ADULT SWIM HAS DECIDED TO PART WAYS WITH AN ALT-RIGHT
AFFILIATED SHOW.
AS I'VE MENTIONED BEFORE ON THE SHOW, I DON'T LIKE TO REFER TO
WHITES SUPREMACISTS AS ALT-RIGHT, THEY ARE WHITE
SUPREMACISTS, LET'S CALL THEM THAT.
SO, MILLION-DOLLAR EXTREME QUICKLY BECAME A HEADACHE FOR
THE NETWORK AFTER ITS PREMIERE IN AUGUST, DUE TO ITS CLOSE TIES
TO THE WHITE NATIONALIST MOVEMENT KNOWN AS THE ALT-RIGHT.
VIDEO BUFFERING ñ
HE REFERRED TO LENA DUNHAM AS A FAT PIG.
AND I GUESS SOME VIDEOGAME SHOWS A WOMAN WEARING A HEAD JOB
AND THAT UPSET HIM.
"I'M GETTING TIRED OF SEEING BURQAS IN VIDEOGAMES."
THE VIDEO I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU MAKES IT SEEM AS THOUGH YOU
MIGHT BE HIGH ON MACHINES AS YOU ARE WATCHING IT.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF IT BUT APPARENTLY IT DID
RELATIVELY WELL ON ADULT SWIM.
IRISH GIRLS.
DADDY'S GIRLS.
DON'T YOU WISH YOU COULD JUST FUCKING SUCK YOUR DAD'S DICK?
DON'T YOU WISH YOUR DAD CAME HOME FROM HIS OFFICE ONE DAY, ON
LOOSENED HIS TIE AND LET YOU SUCK IS DICK MEGHAN?
MAYBE SO, MAYBE NO.
AND THEN SOMEONE IN THE GROUP OF GIRLS KNOWS ONE GIRL THAT HAD
THIS HAPPEN TO THEM, THIS IS THE STORY: I HAD SEX LAST NIGHT, AND
I GOT A TAMPON SHOVED IN THE BACK OF MY CERVIX, BECAUSE I
FORGOT I HAD A TAMPON BEFORE I HAD SEX.
BUT YOUR DICK ACTED
LIKE A MUZZLELOADER AND SHOVE MY TAMPON TO THE TOP OF MY
VAGINA.
WHY DOES EVERYONE KNOW A GIRL LIKE THAT, I KNOW AT LEAST
TWO GIRLS.
I GET WHY IT HAD A DECENT RATING AT THE TIME AND PLACE,
BECAUSE IF YOU LET GUYS TALK LIKE THAT, LEFT, RIGHT,
CENTER, IT'S GOING TO GRAB ATTENTION.
SO IF YOU ARE FLIPPING THROUGH CHANNELS THAT YOU HAVE THE
VANILLA STUFF ALL THROUGHOUT THE CHANNELS, BUT DOESN'T OFFEND
ANYONE, AND THEN YOU GOT THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT, SUCKING DICK,
YET PEOPLE WANT TO PAUSE FOR A SECOND SHOT DOESN'T MEAN
IT'S QUALITY PROGRAMMING.
YOU CAN GET SIMILAR ENTERTAINMENTS WITHOUT
HAVING TO PAY FOR CABLE, BUT JUST GOING TO YOUR LOCAL
BAR AT ONE IN THE MORNING.
I'M JUST SAYING.
SO FAR, OUT OF THE STUFF THEY'VE PRESENTED, I DON'T SEE A
REASON TO TAKE THEM OFF THE AIR, BUT WE ARE GOING TO GET TO MORE.
SO, HE CALLS LENA DUNHAM A FAT PIG, THAT'S LIKE, HIS OPINION
MAN.
NOW, HE'S A DICK FOR SAYING THAT IN THE CONTEXT OF HER TWEET
ABOUT ALTON STERLING, AND POLICE ABUSE, AND SOMEONE GETTING
KILLED, AND YOUR RESPONSE IS, THAT'S A GOOD POINT ABOUT
SOMEONE GETTING KILLED BY COPS, EXCEPT YOU'RE A FAT PIG,
WELL THEN YOU'RE A JERK.
BUT YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE A JERK IN AMERICA, YOU CAN STILL HAVE A
TV SHOW, AND OF COURSE THE NETWORK GETS TO DO WHAT
THEY WANT.
YOU WANT TO BE RIGHT-WING AND TRIED RIGHT WING HUMOR?
MAYBE IT WILL WORK.
I MEAN, THIS IS IT REALLY HUMOR, ALL THEY ARE JUST DOING IS GOING
AROUND SAYING, FUCK, DICK, CERVIX.
