NOW THERE'S LIKE A MILLION REALITY SHOWS.
THERE'S--"NAKED AND AFRAID," I THINK IS THE WEIRDEST ONE
- THAT'S ACTUALLY-- - THAT'S--THE WEIRDEST ONE.
- HAVE YOU WATCHED THAT?
- I'VE SEEN--I HAVEN'T-- I MEAN, I'M NOT--
NO, I'M NOT ADDICTED TO IT, I'M NOT, BUT...
I KNOW THAT IT EXISTS. - YEAH.
AND LIKE "NAKED AND DATING." - YEAH, THERE'S A LOT OF--
- THE NAKED ONES. - THEY'RE VERY POPULAR.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND. - ME EITHER.
- LIKE, YOU KNOW, IT'S OPTIONAL. - YEAH, YEAH.
- IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO, "NO, YOU HAVE TO DO IT,
AND YOU HAVE TO BE NAKED." - RIGHT.
- 'CAUSE I THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ALSO FEEL FOR THEM,
LIKE "OH, MY GOD, AND THEY'RE NAKED!"
- YEAH. - "I FEEL SO--"
"THIS IS HARD FOR THEM!" - RIGHT, BUT YOU CAN'T,
BECAUSE THEY ARE ON THERE, NAKED.
- SIGNED UP. - YOU CAN'T FEEL BAD FOR THEM.
YOU WANT TO HAVE AN AREA THAT YOU'RE LIKE "AW," BUT,
THERE'S NO AREAS, 'CAUSE THEY'RE ALL COMPLETELY--
IT'S LIKE "YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF, YOU'RE ON THERE."
- AND THEN THEY'RE LIKE PIXELATED, AND YOU'RE LIKE
"WELL, NOW--WHY?"
- WHY PIXELATE-- - WHY ARE YOU BROADCASTING THIS?
- EXACTLY. JUST DON'T PIXELATE.
IT'S JUST A CRACK, WE KNOW THERE'S A CRACK THERE.
[laughter and applause] - THAT'S RIGHT!
- YOU KNOW? THAT'S WHERE THEY PIXELATE!
- RIGHT. [applause]
- THE CRACK.
- YEAH.
- THAT'S--THEY WILL EDIT THAT OUT, I KNOW THEY WILL.
- REALLY? IT'S SO FUNNY.
THEY WILL ED--'CAUSE I DON'T THINK I CAN SAY "CRACK," BUT--
[laughter]
MAYBE YOU CAN PIXELATE MY MOUTH WHEN I SAY IT.
- NO! [laughter]
- CAN YOU SAY "WE KNOW IT'S ALL JUST SMOOTH."
- YEAH, RIGHT. - NO, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT EITHER.
- NO. - I'M THINKING OF A KEN DOLL
OR A BARBIE. - YEAH, YOU ARE.
NOW YOU'RE-- - WERE YOU?
- NO, I WAS NOT THINKING ABOUT A KEN DOLL AT ALL.
- WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? A CRACK?
- A CRACK? - I DON'T EVEN KNOW--
I BETTER LOOK AT MY ANATOMY BOOK AGAIN.
[laughter]
- I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BACK.
- OH! - NOT THE FRONT.
- OH, OKAY. [laughter and applause]
YEAH. THAT'S A--
THAT'S A--I CALL IT A LINE. - JUST STOP.
LET'S JUST STOP THAT. - IT'S A LINE!
- WELL, NO-- NO ONE SAYS THAT--
- WOULD THEY LET YOU SAY "A LINE?"
- NO, NO ONE SAYS "YOUR BUTT LINE," THEY SAY "BUTT CRACK."
- I KNOW.
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A LINE. - WELL, IT SURE DOES,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
[sighs] HOW'S YOUR HOLIDAYS GOING?
[laughter]
- ALMOST AS WELL AS THIS. - REALLY?
[laughter]
- UH OH. DID YOU WANT TO SEE MORE VIDEOS?
HOLD ON.
- WHAT'S HAPPENING IN YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW, SOPHIA GRACE?
EXPRESS EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER THOUGHT.
- PINK! - GOOD GIRL!
GOOD GIRL. [laughter]
SHE'S THINKING IN COLOR.