S: As a lot of you may know getting out of bed for us can sometimes be a challenge.
Sometimes a very...
heavy challenge and sometimes it's very furry.
And here Martina and I are trying to snuggle in the morning and this guy won't leave us alone.
Memers: I love my family~
S: Hello, I'm the Meemers
and this is high-quality programming.
Fortunately, I'm able to move this one off of me and get started with my day. Who wants some breakfast? You do. *kiss*
Hey guys, good job on the decorative fennel. I'm glad you bought it but you're never gonna eat it.
Meemers~
S:Meoow *mocking memers*
Up you go.
Good boy.
There you go, sweet guy. Gimme a wet kiss. I don't know how to bite. I just know how to lick. Lem lem lem~
What a unit.
So this is a very different way of making coffee than I'm used to.
You've seen in our other videos how we usually use a French press.
Lately, I've tried to do hand drip. We go to some hand drip places in Japan and they're really really delicious.
And Martina is very well versed in coffee. I'm not as well versed.
So, I figured I'm gonna try to learn how to do this myself.
Not to the same level that they are but I figured if I could try a little bit then I can appreciate
what I'm gonna experience later on in the future with the masters when they do it themselves.
Thanks Meemers for contributing so much my video. Meow meow meow. Look at me, I'm the Meems.
M: Oh my God, the smell of coffee... Is there coffee?
S: Maybe.
M: F*** yeah! Oh my God, my ankle is so bust.
S: You're doin' okay, girl.
The smell of coffee...
M: *makes monkey sound*
S: ...has lured her downstairs.
M: Uh, uh-ah- Uh!
Hey, look at this, this is a great day. I am not super cranky. My ankle's in a lot of pain.
That's a...
A special day. We gonna get- We're gonna go on a fun adventure today.
S: You think so?
Aw, sweet girl. You look like you're in such a better mood today, girl. M: I'm in a real good mood today.
S: A real good mood.
M: I'm in a solid good mood today, which is super thrilling. I slept pretty well last night. I'm super tough.
No, sad Martina today. My ankle's a bit busty, but that's normal S: Mine too!
S: Which one? M: My right one. S: My right one too. Couple ankles!
*duck-like sounds*
Mmmmmmmmm~
Mmmmmmmmm~ *higher pitched*
Mmmmmmmmm~ *even higher pitched*
Mmmmmmmmm~ *highest pitch*
Duh, duh, duh, duh~ Dum dum dum~
S: I got so sleepy there. M: I know, I snuggled you and I got so sleepy. No, No more touching!
S: The humming was so soothing!
S: Mmmm~
God, how do you like this? It's just so bright.
M: Today we are going for some treats. And since we don't always eat delicious food on camera
we hate eating salad, so boring. So why don't we just blend it up and eat it? So that's what I'm doing today.
I'm gonna give you guys our recipe for a healthy chunky green breakfast. Sometimes it's our lunch,
sometimes it's our dinner smoothie. Yeah peeling sucks, but I got it.
Whoa! Perfect first time!
Some of these apples have wax on them or other things that are coating them and I don't really want to consume that, do you, Ducky?
S: M-m. M: Not really.
If you guys end up trying this smoothie
I'd like you guys to let us know in the comment section if you gave up. If you had it once and you said:
That's disgusting guys. You have a problem.
Ginger peeling tip!
It is very difficult to peel ginger normally. Just use a normal spoon. It comes off with one little tiny scrumple with your thumb.
That's it and you don't waste all your ginger. This is a way too much amount of ginger to put into this smoothie. -- S: Is it though?
Yes, it would be. I use about a thumb size. So I'm gonna just cut this in half. Give it like a...
I know for some of you you're like: 'That's still quite a bit of ginger.', but the aim here is to
coat your tongue with any flavor except spinach and kale. In you go!
Not tons of mint yet, but it's definitely coming in. Also, I need to show you guys this amazing plate that we got.
It's like a Japanese style, but can you tell me what you see when you look at it?
Okay, so you see how there's this one that's coming up quite straight like this and then there's this one that's going sideways?
So, they are looking to go into the ground and create roots.
So, if you need to like replant your mint somewhere
these are the kind of ones that you can kind of cut and stick in the ground and they will reroot into the ground.
So, I'm not gonna cut these down because I want this to be super lush for the summertime.
