- Oh my God, that looks disgusting.
- Oh no, I don't want this.
- I would not give that to my worst enemy.
- (PvF) Today, we are reacting to Gordon Ramsay
reacting to TikTok chefs.
- Ooh. - Ooh!
- (PvF) But, because this is People Vs Food,
you guys will also be trying some of Ramsay's most despised recipes.
- Oh no! (laughs) - Oh no!
- You know, the people that make the TikTok food,
it's trash, it's like actually bad.
- I don't know, I see some stuff that he critiques,
and I'm like I would eat that any day, some stuff looks really good.
- (PvF) So we're gonna see if your taste buds align with Gordon,
or if you think Gordon needs to be roasted for his roasts.
- (man) This is what I like to call...
- (Gordon) What is that? - (man) Italian salsa.
- Aw...
- (Gordon) Italian salsa, that looks a little bit weird, kid.
- Oh no!
- No, why is it a... (laughs)
(both laugh)
- I don't mind that.
- Yeah, the peppers, just leave it, just leave it.
- Oh no!
- He's not wrong.
- Oh, why?
- What a disgrace to Italians. (Izzy laughs)
- That's just all charred.
- That looks kinda good, I'm not gonna lie.
- There is, tapenade, that's what this looks like.
But not olives.
- (Gordon) Lemon, okay.
- You're gonna make us eat this?
- Yeah. - Oh God.
- I feel like... - I'm not excited.
Actually, this could be good.
- What is, oh, that looks, oh.
- It's all stuff that tastes good alone.
(Geneva gags)
- (Gordon) Now that looks like puke.
- That looks like cat food.
- Gordon can just not say it looks like puke,
and we'd be okay, you know?
- After watching that, I'm... - It just looks gross!
- I'm kinda, I'm not, ooh!
- Okay, this looks like hummus.
- Yeah, this looks way better than I expected it to.
- Oh, this looks like less terrible.
- I'm gonna actually throw up, I'm not even like joking.
I might throw up.
- It actually does kinda look like cat food.
- Oh, okay.
- (PvF) What we have here is what Gordon says
is from the Leaning Tower of Puke-sa.
- Yeah. - (PvF) Italian salsa.
What are your thoughts? (Geneva sniffs)
- It's giving me a...
A hummus vibe.
- Honestly, it doesn't smell bad, so I'm really holding out on that.
- I can't even look at it.
It looks like a pile of like diarrhea.
- The color is just very off-putting.
- I'm gonna cry.
- I'm gonna do it. - Oh, we gotta do it together.
- Join me. - Cheers, I can't look at it.
- Oh God.
- I'm like, okay.
I like that.
- Yeah.
- That's kinda fire.
- That's pretty good.
It's not as bad as it looks.
- It's better than I expected, but it's like...
- Yeah, a lot better than I expect...
- There's a lot going on in that one bite.
And sometimes I think something's clashing,
I don't know what it is.
(smacks lips)
- It's beige, it fits in with all the other beige foods.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it's not as bad as I thought it would be.
It's just, it looks bad.
- If this came in a hummus container,
I think it would pass as hummus. - Yeah!
- (PvF) Any words for Gordon about his teardown of it?
- You're an entertaining man to watch,
and for that I'm not angry, but it tastes respectable.
- I'm going for seconds, so like,
it has to be somewhat decent, right?
- I think you're just hungry.
- That might be true. I am starving.
- Okay. - (Gordon) No, no, no, no!
- Spaghetti? - Wait, tomato soup?
- (Gordon) What are you doing?
Young lady, tomato sauce is the easiest sauce in the world.
It's not tomato soup! - No!
- That's, it reminds me of SpaghettiOs.
- No, no, no! No, why?
You know what this reminds me of?
- Chef Boyardee! - Yeah! (laughs)
- (PvF) It's a canned tomato soup pasta.
- Ooh!
- You know,
okay, three, two... - Mm.
- No? - Mm-mm!
- Oh God, I should've eaten it before her.
I don't wanna do this now. (laughs)
Oh God.
- (Presley) Do it! Hold your breath!
See, it's so messy!
- No, it tastes exactly like SpaghettiOs.
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah, an elevated SpaghettiO. I can't get mad at that.
- I have like unreasonably high standards
for food in the first place, and that's like an independent issue,
but this is just like not good. (laughs)
- This kinda ruined my day. (laughs)
- Honestly, but throwing this up would be pretty...
- It'd look the exact same on the way out.
It would look the exact same in or out.
- Just take it away! (laughs) - Take it away!
- Yeah, I've seen this one. - Keto!
- That's so nasty! That is not a sandwich, ma'am.
- I saw this one. - Why!?
- Raw bell peppers are not good.
- I don't, yeah, I'm not the biggest fan of raw bell.
- (Gordon) No! - (woman) And close it up!
- (Gordon) That is not a sandwich! - I agree, Gordon.
- It's not a sandwich, it's sadness.
- I love the locations he chooses to do these reviews.
He's like laying in a field.
- The idiot sandwich! (laughs)
- I don't think this one's gonna be that bad.
