas wasn't bossy he was sorry den and dart I'm sorry I didn't listen to you
before please will you both come to Misty Island with me I know now you both
need to help me fix old wheezy then and dart smiled no way are we going back to
Misty Island but but I learned now that I was a bossy boiler and I should have
listened instead of talking we know but we're done helping you but then who's
gonna help me fix old wheezy just then the door to the Dieselworks
creeped open diesel 10 so old wheezy needs help
does he out of my way silly steamie oh no diesel 10 waste from the diesel
works west of Misty Island the logging locos were shocked
I'm bash I'm dash and Dawn Ferdinand and we're the logging locos that's realistic
so old wheezy has problems does he well allow me to assist you
diesel tense driver poked and prodded she pushed and pulled the logging locos
watched and waited then with a grunt and a groan or roar and a rattle old wheezy
was fixed logs flew they bounced and the and they knocked over the logging locos
finally old wheezy is ours silly Steamies we will destroy you by
throwing logs everywhere Oh Henrietta
yes yes destroy the Steamies this is very very bad I'm gonna hide in my
tunnel Oh
diesel 10 must be stopped only my magic railroad doesn't stop you diesel 10
magically silly steamie hey I'm on the wrong channel invisibility on take that
you silly steam is diesel 10 must be stopped we can't let the story end like
this can we it was a beautiful springtime day on the Island of Sodor
Charlie was looking for his friends when he came upon Ferdinand hey Ferdinand
knock knock who's there Ferdinand Oh Ferdinand who Ferdinand
beats two in the bush ha ha ha that's funny
Charlie said off and went on his way to find more friends to tell knock-knock
jokes too he soon found Daisy at the tall tunnel
Oh hiya Daisy Oh Bonjour charlie hey Daisy
knock knock who's there Daisy Daisy who Daisy Paul's Freight but at night he
sleeps Oh charlie very droll a most singular joke Charlie kept chugging
around and soon came to knapford station where Dennis and Freda were waiting
hello Charlie hey Dennis knock knock who's there Dennis Dennis who Dennis
says I gotta get a tooth pulled oh very funny charlie hey Frieda knock knock
who's there Oh Frieda Frieda who a freed I'll be
telling knock-knock jokes all day ha ha ha your jokes are fungal bar and off
Charlie went to find more of his friends he soon made his way down to Brendam
docks where the Scottish twins Donald and Douglas were waiting ah hello Bea
Charlie how are you I'm doing great guys hey Donald knock knock
ah who's there charlie Donald Donald who Donald come baby cradle and all oh
that's funny charlie hey Douglas knock knock hey Charlie who's there
Douglas don't push who the glass half-full or half-empty oh hey that
Charlie he's always good for the wheel off and off Charlie went to find more of
his friends to tell jokes too he soon came to the china clay pits
hey Charlie how's it going hey Fergus knock knock who's there
Fergus Fergus who for Gus sake Let Me In it's cold outside Oh Charlie that's not
right hey Fred knock knock who's there
Fred Fred who who's a friend of the big bad wolf
hey bear knock knock who's there Charlie then then who then knocking all day my
head hurts ha ha ha you're very funny charlie and
Charlie left looking for more of his friends to tell jokes too he soon made
his way up to the Blue Mountain quarry where he found his friends and
narrow-gauge engines hey Freddy knock knock hey who's there Freddy Freddy who
Fred you're not here come the knock-knock jokes hey Duncan knock knock
who's there Duncan Duncan who Duncan your chickens
before they hatch hey Luke knock knock who's there Luke
Luke ooh Luke out for more knock-knock jokes
hey sir handel knock knock who's there handle handle who handle with care these
knock-knock jokes are fragile then Charlie found Jack in the pack
hey Jack knock knock who's there charlie Jack Jack who Jack you're go to the door
hey Alfie knock knock who's there Alfie Alfie who Alfie terrible if I have
to tell another knock-knock joke ha ha you're so funny charlie hey
Charlie get the twins next yeah Charlie why don't you tell us some jokes hey
Monty knock knock who's there Monty Monty who Monty doesn't grow on
trees you know I don't think you're that funny charlie
hey max knock knock who's there max max who max no difference to Monty
we hope you can take a joke as well as you can give it charlie so as Charlie
was looking for more of his friends Max and Monty backed up Marin bridge and
dumped their load ha ha ha looks like the last joke's on you Charlie
who everybody's a critic soon the Sodor search and rescue center
was notified and Butch and Harold and
Butch towed Charlie hey butch knock-knock
who's that charlie butch butch who hmm but your arms around me and never let go
and Harold airlifted Charlie to the Sodor Steamworks hey Harold knock knock
who's there Harold Harold who Harold do you think I am ha ha you're pretty funny
charlie Harold Lord Charlie down to the
Steamworks telling knock-knock jokes again my friend hey Victor knock knock
who's there Charlie Victor Victor who Vic tore his coupler today yuck yuck
yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck I Caramba dog
then Charlie found Jack Attack Max and Monty belt doc let's start over