How did a bird sh**
on that window right there? S: How the f***
did you
beat our awning and sideways sh** onto my window?
M: I mean it's- I'll be honest, I'm a little impressed.
S: Look Kirby's doing a good job here. Ain't you, little buddy?
Unceremoniously place your mint inside the blender. *explosion sound*
There comes the green part of this. We are using just normal spinach that we get from Japan. I'm gonna do
A REALLY BIG HANDFUL!
There's two of us, we're splitting this, so we're each gonna eat half a lemon, half an apple, a handful of mint and
probably like a cup of greens, a little bit of kale for
anti-inflammatory purposes. I'm going to be adding a dash of cayenne pepper
which you will taste so don't, don't do a lot.
And we bought tumeric when we were in Bali.
One of our favorite things to do is to visit market places inside of a new city. Supposed to be very anti-inflammatory.
I'm gonna add about a teaspoon or so.
Cheers~ Get ready to chew.
*slurp*
Mmmm~
M-hm
Mmmm~
S: Naw, someone looks so sad...
M: I'm exaggerating. I actually like this a lot. I think it tastes great. It's got a little bit of the ginger bite,
it's got a little bit of the Cayenne peeking through, it's kind of spicy from the mint somehow in there.
I think that they work really really well together. Yeah, it's a bit hard to chew. Yes, it's a bit chunky.
It's a nice healthy start to the day, right, Ducky? S: Yeah.
Urgh, right, Ducky, Ducky? Riiiight, riiight! Urgh, urgh.
Urgh!
*music* Baby, when you move your body~
*music* Whoooa, whoooa~
*music* Baby, when you move your body~
*Japanese clerk* Welcome!
Totoro, Totoro~
There's a Totoro sticker on top!
You know what happened here?
This is supposed to be on your box, but everyone wants to collect it,
so they just put it here because it's an actual sticker.
That's right, the bad food we're having today are Totoro filled cream puffs.
You're gonna have to wait to see because we're gonna get on our bikes and go to the park and find a table.
We're gonna sit near the Ghibli museum. Okay? S: Okay. -- M: But not at the Ghibli museum.
S: I'm sorry, I got to buy some of those cookies. You hold this. I'm just gonna get some of the cookies.
M: You're going for cookies?
S: I'm going for cookies.
S: Yeah, okay Totoro is really cute.
And I know Martina is really into cute stuff, but I love Totoro. So it's also such-
M: Totor-y awesome?!
*honk sound*
I love Totoro.
It's a very wholesome movie. You can't help but watch it and just feel like
so pure, you feel so cleansed of all the dirtiness after watching it, so, of course,
I'm gonna get some cookies for myself as well. So, all that spiritual purity I can make into caloric impurity -- M: Ah, I see.
It's worth it. I love you Totoro and I'm gonna make my body just like yours one day.
S: Mmmmm~ M: Totoro~ Toto~
M: We do have our Totoro puffs but we're gonna make a quick break and grab Simon in some real food.
S: 3:00pm and I haven't actually had a meal yet. I've just had
M: Kale smoothie. S: A kale smoothie and coffee.
M: We will really go to a place that we love, just gonna grab it and then we will continue to eat Totoros.
Cause cream puffs shouldn't be your first- -- S: I'm too big, these so little. M: That's okay, Ducky.
It's important to remember that some people get cranky and tired when they're hungry. Simon gets very very fatalistic. He doesn't get cranky
He's the sweetest being.
I can't say the same for me. I get very cranky and irritated when I'm hungry.
The sad male specimen looks around desperately for food. It's been hours since he last had his meal.
Sustenance running out pushing along his giant six-foot four body. S: I haven't eaten all day.
M: Kale, it turns out, is not good enough S: More like six-foot five.
M: for this big man.
This is one of our favorite areas to bike in. It's behind Inokashira Park.
And this is where people live they like back on to the park, basically. The problem is that these side streets are so confusing.
He's going for it now, I don't blame you. Is that an entire egg?
S: Hey, girl.
I couldn't wait for you to eat yours, so I just ate mine right away. -- M: That's okay.
S: Do you want me to explain what your thing taste like, cause it's really really good.
M: No, but if you're still hungry, you can have a bite of it. S:Okay M:Do you wanna have the first bite of it? -- S: No. -- M: Okay.
S: I want the second bite. The first bite doesn't have the sausage.
M: That's exactly why I offered it to him! Double damn! He's on to me!