WOW, YOU GUYS ARE REALLY FUNNY ON THE RIGHT.
I DO ALL OF THAT AS, NOT A BIG DEAL, AND A LOT OF THE
PEOPLE WHO WORK AT ADULT SWIM WHO WERE UPSET, AND WRITERS
AND ACTORS AND PRODUCERS SAID THEY DIDN'T WANT TO WORK FOR
A CHANNEL THAT HAD THIS STUFF ON IT, SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL HERE?
WELL, THERE ARE ISSUES.
TYPICAL COMMENT BACK IN A 2013 VIDEO FROM SAM HYDE, AS HE CALLS
A GUY A HIPSTER FAGGOT.
THEY THINK IT'S LIKE, SO FUNNY IF THEY INSULT OTHER PEOPLE IN A
WAY THAT IS OFFENSIVE.
THEY ARE LIKE, I CALLED YOU A CHINA MAN!
ORIENTAL!
I'M SO FUNNY!
I'M WILLING TO OFFEND YOU.
YEAH, FIRST OF ALL, IT'S A ONE TRICK PONY, WE GOT IT,
YOU'RE A DICK.
HOW LONG CAN I WATCH THAT, RIGHT?
AND THEN FIND, YOU WANT TO SAY, BUT WHATEVER, IT'S OPINION,
AND HE'S A JERK, WHATEVER.
HERE'S THE PART I CAN'T REALLY QUITE GET PAST.
ADULT SWIM STANDARDS, ONCE CAUGHT UP, SOMETIMES KIND
OF A PAIN ON TV.
DELL NITPICK YOU ON TIME TIME, AND I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF
STANDARDS, WE CURSE ON THIS SHOW.
QUOTE OF THE DAY.
I KNOW, I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF STANDARDS.
THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED IN TV.
BUT IN THIS CASE, THEY FOUND HIDDEN SWASTIKAS IN THE SHOW.
AND THEY LITERALLY HAD TO TELL THEM, CAN YOU GUYS NOT PUT
HIDDEN SWASTIKAS IN THE SHOW?
SO WHEN THEY CENSOR BENIGN JOKES ñ WHEN THEY CENSORED BENIGN
JOKES BY SEINFELD ON THE AIR, IT'S LIKE STANDARDS, CALM DOWN.
WHEN THEY REMOVE HIDDEN SWASTIKAS FROM YOUR SHOW ON
ADULT SWIM, THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO.
YEP, THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE.
AND IF YOU'VE HIDDEN SWASTIKAS, THAT ISN'T CUTE, THAT ISN'T
FUNNY, AND YEAH, THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE ALL THE RIGHT
IN THE WORLD TO SAY, I'M NOT GOING TO WORK WITH A GUY
WHO DOES STUFF LIKE THAT.
SO THERE IS APPARENTLY A STAR AT ADULT SWIM THAT DECIDED TO
QUIT BECAUSE HE COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
THIS IS FROM BRETT GELMAN, AND HE SAYS, I'M ALL FOR FREE SPEECH
AND I DON'T NEED MY VIEWPOINT TO BE THE ONLY VIEWPOINT, BUT
I'M NOT FOR SOMETHING THAT MOBILIZES PROPAGANDA.
THAT WAS HIS STATEMENT.
IN ADDITION TO THE THINGS THAT CENK LISTED, THEY WOULD DO
THESE PRANKS WHERE, IF THEY FOUND A WOMAN UNATTRACTIVE,
THEY WOULD PURPOSEFULLY TRICK HER INTO A GLASS TABLE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH OF THAT IS REAL.
IT CAN BE REAL, THAT WOULD BE ASSAULT.
REGARDLESS, IT SENDS A REALLY BAD MESSAGE.
IT'S JUST NEEDLESS CRUELTY.
AND YOU THINK IT'S ENTERTAINING.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE?
THEY ARE LIKE BIFF FROM BACK TO THE FUTURE, SO THEY THINK
BEING A BULLY IS HILARIOUS.
IT'S A ONE TRICK PONY!
IT'S JUST OFFENDING PEOPLE, AND THEN TELLING GIRLS THEY ARE
UGLY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET LAID.
AND THAT IF YOU GET FRUSTRATED ENOUGH, YOU PHYSICALLY
ASSAULT THEM.
ISN'T THAT FUNNY?
I NOT ONLY SAID HORRIBLE THINGS TO OFFEND YOU, I ALSO
ASSAULTED YOU.
ISN'T THAT FUNNY?
I'M A RIGHT-WINGER AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT COMEDY IS.