- Okay, it looks cute.
- Oh no, I don't want this.
- (PvF) Well, this is called the low-carb idiot sandwich.
- Oh, okay. - Alright!
- Let's go for it.
- I'm scared, I don't like raw peppers.
- I thought that'd be hotter. This isn't that bad.
- It's crunchy.
- Okay, I'm gonna go in.
- I kinda like it.
- It's not bad.
- It's a salad. That's all it is, I think.
- The pepper taste kinda overpowers everything.
- Yeah, it's too much pepper. It's too thick, it's just too much.
- It's not like offensive, but it's not good.
- It's like I'm forcing myself to eat celery
and pretending it's a Snickers bar. - (Kenneth) Yeah!
- I just, I would just prefer bread.
I really would just prefer bread.
- Like if someone put this down in front of me,
and I was a child, I think I would lose my shit.
I think I'd just start crying.
- (man) Let's make a Cucumber Wellington.
- (Gordon) What!?
- Hell no!
- There's no way, no no no no no no no.
That looks disgusting.
- (Gordon) No stop it.
- That's gonna be so soggy.
- He should at least use a zucchini.
- I thought my grandma did this badly, holy shit, are you kidding?
- (Gordon) How dare you insult Wellington?
Oh please, kid.
- That seems like a lot of work for not a good outcome.
- For nothing. - Yeah.
- For nothing, for nothing!
- This is like a menace to society.
- What did he put? What was the paste?
- (PvF) It's called duxelles.
- This is gonna be an awkward combination.
- Oh no, why is it so big?
- Oh my goodness. - Oh God.
- I mean, it looks amazing.
- (PvF) This is Gordon Ramsay's worst nightmare, a Cucumber Wellington.
- From the outside, this could pass as something amazing.
- You just don't know what's hiding,
the monstrosity that's hiding
underneath these beautiful flaky layers.
- It just goes everywhere, alright.
- Oh, it's squishy, no!
- Is there a raw cucumber in there though?
- Yeah, but it's like squishy though.
- The cross section.
Oh my God, that looks disgusting.
Oh no! No!
- Puff pastry, I love, and this is really gonna ruin that for me.
- Nah, no, mm, no.
I'm literally glitching! (both laugh)
- Ready? - Alright.
Ah, it's warm!
- Nice.
- That is the worst thing I have ever put in my mouth.
- Oh, it's hot!
- I would not give that to my worst enemy.
It doesn't taste like anything.
- I got hot cucumber juice.
- It just tastes like a hot cucumber. - In my mouth.
- The cucumber is not cooked. It's just warm.
- The bread is great. - The bread is great.
- Puff pastry, fantastic. This is well-salted.
- I'm going to throw up on this table if I eat more of that.
I'm not kidding. (laughs)
- (PvF) What words do you have for the chef who created this dish?
- What is wrong with you, first of all.
- This is a personal offense.
- You're a bad man.
- Big doughnut energy from that guy,
and we need to keep shooting him down.
- I agree.
- (PvF) After that monstrosity, are you ready for your next one?
- Oh God.
- I wonder what this guy and his friends eat?
- Okay.
- Ooh.
- (Gordon) Last night's pizza, cut into strips?
- Okay. - Looks like a lot of calories.
- Oh, oh, pizza fries!
- I'm already feeling the heart attack coming on.
- (Gordon) More bread on bread, flour on flour.
- He's frying the pizza? - This is gonna be amazing.
- (Gordon) Drain them! Drain, drain, drain!
A mouth full of grease.
- My cholesterol's just gonna like spike after this.
- (Gordon) Oh come on, leave the animal style to In-N-Out.
- That looks amazing.
- The way he's eating it too. (gags)
- Thank you, thank you Gordon.
- Ah-bah-bah-bah. (Miranda laughs)
- This, I think this has to be good.
This sounds like a really drunk or high food.
- Yeah. - That would just be like,
three in the morning after a rave, easy.
(Presley laughs)
I might be the happiest person in the world now.
- (PvF) So these are the better left to In-N-Out
Animal-style pizza fries.
- It looks good. - I'm not mad!
- The sauce looks good, the onions look great.
- The onions do look good.
- I mean, I don't think you can go wrong with
fried stuff and cheese.
Mmm.
- Okay.
- Mmm.
- They're not bad, oh yeah.
- It's just fried bread with sauce.
- It's very, very, it serves very much breadstick.
- Compared to everything we've ate today.
- This is the best. - This is it.
- Top tier. - For sure.
So this, A1.
- I feel like it's just sensory overload.
- Mm-hmm, carbs on carbs, grease on grease.
- I mean, this by itself would possibly stop my heart.
- Who wants to live long? Die of heart failure at 45.
You lived it up.
- I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
- This is California, right here. - Ooh yeah, baby.
- Thank you guys so much for watching.
- Did you enjoy this episode?
- Let us know in the comments below.
- And let us know what we should try next time
on People Vs Food.
- Bye! - Bye!
- Bye guys! - Bye!
- I was gonna, no, you're gonna get sauce all over you.
(both laugh)