There's a kid across from us pushing a rollerblade with her hand. Not two rollerblades.
She's got one rollerblade, one rollerblade and she's wearing it like a mitten
and now her bother's fighting over it, cause he's like 'I wanna push it.'
First bite for you. Damn, I thought I could bamboozle him into it! -- S: First bite for you, I'm a gentleman!
M: Will the autofocus focus for me?
S: It sure did!
M: Aww, what a great camera!
S: Yeah, you love it.
*splash*
*splash* *splash*
S: What happened, girl?
M: The sausage squirted into my nose and into my eye... S: Haha...
M: I'm really serious. I'm not joking. It's IN my nose.
S: Oh sh**, I did see it. M: And it's actually in my eye like a porn star.
I just got- A sausage squirted all over me. All I can smell is sausage.
Ducky, come here, come smell my nose. Come smell me.
S: Yep, sausage!
I was supposed to have the second bite.
M: I got you talkin'.
*splash* *splash* *splash*
M: You feel it dripping off your nose? S: M-hm.
Oh yeah, like that.
S: Wow. -- M: Yeah, that was nuts. We are not saving these napkins for the Totoros.
S: I don't know how. I just can't stop all the German sausages from squirting on my face.
S: Do you want any more? M: I do.
S: F***!
M: You could've bought two, you know?
And You're an adult!
Let's cover up your v-neck.
S: What's wrong with my v-neck?
M: It's just...
... so attractive. I have to cover it, I don't want other people to see it.
S: Come on!
*with Russian accent* Listen, I like your chest. It's very hairy like animal, but very groomed animal like heart shaped.
S: If you don't, I'm just gonna eat this.
M: Accidentally very nice chesticle. Very Wolverine. I like it other people must not see it.
*gasp* Catbus noooo~
So scary.
S: One of the things you don't see about our videos is that
we take a very long time to set up. So, we look at all this
delicious stuff that we want to eat and we wait and we wait -- M: And we wait. -- S: And wait.
This is really pretty like the-
M: See this? Gotta- S: Yeah.
M: Anyway. *Raptor: Kid screaming in the background.*
What do you think?
S: That was very cute. Yeah, just, there's always direct shadow from it. -- M: Here, how about this?
S: Oh, there you go.
Now we could really pop that up a lot more. Oh, yeah.
M: And I would say turn the ISO down. Actually make the one pont- Yeah, exactly.
A little bit more this way because their eyes are facing this way. -- S: Uh-huh.
M: This one's the hard one, turn him slightly.
S: Here you go.
Ready? Oh yeah, look at that. It's gorgeous.
Part of eating these cream puffs isn't just eating them. It's also...
looking at them, enjoying them, appreciating them and especially if you're in the park right beside the Studio Ghibli Museum
And then there's some beautiful trees. Eating this could really transport you to a beautiful place.
M: Okay, are you ready here? S: Okay, here we go.
M: One, two, three.
S: Look at this golden pastry underneath.
How could anyone be unhappy eating a Totoro cream puff under such a beautiful tree?
And this is a good cream puff as well. It's got a nice hard crust. Really nice Airy fluffy cream going on there.
M: Bring that back, sir. You didn't even show anyone anything. You just ate- oh there we go. That's beautiful, just stay there
S: This is chocolate nice and aerated and fluffy.
Good golden yolky
crust.
M: And let me tell you: those are stuffed! That is ge-ner-ous
S: You ever get like a
filled donut
which is just like a little hole of jam. That you gotta eat 90% of the donut to get to? Not here.
This is all cream and barely any crust.
Mm! We're on a happy day.
I don't think anybody can walk past this tree and not be amazed. Everybody that walks past it
looks up. Everybody gets off their phones or they get back on it to take a picture of it.
This is a life stopping moment.
M: Mm!
*sexy music plays*
S: My god, you're just so hot.
M: It went terribly wrong. Oh my gosh. You see how much cream is in there? Mmm! Banana!
Caramel? S: Oh!
M: They plugged up the bottom hole
with a piece of banana so that it wouldn't squirt everywhere. -- S: Oh, nice!
M: I'd like to mention that while everybody else is enjoying how beautiful the blossoms look
I'm like enjoying how beautiful the blossoms look while hoovering the cream puff.
S: ome people model
some people eat cream puffs.
