you might have heard there's a new lamb
rover defender on sale now and we've
actually got one here and ninety pretty
much my perfect spec looks amazing but
it's no longer the affordable car it
maybe once was they start about 4045
grand and you can spec one up to 70
grand if you're not careful which gave
the producers an idea it meant there was
a bit of a space for a affordable go
anywhere kind of luxury off-road and
they said panty McGinnis go and make one
of your own and this is the result it is
called the dirty rascal and true to form
it is very dirty indeed has every inch
of mud that it picked up when they
filmed their feature now what is it the
front end very much a Bedford rascal
underneath it is a Daihatsu for track
we're gonna have a poke around it
because it's not just any old off-road
of this it's got some unique custom
features which Patti dreamt up himself
we'll have a look in the cabin first
probably the least remarkable bit in the
car if I'm honest stand on the wheel bit
of a step I mean it's not graceful to
get into definitely the command driving
position that all SUV drivers are
looking for these days manual gearbox
man your handbrake tick tick for point
harness there appears to be a mouse down
here no idea but that's poor but
basically you get the idea up front
it's a Bedford rascal on stilts where
the magic happens excuse me is back here
because on the back at the dirty rascal
is this bespoke box
the idea was paddy McGuinness wanted to
create a luxury vehicle and the things
that mean luxury to paddy maybe don't
mean luxury to the rest of us but they
are intriguing nonetheless so you open
this glass door just like you'd have on
any high-end patio and step into the
dirty worse
oh absolutely Spinks like a teenager's
bedroom in here now what does every
expensive house extension have bi-fold
doors that's right nothing says luxury
like a set of bi-fold doors that don't
quite fit and there we go
look at that never thought you'd see
those on a passenger vehicle did you
what else have we got
well Paddy's been very busy with
customizing this car over here a
pick-and-mix dispenser essential kit of
course plenty of built-in cupboards some
alcohol hand gel for sanitary reasons
this is quite interesting look a hot
drinks dispenser because when you've
been out and about on the mountain
off-roading Green laning everyone needs
a nice cup of tea or coffee or in
Paddy's case gravy oxtail soup cream or
custard it's quite ingenious really over
here
Big Daddy The Wrestler must be Paddy's
inspiration to be honest I don't really
want to go there big screen TV but not
just for watching TV this is your
reversing camera because how annoying in
those cameras when you have to look at
where you're going on a tiny 2 inch
screen and grooming products essential
from the modern man so as you can see he
really has thought of everything yeah I
mean it is covered in mud it does smell
terribly but a lot of clever features
here the question is then one of these
or the new Land Rover Defender one of
these every time