hey guys Mathias here and today I
thought I'd do something just a little
different for you I'm gonna tell you a
story
so pay attention to this story closely
because by the end you might actually
know the true secret to you to success
actually you'll find out towards the
first part of the story but it's a good
story so just listen all the way through
so here we go mm-hmm it all started one
cold Sunday night on the tracks my
trench coat was the only thing keeping
the biting wind from sending shivers
down my spine
I think it's called embellishing come on
you think they're gonna pay attention to
my story if I tell them what actually
happened
fine it all started when cold Sunday
night Amanda and I were binge watching
friends on Netflix I turned her and said
I must be missing something this can't
be the only way to which she responded
shut up white man can't you see I'm
watching TV it's called constructing a
narrative so then I got up went to my
computer to study and study and study I
studied some of my favorite youtubers
and their rise to success mark
I studied for hours and I became so
mentally exhausted
but then in here come back and watch TV
with me I tried to get back my focus the
answer had to be here just be and then a
light bulb came on oh did you not want
this on and then it came to me they yell
they scream they're loud was that it was
it that simple did I just stumble upon
the secret to YouTube's success
I was literally shaking with excitement
I am literally shaking with excitement
so I decided to start testing my methods
first on my vlog channel you know just
in case it didn't work but then again
what if it did and welcomed how the god
guys I am a diet
the results were profound so I tried it
a little more to reviews you know the
thing I really loved about this book is
its subtleties and to unboxings so today
guys we're gonna unbox a box oh it's
another box after a lot of success it
was time to test my theory out on my
main channel I can't even begin to tell
you how well it worked
but does it stop there or could this
tactic be applied to anything I didn't
want to wait around to find out okay
that's fine don't worry about it okay
bye it seemed to hold up so I decided to
keep testing my theory hey how can I
help you you can help me by giving me
service and not overcharging me oh you
know what that is actually the one thing
that I can't do but you know what I can
do I could hook you up with a really
good deal on a landline it was then I
realized that my theory was complete and
utter nonsense and that I have been the
victim of some fake views viewbotting
scam it turns out the secret to YouTube
is actually having a likable personality
which I should have seen earlier with
Mark Jack and PewDiePie in their
channels oh so much work though hey guys
thank you very much for watching hope
you enjoyed that video it was kind of
poking fun at the people that poke fun
at let's players and stuff like that go
check those guys out down in the
description below either way I hope you
enjoyed this video and I will see you on
the flippity-flop half-assed
testing testing is this thing on shut up
white man see
shut up white me shut up good boy I
wasn't doing because he didn't finish