Pass it over here, girl. -- M: That's for you. -- S: Alright.
It's just dripping on your fingers, girl. Come on. You're making a mess everywhere.
If you want to drop your cream on the ground you can.
I sucked your fingers.
Aaaah~
M: Isn't that good? S: Chocolate was better. M:*Gasp*
M: It was not! S: No, chocolate was real good.
M: You didn't even share it with me. S: I know. Not, not a bit. Not a bit.
People sometimes ask us: What's the best time of year to come to Japan? What's the best season?
I really think it's spring. -- M: Do you? S: Yeah, I really think like avoid the summer.
It's disgustingly hot. But now when it's just a little bit breezy, you could throw in a light Jack you could see some beautiful trees.
Enjoy a nice Totoro cream puff.
That's a bad boy, looks like he really wants to come play.
Please, please, please, please!
M: So much energy.
S: Are you gonna go pet the dog? M: I think I am I- Oh my, oh gosh.
S: He's such a- Aw, I think he's going, he's doing something. -- M: He's so happy.
S: Alright, here goes. Do you wanna go see the doggy? Haha, what's there?
Hello, hello, hello, hello! Hello, hello, hello!
M: There is a doggy up there. Shitsu? S: I know.
M: He's like 'back off!' S: Oh no, no, back off! It's too much!
M: Hi~
Hi~
What are you doing?
Koko?
Woman: Yes, Koko.
S: Koko!
M: Hi, Koko!
S: Hello, Koko!
M: Hi, Koko!
Oh my gosh, look at his adorable sweater.
S: Hey girl, look at you looking at a dog, okay.
I think it's time in the video- Give me your hand, girl.
We've been discussing this for a while. I think we're almost ready to adopt a new dog.
M: *grunts*
S: I think we're almost ready. We thought of his name,
we thought of a story, I thought of the kind of want to get. Martina's still a little hesitant to pull the trigger.
I know you miss Spudgy, girl. I miss him, too.
But I think we could bring a lot of joy to another dog's life and we could give him a really good happy life.
M: Yeah...
S: We could bring him here to see some friends, you could play around with him.
We could try to convert them to communism.
M: Yeah...
People don't understand what we're talking about. It's so crazy. S: They don't understand it yet.
Yes.
It's okay. It's nice talk.
M: I know, I just- It was very painful to lose him.
S: I know, girl.
But we had so many good memories with him, didn't we? We had so many more good memories-
S: than negative ones. M: I know and it's very comforting to have an animal.
S: Yeah.
M: I know, I d- I don't know how to be ready.
Like, everyone online we talked-
S: Nobody is ready.
M: I don't know it. We were ready to get a Spudgy because when we went to Korea
we couldn't bring muffins and then we said we need an animal.
And then we found him in the shelter and we were like 'that's our boy' and then we've never not had one.
S: Right? M: It's my first time to not not have like a dog now.
S: Well, we gotta fix it, girl. M: We got married and had like six months with a cat.
S: Yeah. M: And then all dog and cat.
S: Yeah.
It's okay. M: It's really I don't know what to do.
S: Hey.
You're looking at dogs now and you're crying. Just imagine coming back here
and looking at a dog and having our own dog.
M: I know... S: That we could share with everybody else.
Imagine how much happier we'll be to see that.
I think we're ready. Don't you? -- M: Maybe... -- S: I think we're ready for a new dog. Meemers-
M: You have so much cream puff in your in your mustache right now.
You have like- just- other side. S: So- -- M: right there
It's like so much. Yeah, yeah! I mean, it's deep. S: Whoa, whoa! That's a lot!
Hey
M: It might be tuna.
S: I'm ready for a dog. You're ready for a dog. Meemers, are you ready for a brother?
Mems: I think you're asking for trouble, mister!
S: Meemers, look at me! Meemers, put your f***ing face here. Come on. Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!
M: No! No! *impersonating Meemers*
S: F***ing look at me, Meemers!
Meemers, god damn you, you f-
Meemers, look at me! You F***ing diva!
I wanna get our cat's attention.
Look here. here, smell it again.
I think I'm gonna sleep on your face for so long that you might not wake up.
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!
Whatever happened to those cookies? You asked, click here if you want to see what those cookies are all about.
Also, if you don't know who our dog was, Spudgy, we did a video in this very same dog park.
So click here if you want to check it out and see some cute doggies and our wonderful boy.