Monarch: NO. I-I-- DOUBLE NO! EXTRA NO!
CHERRY-ON-TOP, GOLD-PLATED NO!
ALSO...NO.
SWEETIE, IT'S NOT A REQUEST.
IT'S A POLITICAL AND TACTICAL MOVE FOR THE GUILD.
BUT IF WE --
THIS GUILD THING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR OUR OWN GOOD!
AND NOW YOU'RE STABBING ME IN THE WINGS!
ONCE WE GET THE GUILD BACK ON ITS FEET,
YOU CAN ARCH DR. VENTURE LATER.
WE'LL BUMP UP YOUR LOW ARCHING LEVEL AND FILE FOR SOME --
WAIT -- LOW ARCHING LEVEL?
WAIT -- WHAT LEVEL ARE WE AT NOW?
ON THE BOOKS, Y-YOU'RE A 6.
BUT THAT WAS WHEN YOU HAD
OVER 100 HENCHMEN AND A FLYING COCOON.
SO IF I WERE TO REASSESS, I'D GO WITH 3, MAYBE 4.
3 OR 4?!
COME ON! TANTRUM REX IS A LEVEL 4.
TANTRUM REX!
HE LOOKS LIKE THAT
"NOT THE MAMA, NOT THE MAMA" BABY-DINOSAUR PUPPET.
RIGHT, YOU KNOW THAT IF WE WANT T--
IT'S NOT JUST THE ARCHING LEVEL.
THERE ARE LIKE A DOZEN VILLAINS AHEAD OF YOU.
VENTURE IS TOP DOG NOW.
WILL YOU JUST TRUST ME? I'M ON YOUR TEAM.
WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?
OH, I DON'T KNOW. BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A GUILD JACKET, MAYBE?
YEAH, BUT IF YOU JUST -- JUST --
I HAVEN'T UNPACKED MY BATHROBE.
THAT'S, LIKE, INAPPROPRIATE.
[ LAUGHS ]
THERE IS NO WAY I COULD STAY MAD AT THAT.
I'VE 10 MINUTES BEFORE I LEAVE FOR ASSEMBLY.
MAKE-UP SEX?
ONLY IF YOU BUMP UP MY LEVEL.
AND WEAR THE CHEERLEADER OUTFIT?
DEAL.
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS SUCK. MEETING ADJOURNED.
WAY TO BE TOTALLY UNPROFESSIONAL.
HOLD ON, POOKUMS.
I FORGOT SOMETHING IN THE KITCHEN.
GET INTO HER FILES AND GET US A LIST
OF WHO'S AHEAD OF ME FOR ARCHING VENTURE.
I WANT NAMES, ADDRESSES, SCHEDULES,
STRENGTHS, WEAKNESSES -- THE WORKS.
FIVE MINUTES? I NEED MORE TIME.
SHE'S PUTTING ON THE CHEERLEADER OUTFIT!
I CAN'T LAST MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES.
I KNOW -- I'LL PRETEND I CAN'T FIND THE CLEANUP TOWEL
AND LEAVE HER CAKED IN MY STICKY TRIUMPH FOR A FEW MINUTES.
WILL THAT HELP?
I HATE THAT YOU TELL ME THIS STUFF.
[ SNORING ]